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  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    You bet your ass Redwall is still going

    I haven't read the last 2 books but I kept up with it for a while

    They started getting repetitive but the original core of Mossflower, Redwall and Mattimeo still rocks

    Mattimeo sucked

    Outcast for most under-appreciated book

    more badger main characters kthx

    except for Lord Brocktree he was a fag

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Outcast was pretty sweet, I agree, but I liked Mattimeo just fine

    I think the last really solid one was Marlfox, before they started getting kinda samey

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2009
    YaYa wrote: »
    in like 4 sentences Kusu
    no, it was covered pretty well, just not in detail

    also, so what if Harry's story finished up? Voldemort was generally just a threat to England if not Europe

    voldemort's story is done as well, are you that thick?

    and neville and luna didn't end up together either, much to my chagrin

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I did not give Harry Potter a chance at all
    it was all "look whimsy and silly names for everything! wooooo" and I was all "this sucks, I'm gonna read more about woodland creatures murdering the crap out of each other."

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2009
    the last 4 books of harry potter are about 5 years more mature than redwall books

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  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    YaYa wrote: »
    in like 4 sentences Kusu
    no, it was covered pretty well, just not in detail

    also, so what if Harry's story finished up? Voldemort was generally just a threat to England if not Europe

    voldemort's story is done as well, are you that thick?

    and neville and luna didn't end up together either, much to my chagrin

    goddammit Kusu you suck pretty bad at this

    listen to me

    if they can find ways to bring back the fucking Emperor in Star Wars EU I'm sure they can find something for Harry to do in the 20 some years they have between Deathly Hallows and the Epilogue

    you're acting like Voldemort asploding was the end of dark wizardry and that his corpse spewed out gold and puppy dogs

    I'm sure some creative authors can think of some non-Voldemort/non-European threats for Harry, Ron and others to cover

    also I think Neville and Luna could totally have a justified fling, even if they're not together at the end

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  • NechriahNechriah Chookity!Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Outcast was pretty sweet, I agree, but I liked Mattimeo just fine

    I think the last really solid one was Marlfox, before they started getting kinda samey

    I thought that too, but the last one I read (Loamhenge, I think) was actually pretty decent. Still nowhere near as good as the earlier stuff, but definitely and improvement over the previous ones.

    I was talking with a friend about Redwall a couple of weeks back and we decided that Mattimeo stands out as being really dark in tone compared to some of the others. I wouldn't say it's bad, just very different. I guess that's something to do with it being written earlier and Jacques still trying to figure out what he wanted to do with the series?

    Regardless, I love pretty much all of the early Redwall books.

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2009
    huh i guess neville married hannah abott
    how stupid

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2009
    YaYa wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    YaYa wrote: »
    in like 4 sentences Kusu
    no, it was covered pretty well, just not in detail

    also, so what if Harry's story finished up? Voldemort was generally just a threat to England if not Europe

    voldemort's story is done as well, are you that thick?

    and neville and luna didn't end up together either, much to my chagrin

    goddammit Kusu you suck pretty bad at this

    listen to me

    if they can find ways to bring back the fucking Emperor in Star Wars EU I'm sure they can find something for Harry to do in the 20 some years they have between Deathly Hallows and the Epilogue

    you're acting like Voldemort asploding was the end of dark wizardry and that his corpse spewed out gold and puppy dogs

    I'm sure some creative authors can think of some non-Voldemort/non-European threats for Harry, Ron and others to cover

    also I think Neville and Luna could totally have a justified fling, even if they're not together at the end

    nah. says pretty explicitly in the epilogue that all had been well the entire 19 years from between the end of the battle of hogwarts and the epilogue.

