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HALP! *wine contest*

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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Grape in the U.S.A. is all I got and it is not worth mentioning

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Yeah, looking at them, his song titles are not condusive to grape-related puns

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  • WidepathWidepath Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    wine-type-taste.gif

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  • Richard M. NixonRichard M. Nixon regular
    edited November 2009
    Speed Racer wrote: »
    Volucrisus Aedrius wrote: »
    Amontillado?!

    Amontillado.

    For the love of God, Montresor

    Yes, for the love of God.

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  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I could be writing a paper about that right now!

    But instead I am writing a paper about Tolstoy.

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  • DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Swill wrote: »
    oh god MD 20/20

    It is a tricky 'wine'.

    "No, it's fine, it tastes pretty good, and I'm feeling pretty pleasant right now."

    and then you're being dragged through a carnival by pissed off friends, yelling at the carnies making cotton candy. "Keep up the good work, the pink one looks really good!"

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  • NickleNickle Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Corky and the Romanos.

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  • JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Actually, Grove Street Families would work for this

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  • Richard M. NixonRichard M. Nixon regular
    edited November 2009
    Government Cheese

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  • HoukHouk Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Richard M. Nixon wrote: »
    Government Cheese
    Government Chablis

    this only works when written, or when uneducated

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  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Houk wrote: »
    Richard M. Nixon wrote: »
    Government Cheese
    Government Chablis

    this only works when written, or when uneducated

    I like it because they will start to think "how is that funny? ... oh!"

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  • IpseDixitIpseDixit Treat me like a pirate And give me that bootyRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    The Short Donny's

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  • RichardTauberRichardTauber Kvlt Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I heard wine and then there was a whole lot of text so fuck that. Wine!

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  • I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell UpI'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Vinny Vineyard and the Wineocerous

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  • MichaelLCMichaelLC In what furnace was thy brain? ChicagoRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    "The Swallowers"
    "Corked in [hometown goes here]"
    "Noble Roters"
    "Syrah, Syrah!"

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  • AlpineAlpine Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    The Bottle Bottom Boys
    The+Soggy+Bottom+Boys.jpg

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  • MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    On a related note, I'm determined to hybridize my own variety of table grape one day and name it "Statutory".

    I would've posted it as a suggested name but I think the rape-joke horse has been beaten thoroughly.

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Tie you to the radiator and grape you

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  • A duck!A duck! Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited November 2009
    Team Free Candy

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  • alternatingAberrationalternatingAberration I am the milk man My milk is deliciousRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    "Terlet Chardonnay"

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  • .. Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2009
    The Grapes of Wrath

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Grape of the Lock

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  • MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    "Winey sons of bitches"

    There. That's my half-ass contribution.

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  • UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Planet of the Grapes

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  • UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    The Royal Tannin-baums

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Tarzan, Lord of Grapes

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  • UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Winepress Hill (Cypress Hill)

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  • UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    The Talented Mr. Grapely

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  • MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Three Bottles of Wine, One Urine Sample

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Meanwhile 7-11 is going to start selling wine
    My favorite part was the President of the company describing their customer base and trying not to use the word "wino"

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  • MichaelLCMichaelLC In what furnace was thy brain? ChicagoRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    MetroidZoid wrote: »
    Three Bottles of Wine, One Urine Sample

    Three Guys, One Bottle?

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  • Richard M. NixonRichard M. Nixon regular
    edited November 2009
    Sommelier? I Hardly Even Know 'Er

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  • Agent VesagoAgent Vesago Half Iago. Half Fu Manchu. All Bastard. Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    The Cask of Your Mom

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  • DMACDMAC Come at me, bro! Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited November 2009
    Richard M. Nixon wrote: »
    Sommelier? I Hardly Even Know 'Er

    I was thinking something similar with "snifter".

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    shit eating fag-shitter and 3 others

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    rapes of wrath

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Bonertritis cumerinherhaira

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  • Agent VesagoAgent Vesago Half Iago. Half Fu Manchu. All Bastard. Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    3 guys, one corkscrew

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  • Richard M. NixonRichard M. Nixon regular
    edited November 2009
    DMAC wrote: »
    Richard M. Nixon wrote: »
    Sommelier? I Hardly Even Know 'Er

    I was thinking something similar with "snifter".

    snifter is more for brandy, though, i thought

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Richard M. Nixon wrote: »
    DMAC wrote: »
    Richard M. Nixon wrote: »
    Sommelier? I Hardly Even Know 'Er

    I was thinking something similar with "snifter".

    snifter is more for brandy, though, i thought

    yes

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