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  • HeavyVillainHeavyVillain Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Edcrab wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    Edcrab wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Edcrab wrote: »
    I used to "help" my dad go fishing as a kid but I have no memory of that and I have never done it as an adult- is there a great deal of manly enjoyment to be had from fishing/hunting, I wonder

    When I bow hunt I like to think about the fact that if society collapsed, I have a skill that a survivor group would want. Save the bullets for shooting zombies or killing mutants. Give me a bow and it's dinner time.

    And you can recycle the ammunition!

    You have appealed to my inner hoarder, you can join the party

    so by my count thats an archer a tank and a writer.... man we are so going to survive the apocalypes.

    Latching onto your survival group here.

    so the radioactive hovel will be nicely decorated

    It needs a woman's touch. Why, with a few throw pillows it'll look so much nicer.

    Alright so while V takes all the damage and Hunter turns the necrotics into pincushions you can prepare a nice bouquet and I'll very carefully spellcheck the cutesy message that we can write on its tag.

    Say it with flowers huh


    EAT VENGENCE YOU ZOMBIE MOTHERFUCKERS

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  • iamthepiemaniamthepieman Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I just took up brewing. I'm hoping to make it a talent eventually. My brother and I did a pumpkin stout a few weeks ago that just about ready to bottle and I just did my first all-grain brew for an oatmeal stout.

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  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Edcrab wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    Edcrab wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Edcrab wrote: »
    I used to "help" my dad go fishing as a kid but I have no memory of that and I have never done it as an adult- is there a great deal of manly enjoyment to be had from fishing/hunting, I wonder

    When I bow hunt I like to think about the fact that if society collapsed, I have a skill that a survivor group would want. Save the bullets for shooting zombies or killing mutants. Give me a bow and it's dinner time.

    And you can recycle the ammunition!

    You have appealed to my inner hoarder, you can join the party

    so by my count thats an archer a tank and a writer.... man we are so going to survive the apocalypes.

    Latching onto your survival group here.

    so the radioactive hovel will be nicely decorated

    It needs a woman's touch. Why, with a few throw pillows it'll look so much nicer.

    Alright so while V takes all the damage and Hunter turns the necrotics into pincushions you can prepare a nice bouquet and I'll very carefully spellcheck the cutesy message that we can write on its tag.

    Say it with flowers huh


    EAT VENGENCE YOU ZOMBIE MOTHERFUCKERS

    Hahaha :^:

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  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Well done V, that actually made me laugh

    You have finally found something that you are good at beyond being large and violent!

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  • HeavyVillainHeavyVillain Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    You are good at being a meanface


    [tiny]Violent? you hit me with a fucking chair[/tiny]

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  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I caught that edit, I know your shame.

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  • UnbrokenEvaUnbrokenEva HIGH ON THE WIRE BUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    he's also good at breaking arms, or so I hear.

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  • HeavyVillainHeavyVillain Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Fearghaill wrote: »
    he's also good at breaking arms, or so I hear.

    ahahaha yessss mentiion that forever he hates it.

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited November 2009
    i can throw up on command

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    questionmark

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  • HeavyVillainHeavyVillain Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    they must love you at the officer's club!

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  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    redhead wrote: »
    redhead wrote: »
    I don't think there's anything cool that I am likely to be better at than anyone else on this forum

    I'm a really good whistler, but a) that's not that cool and b) there's probably someone better than me
    I used to be good at ping pong but I haven't really played since I was like 12 so I probably suck now
    I'm probably the best TF2 player and maybe, though I dunno, the best quake player. but those aren't that cool.

    oh I have a really really good working memory, apparently. if those tests were accurate, there's a pretty low chance that someone on this forum is better than me at remembering long streams of numbers and letters and repeating them back after arranging them in various orders. now that's cool.

    Quake 1 or Quake 3?

    3

    quake live, specifically

    I only think there's a chance I'm the best on the forum because I've literally never seen anyone but me talk about it at all, so I figured no one plays

    do you play QL?

    I never got into 3 the way I got into the original. I think I was already too far into Tribes and CS. The QL beta didn't run well on my shit computer, but I should probably try it again. I heard there was a big code overhaul a little while back. Maybe when I'm not writing and playing L4D2 erryday.

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  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Knob wrote: »
    i can throw up on command

    Do it.

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  • FrylockHolmesFrylockHolmes Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    i can burp on command pretty good

    but that stopped being awesome a long time ago

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  • edited November 2009
    fffffff our friggin tenants' washer is leaking and water is running through the ceiling of my office

    and the tenant has as usual left himself signed into msn without being there. come on, people, set it to away when you're not there.

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  • HyperAquaBlastHyperAquaBlast Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I can make up very silly in depth lies on the spot and keep them going with a straight face until I decide the person has fell to much for it or gets really peeved by it.

    Boss: Why were you late to work?

    Me: Well I was cut off by this tanker truck on my way to work. I would have done just the usual and sworn under my breath due to my rampant fear of reprisal but I noticed that the driver of the truck had a vauge resemblence to Keanu Reeves. So followed this tanker for 6 miles thinking that it just couldn't slow down because it might blow up. You know like that movie.

    Boss:What like in Speed? Wait so you're late cause you thought Speed was coming true?

    Me: What? No. Thats crazy. Its because I bought the whole office Kripy Kremes.

    Boss: Oh haha alright! Well that was cool of you.

