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[mini] MECHA Champions - Cancelled. Ya'll blew up my laptop!
samurai6966
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MECHA PHALLA
by Samurai6966
by Samurai6966
The Universe is at war. As we speak, over 20 planets fight to dominate the others. With each pasting moment, more cities are destroyed, lives ruined, and weapon of killing made better.
But you don't give a damn about the War. You're on Xerneo, the wasteland planet. Only rocks grow here. Its barren but somehow has breathable air. No kingdom wants it. And its the perfect place for the MECHA Gladiators, a new fighting show were MECHA pilots bring their machines and battle until they die. Some do it for glory. Some for the money. Others are forced there by their masters. Whatever the reason, MECHA warriors come to this horrible planet to compete. Now it is time for you to join in. You and your team will battle with their awesome machines and go for gold in MECHA CHAMPIONS PHALLA!
First and foremost, this is something that came out of my head. There is no source material just in case there is something called MECHA Champions. Sign up in lime and there will be a vote in red. Also there are some battle mechanics and whatnot. You will also be building your own role. Its faction based. 30 players so sign-up now! Enjoy!
Vote Close at 9pm EST.
Players:
1) Vagrant_winds
2) Suki
3) adventfalls
4) kime
5) Cleonicus
6) Egos
7) Newblar
8) Ianator
9) Robos A Go Go
10) Dunadan019
11) Fluffy, Our Beloved Flopsy Bunny Friend- Did not submit a MECHA.
12) garroad_ran
13) Kistra
14) Toxic Toys
15) Rawkking Goodguy
16) lonelyahava
17) Hippie
18) simonwolf
19) LoserForHireX
20) Zandracon
21) Jaenther
22) Ebfan
23) Tiphareth
24) Gumpy
25) Typhus733
26) Kias
27) ShadowThomas
28) Jobastion
29) immortal squish
30) pigeonking
Reserves:
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Day 1
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Here is a list of MECHA body styles and parts. Everyone starts off with $1000 and can spend as every dime if they please. You can buy two of the same type and/or item. But you must buy at least a Body and a Weapon. For today only, if you get an item and later you don't want it and want your money back, you get it for retail value. After today, its worth half. You can change items on you MECHA any time except the time between vote close and narrations. Items you have but not using don't draw from your power core.
There are a few stats in play:
Durability- Starting Defense of a MECHA. Points with this and Armor will count towards HP.
Power- This is the engine of the MECHA. All things will draw on it. You can not equip parts if they as a group will draw more power then the MECHA has.
Boost- This the the speed of a MECHA. Faster the MECHA, the quicker your attack will be. But attacking will be a -1 point to Speed for that night. If your speed is 2 points higher then your attacker, then you will auto-dodge his attack.
Damage- This determines how much damage you do to an enemy. It targets HP. If you have two or more weapons, then you can attack for every weapon you have.
Draw- This is for how much an equipment takes away from Power. If a part draws too much power, then it can not be equipped. Draw from each equipment stacks.
Body:
H-24A SOLDIER
Info: This is a mid-class MECHA. It doesn't excel or fail at anything.
Durability [x][x][x][ ][ ]
Power [x][x][x][x][ ][ ][ ]
Boost [x][x][x][ ][ ]
WildCat 80v
Info: An animal-style MECHA. Its fast, but has very little extra power for other things.
Durability [x][x][ ][ ][ ]
Power [x][x][x][ ][ ][ ][ ]
Boost [x][x][x][x][x]
Goliath-X3
Info: A large MECHA with great defense and a large power core. However, its size is also its weakness and has a hard time dodging attacks
Durability [x][x][x][x][ ]
Power [x][x][x][x][ ][ ][ ]
Boost [x][x][ ][ ][ ]
P23- Archangel
Info: This MECHA has a fixer-bot on it and can repair damage on itself of one point of damage. However, it can not have any Special Equipment placed on it.
