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I have no words and no manliness [Beard Thread]

KlykaKlyka DO you have anySPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
edited November 2009 in Social Entropy++
This will blow your mind

I can't even say anything, I am just in shock of this display of manliness.

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Look, usually people should be yelled at for posting youtube videos in threads.

    But this one time it may be allowed.

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    yes

    yes yes yes yes yes yes yes

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  • JC of DIJC of DI I think we're fucked up. I know I am.Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    holy shit that is amazing

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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    H-holy crap.

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  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    W

    Whoa

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Someone post kaneclap.gif

    NOW

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  • PerrsunPerrsun Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    It's almost too amazing to be true. It's just beautiful.

    I don't go the beard route. I go the sideburns route. There was a point in time where my sideburns looked exactly like my Xbox Avatar's.

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    There was also a point where I had full Hugh-Jackman-as-Wolverine-style chops.

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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    After seeing that there is no reason for me to go on living, my life is complete.

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  • Run Run RunRun Run Run __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2009
    omfg

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  • CyvrosCyvros Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    So where should Chuck Norris hand his balls in?

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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I wonder if someone can do this with their pubic hair.

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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Cyvros wrote: »
    So where should Chuck Norris hand his balls in?

    Ugh

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  • GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Oh my god

    Oh. My. God.

    Oh. My. God.

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  • CyvrosCyvros Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Dubh wrote: »
    I wonder if someone can do this with their pubic hair.
    Prehistoric chastity belts.

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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Dubh wrote: »
    I wonder if someone can do this with their pubic hair.

    Thank you for giving me a life long goal Dubh.

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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    summon the meteors.

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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    BYToady wrote: »
    Dubh wrote: »
    I wonder if someone can do this with their pubic hair.

    Thank you for giving me a life long goal Dubh.

    It's really the only way you can one-up that beard.

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  • KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    My favourite part is "WORKING BEARD DOOR!!!".

    The emphasis is on "working".

    It's like, people have been dreaming of having a DOOR in their BEARD and this guy? This guy made it WORK.

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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Dubh wrote: »
    BYToady wrote: »
    Dubh wrote: »
    I wonder if someone can do this with their pubic hair.

    Thank you for giving me a life long goal Dubh.

    It's really the only way you can one-up that beard.

    It will be the finest pair of pants the world has ever seen. I will even find a way of weaving a zipper.

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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    BYToady wrote: »
    Dubh wrote: »
    BYToady wrote: »
    Dubh wrote: »
    I wonder if someone can do this with their pubic hair.

    Thank you for giving me a life long goal Dubh.

    It's really the only way you can one-up that beard.

    It will be the finest pair of pants the world has ever seen. I will even find a way of weaving a zipper.

    Beard zipper. Yes.

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Dubh wrote: »
    I wonder if someone can do this with their pubic hair.

    Pubic hair typically falls out before reaching significant length.

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited November 2009
    all right, working beard door man gets his own thread

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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Goatmon wrote: »
    Dubh wrote: »
    I wonder if someone can do this with their pubic hair.

    Pubic hair typically falls out before reaching significant length.

    And thank God for that.

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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Goatmon wrote: »
    Dubh wrote: »
    I wonder if someone can do this with their pubic hair.

    Pubic hair typically falls out before reaching significant length.

    Gotta start weaving early and often.

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited November 2009
    BYToady wrote: »
    Goatmon wrote: »
    Dubh wrote: »
    I wonder if someone can do this with their pubic hair.

    Pubic hair typically falls out before reaching significant length.

    Gotta start weaving early and often.

    Don't forget the necessary muumuus.

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  • KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Larlar wrote: »
    all right, working beard door man gets his own thread

    I hope we can use it as a general beard thread where people post awesome beards that completely pale in comparison to BEARD DOOR MAN

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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I have no reason to post a picture in here. My beard is a mere scruff.

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  • KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Well,it doesn't have to be YOUR beard.

    And I just realized,he did this in 1991.
    I wonder what he can do with the technology of the new millennium!

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  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Pretty gross.

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  • KajustaKajusta Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Haven't shaved in three weeks and I haven't had a significant haircut in about a year

    I also took my passport picture yesterday, in which I could pass as a pretty good hobo that just wandered into triple a or something

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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Triple A is where the people that live with people in AA go to drink their booze.

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I don't find fake things that impressive

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  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    BYToady wrote: »
    Triple A is where the people that live with people in AA go to drink their booze.

    Whaaaat, he's saying he could pass for a grease monkey is all.
    And we all know they're all drunks.

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  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    if i grew a beard itd be weird

    ohh
    oops a rhyme

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  • KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    #pipe wrote: »
    I don't find fake things that impressive

    It's 1991.

    There were no fake things back then.

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Klyka wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    I don't find fake things that impressive

    It's 1991.

    There were no fake things back then.

    are

    are you kidding?

    lookit:
    #pipe, in 1991 wrote:
    I HAVE A HUGE DICK

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  • KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    "No,obviously I am not kidding!" - Klyka, Penny Arcade Forums, 1991

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  • KajustaKajusta Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    ROBOT

    ROCK

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited November 2009
    Klyka wrote: »
    Larlar wrote: »
    all right, working beard door man gets his own thread

    I hope we can use it as a general beard thread where people post awesome beards that completely pale in comparison to BEARD DOOR MAN

    Nope. All you're allowed to do in here is repost the same youtube video over and over.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=081dHOYY6IE

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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I have never had a beard, shaving is the way to go.

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