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    YaYa wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    YaYa wrote: »
    in like 4 sentences Kusu
    no, it was covered pretty well, just not in detail

    also, so what if Harry's story finished up? Voldemort was generally just a threat to England if not Europe

    voldemort's story is done as well, are you that thick?

    and neville and luna didn't end up together either, much to my chagrin

    goddammit Kusu you suck pretty bad at this

    listen to me

    if they can find ways to bring back the fucking Emperor in Star Wars EU I'm sure they can find something for Harry to do in the 20 some years they have between Deathly Hallows and the Epilogue

    you're acting like Voldemort asploding was the end of dark wizardry and that his corpse spewed out gold and puppy dogs

    I'm sure some creative authors can think of some non-Voldemort/non-European threats for Harry, Ron and others to cover

    also I think Neville and Luna could totally have a justified fling, even if they're not together at the end

    nah. says pretty explicitly in the epilogue that all had been well the entire 19 years from between the end of the battle of hogwarts and the epilogue.

    but then

    a wizard came

    and re-wrote history

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  • NechriahNechriah Chookity!Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    OH SHIT

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    I want this so much now.

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2009
    a harry potter eu would be really dumb

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    FAQ wrote: »
    it's about a third that length and beautiful, not to mention that by showing in that depth a routine procedure it expertly helps establish a believable future. Also the special effects, cinematography and music are all superb.

    it feels like it goes on forever and there are plenty of less mind numbing ways of establishing a believable future

    Youtube generation, folks

    how old do you think i am? i was in college when youtube came out

    probably around 20

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    hey Rolo get on AIM I need some advice

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    The Redwall books just kind of... carried on. I read them as they came out when I was a kid, but as I got older the novels didn't really grow with me, so after the fifth or sixth book I just stopped.

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Tossrock wrote: »
    hey Rolo get on AIM I need some advice

    Give me like five minutes to locate and install an AIM client.

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    meebo.com

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  • Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    bad opinions thread

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  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    YaYa wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    YaYa wrote: »
    in like 4 sentences Kusu
    no, it was covered pretty well, just not in detail

    also, so what if Harry's story finished up? Voldemort was generally just a threat to England if not Europe

    voldemort's story is done as well, are you that thick?

    and neville and luna didn't end up together either, much to my chagrin

    goddammit Kusu you suck pretty bad at this

    listen to me

    if they can find ways to bring back the fucking Emperor in Star Wars EU I'm sure they can find something for Harry to do in the 20 some years they have between Deathly Hallows and the Epilogue

    you're acting like Voldemort asploding was the end of dark wizardry and that his corpse spewed out gold and puppy dogs

    I'm sure some creative authors can think of some non-Voldemort/non-European threats for Harry, Ron and others to cover

    also I think Neville and Luna could totally have a justified fling, even if they're not together at the end

    nah. says pretty explicitly in the epilogue that all had been well the entire 19 years from between the end of the battle of hogwarts and the epilogue.

    arrrrrggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    first of all I vote they retcon the epilogue into oblivion, Rowling added far too much shit between writing the epilogue and, you know, writing the other 6 books

    second of all why are you fragrantly supporting a rainbows and puppy dogs ending?! you yourself said that the last 4 books were super-mature, but it ends on a totally immature note

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2009
    YaYa wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    YaYa wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    YaYa wrote: »
    in like 4 sentences Kusu
    no, it was covered pretty well, just not in detail

    also, so what if Harry's story finished up? Voldemort was generally just a threat to England if not Europe

    voldemort's story is done as well, are you that thick?

    and neville and luna didn't end up together either, much to my chagrin

    goddammit Kusu you suck pretty bad at this

    listen to me

    if they can find ways to bring back the fucking Emperor in Star Wars EU I'm sure they can find something for Harry to do in the 20 some years they have between Deathly Hallows and the Epilogue

    you're acting like Voldemort asploding was the end of dark wizardry and that his corpse spewed out gold and puppy dogs

    I'm sure some creative authors can think of some non-Voldemort/non-European threats for Harry, Ron and others to cover

    also I think Neville and Luna could totally have a justified fling, even if they're not together at the end

    nah. says pretty explicitly in the epilogue that all had been well the entire 19 years from between the end of the battle of hogwarts and the epilogue.

    arrrrrggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    first of all I vote they retcon the epilogue into oblivion, Rowling added far too much shit between writing the epilogue and, you know, writing the other 6 books

    second of all why are you fragrantly supporting a rainbows and puppy dogs ending?! you yourself said that the last 4 books were super-mature, but it ends on a totally immature note

    listen i'm not saying the epilogue is good--in fact, it's rubbish. but i think retconning stuff you don't like is kinda dumb. this is why everyone hates the re-releases of star wars: lots of extra shit that is stupid.

    i honestly think that a harry potter EU wouldn't be that interesting; the interesting part of wizarding history as far as we know occurred in the 7 years between 1991 and 1998 in the harry potter universe; once again, the only part that was barely touched upon was the founding of hogwarts. all we know is that gryffindor and slytherin were friends, slytherin was a bitch, and he left.

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2009
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    FAQ wrote: »
    it's about a third that length and beautiful, not to mention that by showing in that depth a routine procedure it expertly helps establish a believable future. Also the special effects, cinematography and music are all superb.

    it feels like it goes on forever and there are plenty of less mind numbing ways of establishing a believable future

    Youtube generation, folks

    how old do you think i am? i was in college when youtube came out

    probably around 20

    yes, therefore i cannot possibly be part of the youtube generation

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  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    The main problem with further Harry Potter novels would be that I don't trust JK Rowling anymore. She used to be a likable person, but her behaviour has grown increasingly erratic in the last years. And I don't like many of the things she did with the seventh novel ("off-screen" deaths for many characters, halfhearted tying up of loose ends).

    But I'm nonetheless very thankful for these books. I started with the first one when I was ten or eleven.

    Platy on
  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Hate to break it to you but uh

    you are square in the middle of it

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2009
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Hate to break it to you but uh

    you are square in the middle of it

    that would imply that i was born and raised with youtube.

    i have been to youtube maybe three times this year

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2009
    The main problem with further Harry Potter novels would be that I don't trust JK Rowling anymore. She used to be a likable person, but her behaviour has grown increasingly erratic in the last years. And I don't like many of the things she did with the seventh novel ("off-screen" deaths for many characters, halfhearted tying up of loose ends).

    But I'm nonetheless very thankful for these books. I started with the first one when I was ten or eleven.

    yeah but the off screen deaths were kinda meant to be off screen. limited omniscience is, you know. limited. harry can't be everywhere at once, and rowling raaaaarely follows any other points of view.

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  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Man it was really lame how she was just all like "HEY GUYS DUMBLEDORE IS GAY" after the book got released, even though that was never stated or even really implied in the book itself

    She was really trying to stretch those fifteen minutes of fame for all they were worth

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  • Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    officially announcing that hermione was actually black the whole time

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2009
    Olivaw wrote: »
    Man it was really lame how she was just all like "HEY GUYS DUMBLEDORE IS GAY" after the book got released, even though that was never stated or even really implied in the book itself

    She was really trying to stretch those fifteen minutes of fame for all they were worth

    it was kinda implied that he was totally gay for grindlewald

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  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I actually sorta meant "EU" meaning Rowling wouldn't be writing them

    Stephen King would dive on the property as soon as it became available

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  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    Olivaw wrote: »
    Man it was really lame how she was just all like "HEY GUYS DUMBLEDORE IS GAY" after the book got released, even though that was never stated or even really implied in the book itself

    She was really trying to stretch those fifteen minutes of fame for all they were worth

    it was kinda implied that he was totally gay for grindlewald

    Not implied enough, man

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2009
    Olivaw wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    Olivaw wrote: »
    Man it was really lame how she was just all like "HEY GUYS DUMBLEDORE IS GAY" after the book got released, even though that was never stated or even really implied in the book itself

    She was really trying to stretch those fifteen minutes of fame for all they were worth

    it was kinda implied that he was totally gay for grindlewald

    Not implied enough, man

    well after she revealed the information you could see it, but if you didn't know dumbledore was gay it would just seem like he really felt close to him as a friend

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  • Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    harry potter was jewish the whole time

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  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    The main problem with further Harry Potter novels would be that I don't trust JK Rowling anymore. She used to be a likable person, but her behaviour has grown increasingly erratic in the last years. And I don't like many of the things she did with the seventh novel ("off-screen" deaths for many characters, halfhearted tying up of loose ends).

