Hi,
If you want to play the origional red alert online TONIGHT read this guide, follow the steps to exactly how they are layed out, any problems ask me (contact info at bottom) - this took me a day to sort outSTEP 1
Download or have your red alert CD - if you have the First Decade pack then there is extra steps. I have the origional CD and this worked for me. Also you can download that shit off Torrentz
STEP 2
Install red alert onto XP using the EA Support Guide.
EA Support Page
There are a few patches to select from that list I used RA108USP.exe I would suggest everyone use the same patch for the sake of compatablity. Read the EA guide carefully and make sure you get the patch it links to. In order to install it both the exe and the .something file need to be in the RA directory.
STEP 3
you need to download and install the 3.03 patch
3.03 Patch from Fileplanet
ALTERNATE STEP 3:
Alternativly if you have the C&C First Decade version you will need to install the game with the 3.03 patch option checked and install a compatablity patch which can be found here
THIS IS ONLY IF YOU HAVE THE "C&C THE FIRST DECADE" VERSION
First Decade UpgradeSTEP 4:
In order to play online we will be using the hamachi virtual network client.
Download and install hamachi then follow the guide here
hamachi red alert guide
It's super important to follow those directions to the mofucking T. That guide is for complete idiots, ignore the first part about installing red alert - it assumes you have the "C&C First Decade" which not everyone will.
STEP 5:
CRITICAL STEP: You have to disable or create exceptions for all firewall programs. If you have a router that means going into your router settings and either opening up all ports, or opening up the specific ports... Lets get realistic here, hackers arn't waiting for you to open up ports so they can steal your myspace account, just open that shit up.
If you need help opening your ports on your router here is a guide:
First select your router then select Command and Conqure red alert - from the list... Port forward requires you have a static IP - I found it easier on my DI-524 to open up all ports for the entire range of IPs rather than dick around with static ips and individual ports... Again hopefully a hacker doesn't steal my myspace (oh noes)
port forward: a guide to your allowing ports on your router firewall
Also open up the hamachi ports
hamachi ports usedSTEP 6:
Then to play connect to my red alert virtual network
name: pennyalert
pw: pa
Then start red alert go to network, and if anyone else who does this will be able to play against each other.
Important note: sometimes in the network lobby 2 players may be on however for some reason their names will not show up on the player list, but if everything is correct you can still talk to each other and join games, its best to be on vent or something while setting up a game so you can work around this with little confusion.
hit me up on msn:
pigeonofdespair@hotmail.com or aim: Alysair if you need help or wanna do a game[url][/url][url][/url][url][/url]
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Anyways it would be nice to eliminate the OP H-scroll break.
Also, I'm too lazy to install it right now. Meh.
probally, ive posted on these forums forever, never regularly\
now someone play me - i will tanya rape you (that sounds hot)
I fell into a burning ring of fire, went down down down and the flames went higher
I'm assuming your using XP - I tried to install it a bunch and it never worked. Follow the guide I posted and it will work. Not only do you have to install it in compatablity mode you need a special patch - its all in the link - do it now and lets play
I fell into a burning ring of fire, went down down down and the flames went higher
dun duh dun dun dah dun
DUNNA DUNNADA DUNNA
*something russian*
DUNNA DUNNADA DUNNA
I fell into a burning ring of fire, went down down down and the flames went higher
YOU CAN DOWLOAD IT OFF TORRENTZ?!
what are you saying here
oh deary me
Is a burning thing.
And it makes a burning ring.
I wish I had my Red Alert CD still. I think I may have misplaced it in my step mother's dirty whore mouth.