Durability [x][x][x][ ][ ]
Power [x][x][x][x][ ][ ][ ]
Boost [x][x][x][ ][ ]
M.a.G.e- 002
Info: An experimental MECHA that has a large power-core but has very little starting defense.
Durability [x][x][ ][ ][ ]
Power [x][x][x][x][x][x][ ]
Boost [x][x][ ][ ][ ]
Armor:
Ironmagnesisim: $200
Info: Light armor in the MECHA world. But it does draw very little power from the core.
Armor [x][ ][ ][ ]
Draw: [x][ ][ ][ ]
Adamantium: $400
Info: A hard compound that is heavy. (-1 point to speed. Effect stacks)
Armor [x][x][x][ ]
Draw [x][x][ ][ ]
Steelanium: $500
Info: Strong metal but draws a lot of power
Armor: [x][x][x][x]
Draw [x][x][x][ ]
Zoconin: $300
Info: A strong crystal that is very light weight. (+1 to speed. Effect stacks)
Armor: [x][x][ ][ ]
Draw: [x][x][ ][ ]
Weapons:
CF Broadsword: $300
Info: A sword with edges that heat up. It slices through MECHA like butter.
Damage: [x][x][x][ ][ ]
Draw: [x][ ][ ][ ][ ]
XLR Katana-Sol: $300
Info: A thin blade that isn't slowed down by the air as it slices (+1 speed against target)
Damage: [x][x][ ][ ][ ]
Draw: [x][ ][ ][ ][ ]
BFG 3000 (Shotgun): $400
Info: Big cannon of a gun with a wide range. (Enemy must be faster by 3 points to auto-dodge)
Damage: [x][x][x][x][ ]
Draw: [x][x][x][ ][ ]
M43 Pistol : $200
Info: Small pistol that is great for head shots. (Can lose 1 point of speed to do 2 more points of damage)
Damage: [x][x][ ][ ][ ]
Draw: [x][ ][ ][ ][ ]
QXT Shoulder Rockets: $400
Info: Rockets that fire from the MECHA's shoulders. (Negates the attack penalty)
Damage: [x][x][x][x][ ]
Draw: [x][x][ ][ ][ ]
Colt/Windcaster Lighting Rifle: $400
Info: It's bullets have an eletro shock that causes the target to jerk uncontrollably. (Enemy suffer -1 speed for the fight)
Damage: [x][x][x][ ][ ]
Draw: [x][x][x][ ][ ]
Drill Lance: $300 (Target takes -1 speed penalty the next night)
Info: A large lance with a drill at the tip. Its commonly used to attack vital parts of MECHA.
Damage: [x][x][x][ ][ ]
Draw: [x][x][x][ ][ ]
Special Equipment
Lock ON: $200
Info: You negate the attack penalty and gain +1 speed on a target. To everyone else, your speed will be the same.
Draw: [x][x][ ][ ][ ]
Radar: $400
Info: You can pick one person a night and learn what team they are on. (Seer)
Draw: [x][x][x][ ][ ]
Boost Rockets: $300
Info: Increase speed by +2.
Draw: [x][x][x][ ][ ]
Ion Shield: $400
Info: Target one person. That person is protected behind a shield and can not be attacked (Guard)
Draw [x][x][x][ ][ ]
Scrap-bot: $200
Info: When you destroy a MECHA, you get two parts off it instead of one.
Draw [x][x][x][ ][ ]
EMP Grenade: $400
Info: Target is unable to do anything for that night (Roleblocker)
Draw: [x][x][x][x][ ]
Actions: You can do four different action every night (but only one per night)
1) Attack: You use your weapon to attack another MECHA. If you have more then one weapon, you can do more then one attack on the same enemy or a different one. But you lose -1 speed once for that night if you attack.
2) Body Slam: This is a basic melee attack. You don't lose any speed, however, you do 2 points of damage and take 1 point yourself.
3) Defend: You can take -2 points of speed to add +2 Temporarily HP for that night. When you are attacked, the Temporarily HP will be subtracted first then any extra damage will hit you.