    But I'm nonetheless very thankful for these books. I started with the first one when I was ten or eleven.

    yeah but the off screen deaths were kinda meant to be off screen. limited omniscience is, you know. limited. harry can't be everywhere at once, and rowling raaaaarely follows any other points of view.
    Yeah, but most of the deaths weren't integral to the plot and didn't provoke any noteworthy reaction in the other characters. It sucks if a beloved character gets killed and all they get is a passing mention of their corpse amidst the rubble.

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  • Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    hagrid had diabetes since day 1

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2009
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    The main problem with further Harry Potter novels would be that I don't trust JK Rowling anymore. She used to be a likable person, but her behaviour has grown increasingly erratic in the last years. And I don't like many of the things she did with the seventh novel ("off-screen" deaths for many characters, halfhearted tying up of loose ends).

    But I'm nonetheless very thankful for these books. I started with the first one when I was ten or eleven.

    yeah but the off screen deaths were kinda meant to be off screen. limited omniscience is, you know. limited. harry can't be everywhere at once, and rowling raaaaarely follows any other points of view.
    Yeah, but most of the deaths weren't integral to the plot and didn't provoke any noteworthy reaction in the other characters. It sucks if a beloved character gets killed and all they get is a passing mention of their corpse amidst the rubble.

    uh harry had a pretty big reaction to it

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  • Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    yeah he got naked and saved the world by getting shot in the face, and then fucked ginny for 13 years while ignoring his godson

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  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    YaYa wrote: »
    I actually sorta meant "EU" meaning Rowling wouldn't be writing them

    Stephen King would dive on the property as soon as it became available
    I didn't know Stephen King was a fan of Harry Potter, but I'd be very interested in what he would do with the universe - maybe in the form a short story or novella.

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    The main problem with further Harry Potter novels would be that I don't trust JK Rowling anymore. She used to be a likable person, but her behaviour has grown increasingly erratic in the last years. And I don't like many of the things she did with the seventh novel ("off-screen" deaths for many characters, halfhearted tying up of loose ends).

    But I'm nonetheless very thankful for these books. I started with the first one when I was ten or eleven.

    yeah but the off screen deaths were kinda meant to be off screen. limited omniscience is, you know. limited. harry can't be everywhere at once, and rowling raaaaarely follows any other points of view.
    Yeah, but most of the deaths weren't integral to the plot and didn't provoke any noteworthy reaction in the other characters. It sucks if a beloved character gets killed and all they get is a passing mention of their corpse amidst the rubble.

    by the way

    tonks
    lupin
    fred
    george
    percy
    dame edna
    rupert
    sam
    dave
    neville
    mully
    bogey

    died in the last battle at hogwarts. Then harry fought voldemort with the help of his dead parents. Then voldemort was defeated. Twenty year later everyone had babies!

    The babies names were:


    tonks
    lupin
    fred
    george
    percy
    dame edna
    rupert
    sam
    dave
    neville
    mully
    bogey


    THE END

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2009
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    yeah he got naked and saved the world by getting shot in the face, and then fucked ginny for 13 years while ignoring his godson

    19 years!

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  • Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    yeah he got naked and saved the world by getting shot in the face, and then fucked ginny for 13 years while ignoring his godson

    19 years!

    nah after 13 years she got fat and he started a thing with Luna on the side
    haven't you read my fanfic?

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