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My sister once stopped on a waterslide that had a flat section, and she was so embarrassed that she cried, even though nobody cares because that shit sometimes happens on waterslides.
if you look at the top there's a tiny tiny little part where you can ease yourself onto your back and slide out for about a quarter of a second before dropping
it's eight stories high and im pretty sure a good number of people have gotten really fucking hurt on it
I think I could handle the ones that go underwater.
The ones that fuck me up are the huge drop-off ones. I can't remember if it was Seaworld in Texas or Schlitterbahn but there was one slide where you just take a 15 foot drop off the slide into a pool with a ton of other people. Injuries waiting to happen.
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Metzger MeisterIt Gets Worsebefore it gets any better.Registered Userregular
edited November 2009
fuck yes water parks.
i love them so much but i also hate them cuz i hate being shirtless in public due to my girth and also i got some skin condition on my stomach that i can't get checked out cuz i got no insurance and :<
The waterslide dilemma: Board shorts increase the friction on waterslides, but wearing speedos is, well, wearing speedos. And in addition to being illegal, going naked puts you at serious risk of an unsolicited enema on those big-drop ones.
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A Tiger crossed with a baby cat sounds like what a baby tiger would be yes sir
terrible
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because I don't have time because I'm too busy looking at BABY TIGERS
waterslides are clearly where it's at
here is what you need to live (water) and what you need to have fun (a slide)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schlitterbahn
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110+ IN THE SUMMER AND THEY CLOSE THE WATERPARK FOR ANOTHER FUCKING CASINO
God schlitterbahn!!! Love that place.
You know what I love about that place, man?
I get older, but the chicks all stay the same age. :winky:
i fucking love this post
probably about 70 degrees in that casino
just sayin
AND FILLED WITH THINGS THAT ARE NOT WATER SLIDES
SUCH AS CIGARETTE SMOKE, OLD LADIES, AND AIDS
"ow"
Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
How does one start to ride that? Just step off the edge?
7 stories tall
goes under water
holy shit
it's eight stories high and im pretty sure a good number of people have gotten really fucking hurt on it
The ones that fuck me up are the huge drop-off ones. I can't remember if it was Seaworld in Texas or Schlitterbahn but there was one slide where you just take a 15 foot drop off the slide into a pool with a ton of other people. Injuries waiting to happen.
we also talk about other random shit and clown upon each other
i love them so much but i also hate them cuz i hate being shirtless in public due to my girth and also i got some skin condition on my stomach that i can't get checked out cuz i got no insurance and :<
siiiigh I miss you so
Yes you go under water
Yes that tank is full of sharks
edit: Unless that's not the same one. I ain't never been to Dubai. But they're exactly the same I think.