4) Dodge: You will push your MECHA to the limit and take -2 HP to increase your speed by +2 for that night. If Dodging gives you 0 or less HP then your MECHA doesn't died unless you still got hit. Then you will regain your HP when the night is over. Speed will be at normal again too.
RED VOTE will take one player out of the match for the next night. They earn no money, can't be attack. However, the night after that, they return to battle.
Each night you will receive $50 for each teammate still in the game. Each match (night), one team will be declared the winner of that match and earn extra money. Your team will be scored as follows: +1 for each point of damage, +2 for a kill, and +3 for not losing a member that night.
Clarification and Questions
You were assigned them during sign-ups.
Of course.
Nope. You have to find your teammates! :P You will know what team you are on on the start of Day 1 through PMs.
I was wanting to wait until Day 1, but it won't hurt to say it. If you lose HP, it cost $100 per point of damage to get it back. That's why you want to do your best and win lots of money.
You can only have the body you start off with.
Switching Armor will not get rid of the damage. I'll add it as damage to the body. Nice try to save a dollar though.
If you mean two players target each other and the faster will be the only one doing damage then No. Both will hit if both have speeds within the 2 speed rule. If one is faster then the other by two then the faster would be the only one to hit.
Nope. Special Equipment is special and you can use the actions and it the same night.
Yes. You have more then 24 hours to make a MECHA. Auto-death to those who do not make one.
No points will be given if to a team for damage against a guarded players as no damage was done. There is no minus points given to teams each night.
No. It can go up to 1000 x's if you can buy that many boost rockets. I just got tired of making [ ]'s.
5 teams and the team will get points for the highest damage for their team. Example: if two players from TEAM A attack someone for 2 and 3 damage each, TEAM A will get 3 points. If its a kill, then it will be counted once. If two players for different teams attack, then all damage will be counted and both will get credit for the kill.
Nope.
Edit: Damn you. Yes to the second question.
Jesus Chirst. lol. When someone dies, I will roll a d3 (1 weapon, 2 armor, 3 special) You get what is rolled. The rest Marley gets. If you have a salvage bot, you will get two d3 rolls and get 2 items. If you were apart of an attack that kills a player, you get to get stuff too.
Why do I keep looking at this thread? Yes. They do stack. But if the player's speed is 0, then they don't die.
Edit: That speed thing at the end was in case someone asked. Also My-Hime battle mechanics were if you attack someone and it makes them auto-attack you back cuz they are faster doesn't exist. When you attack, think of it as attacking them from behind.
Yes.
Just buy one...
Special iteams and Money
Nope.
Parts yes, money no.
Clarification Denied.
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So one of you is lying to me. Let me see if I get this right for Phalla. This means I have to figure out whoever lied to me and get that person killed then afterwards get the person telling the truth killed too just in case I made a mistake?
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Assuming Kime can be killed. Samurai phalla...so kime will probably get invincibility. Or the 'I can only be killed by one person, just kidding game over, everyone wins!' role.
I can't think of any other cool masked or black helmet wearing characters that fight in mechs... and I don't count the Code Geass guy...
The last samurai phalla I played in I.... well, I didn't do too well, let's just leave it at that.
I forget because its been a while, were you Sentry in the Marvel game?
Or were you on my side where we got completely clobbered in one night?
edit: Ah I see you were Captain America.
I'm very ashamed to say I trusted OS. But B:L was kind of being a dick about it and pretending to be Stan Lee, so I felt pretty justified.
It is a mystery.
I'd feel a lot worse about it if I'd been the only one and it was entirely my fault that we lost the game, but seeing as it wasn't any ONE person who decided to vote out B:L, but rather a bunch of villagers, there's plenty of blame to go around.
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I mean, really. why does nobody put that in their OP?
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It feels like there is a general consensus that games usually end between 10pm est and 12 am est.
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Yes.