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ITT: We tie a tie and get an erection
Kovak
did a lot of drugsmarried cher?Registered User regular
did a lot of drugsmarried cher?Registered User regular
Hello SE++
I am here to inform you of my new favorite fetish.
It is a fetish for wearing suits and ties.
Some men are aroused by the act of putting on a suit and tie; this can lead to the typical physical manifestations of arousal, including accelerated heart rate and erections.
Generally it begins subtly as the garments are put on one-by-one and then reaches its apex as the tie is tied in the mirror and then the jacket is buttoned as the day’s business ensemble comes together.
This usually starts in adolescence where the young man puts on a suit infrequently, but when he enters the business world and is required to dress formally most days of the week it can escalate from a mild annoyance to a true problem when each morning’s dressing for work routine is interrupted by a need to release sexual tension.
Please feel free to question your friends about this.
It may be that they suffer from these erections and need some help releasing the tension without getting their hands and halfway donned suit dirty. Sometimes you just got to lend them a hand.
Alternatively: In this thread I copy and paste from wikipedia
I am here to inform you of my new favorite fetish.
It is a fetish for wearing suits and ties.
Some men are aroused by the act of putting on a suit and tie; this can lead to the typical physical manifestations of arousal, including accelerated heart rate and erections.
Generally it begins subtly as the garments are put on one-by-one and then reaches its apex as the tie is tied in the mirror and then the jacket is buttoned as the day’s business ensemble comes together.
This usually starts in adolescence where the young man puts on a suit infrequently, but when he enters the business world and is required to dress formally most days of the week it can escalate from a mild annoyance to a true problem when each morning’s dressing for work routine is interrupted by a need to release sexual tension.
Please feel free to question your friends about this.
It may be that they suffer from these erections and need some help releasing the tension without getting their hands and halfway donned suit dirty. Sometimes you just got to lend them a hand.
Alternatively: In this thread I copy and paste from wikipedia
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diaper of holdings
Does this explain Japanese salarymen and train gropings and shit?!
Granted, those are the years when you just have an erection for no reason all the time. But the clothing was never the cause.
No, hot teenage girls who are too passive to complain is the reason for that.
you can tell us
If buttoning up your blazer emboldens your boner we wont judge you
i think i have this
but i think it's like
reverse of this
not wearing a suit gives you a boner
every time you put on leggings and a sweatshirt you get a boner?
hmmmm
I've never become aroused by putting on suits, though. And I wear suits a lot. I feel more confident, but not horny.
Send me a picture of your penis.
removing suits
but hey that too
i am underage mr fizz
you can have my penis in 9 months
yeah sure man
I wouldn't mind.
For science.
when do you not have a raging boners
hey
Ridiculous. Being attracted to masculinity is the ultimate aspect of the truly masculine man. According to Plato, anyway.
well if it's for science
Killing 2 birds with one stone is pretty good
Zangeif!
There's a whole subgenre of gay porn devoted to it
Truly a masculine specimen if ever there was one.
Whippy would you play GH2 with me if we lived near each other
I really need to know this
defender is down with the gayness
there's no variety
it's like
hey, you wanna see these guys fuck
or
hey, you wanna see these guys fuck in a barn?
Men who are aroused by seeing other men in suits and ties
Most active members of the Suit and Tie Fetish Community are Gay men, though some heterosexual women find the sight of a man dressed formally for business sexually stimulating as well.
it's just that the other one is much cooler
Alright wrap tie around twice BOING
now under and through and unf unf unf
Yeah sure
I do not own GH or GH2, but next time I go into town I am making my christmas returns and am picking up GH1 with the option of a GH2 purchase in the near future
I kind of want to pick up gh2 first 'cause I like the red guitar better
hrm
good point
i never leave home without one
How...OK look I obviously have little experience with, and therefore knowledge of, pornography, but...is hetero porn more full of variety? Why is gay porn boring?
Wait, do I even want to know this?
sweaty gay dudes fucking in a barn is completely different than just gay dudes fucking
hay gets stuck all over their body in the middle of all the action
it's quite hot, you see
I just played GH2 for the first time last night and had to go out and buy it today.
Also I'd say just get GH2 because the song list is muuuch better on it. And apparently it works better Karl says. I am no GH connissuer.
There's a limited number of holes and flesh pillows that can be used in gay porn.
I was going to let you ride me around the city like a bicycle
Really as far as I can tell there's not a whole lot of variety either way. I mean with hetero porn you at least get
DO YOU WANT TO SEE
A. OLD CHICK ON DUDE
B. FAT CHICK ON DUDE
C. BIG BOOB CHICK ON DUDE
D. TWO CHICKS ON ONE DUDE
OR
E. 8 DUDES ON ONE CHICK
CHOOSING E MAKES YOU GAY