    Me: Yeah it is cause I am cool but they were confiscated at the scene where the Keanu Reeves look alike was at the truck stop taking a piss. Or I think. He didn't look anything like Keanu. But how those cops thought I was the escaped convict, I have no clue. But they took the donuts. Cops am I right?

    Boss: The hell? Wait, you were arrested by the police?

    Me: Haha no. I turned off my alarm by accident this morning so I woke up late. I didn't want to wake up your girlfriend.

    Boss: Hey FUCK YOU! What the hell is wrong with you?

    Me: With me? You're the one who thinks someone would actually sleep with your girlfriend. Anyways seriously my alarm didn't go off. I'll stay 30mins late today to make up for it.

    Boss: Oh um alright. Well start getting here on time so you don't have to stay late.

    Me: Aye Aye. I'll try to remember that after I get baked tonight.



    Man its going to suck once I get transfered.

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  • redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    the more I play quake 3 the more I begin to think it's the best game of all time

    and QL is a really good implementation of it and has an active player base

    I love it a lot, you should try it

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I have double jointed shoulders so I can do this:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYV79Hh_68o&feature=related

    (Not actually me in the video).

    I have a mean hitchhikers thumb too, but that's far less impressive.

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  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I have a mean hitchhikers thumb too, but that's far less impressive.

    I beg to differ, I bet your fight with the mean hitchhiker was truly epic.

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  • redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I can make up very silly in depth lies on the spot and keep them going with a straight face until I decide the person has fell to much for it or gets really peeved by it.

    Boss: Why were you late to work?

    Me: Well I was cut off by this tanker truck on my way to work. I would have done just the usual and sworn under my breath due to my rampant fear of reprisal but I noticed that the driver of the truck had a vauge resemblence to Keanu Reeves. So followed this tanker for 6 miles thinking that it just couldn't slow down because it might blow up. You know like that movie.

    Boss:What like in Speed? Wait so you're late cause you thought Speed was coming true?

    Me: What? No. Thats crazy. Its because I bought the whole office Kripy Kremes.

    Boss: Oh haha alright! Well that was cool of you.

    Me: Yeah it is cause I am cool but they were confiscated at the scene where the Keanu Reeves look alike was at the truck stop taking a piss. Or I think. He didn't look anything like Keanu. But how those cops thought I was the escaped convict, I have no clue. But they took the donuts. Cops am I right?

    Boss: The hell? Wait, you were arrested by the police?

    Me: Haha no. I turned off my alarm by accident this morning so I woke up late. I didn't want to wake up your girlfriend.

    Boss: Hey FUCK YOU! What the hell is wrong with you?

    Me: With me? You're the one who thinks someone would actually sleep with your girlfriend. Anyways seriously my alarm didn't go off. I'll stay 30mins late today to make up for it.

    Boss: Oh um alright. Well start getting here on time so you don't have to stay late.

    Me: Aye Aye. I'll try to remember that after I get baked tonight.



    Man its going to suck once I get transfered.

    this post honestly just makes you look like a piece of shit

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  • iamthepiemaniamthepieman Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    redhead wrote: »
    I can make up very silly in depth lies on the spot and keep them going with a straight face until I decide the person has fell to much for it or gets really peeved by it.

    Boss: Why were you late to work?

    Me: Well I was cut off by this tanker truck on my way to work. I would have done just the usual and sworn under my breath due to my rampant fear of reprisal but I noticed that the driver of the truck had a vauge resemblence to Keanu Reeves. So followed this tanker for 6 miles thinking that it just couldn't slow down because it might blow up. You know like that movie.

    Boss:What like in Speed? Wait so you're late cause you thought Speed was coming true?

    Me: What? No. Thats crazy. Its because I bought the whole office Kripy Kremes.

    Boss: Oh haha alright! Well that was cool of you.

    Me: Yeah it is cause I am cool but they were confiscated at the scene where the Keanu Reeves look alike was at the truck stop taking a piss. Or I think. He didn't look anything like Keanu. But how those cops thought I was the escaped convict, I have no clue. But they took the donuts. Cops am I right?

    Boss: The hell? Wait, you were arrested by the police?

    Me: Haha no. I turned off my alarm by accident this morning so I woke up late. I didn't want to wake up your girlfriend.

    Boss: Hey FUCK YOU! What the hell is wrong with you?

    Me: With me? You're the one who thinks someone would actually sleep with your girlfriend. Anyways seriously my alarm didn't go off. I'll stay 30mins late today to make up for it.

    Boss: Oh um alright. Well start getting here on time so you don't have to stay late.

    Me: Aye Aye. I'll try to remember that after I get baked tonight.



    Man its going to suck once I get transfered.

    this post honestly just makes you look like a piece of shit

    Are you a writer on Family Guy?

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    If he was a writer on Family Guy, he would have said something like "this post reminds me of some random occasion in which ironic things happened between people who have no business being in contact with each other, some celebrity did something within my vicinity that was humorous, or Seth McFarlane does that same voice over and over for 9 different characters but hey, he says poop or something so here 100million bucks".

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  • divine willydivine willy Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Hunter is very good at disliking family guy.
    so am i.

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  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I think pieman was referring to the first post.

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  • edited November 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    If he was a writer on Family Guy, he would have said something like "this post reminds me of some random occasion in which ironic things happened between people who have no business being in contact with each other, some celebrity did something within my vicinity that was humorous, or Seth McFarlane does that same voice over and over for 9 different characters but hey, he says poop or something so here 100million bucks".

    That reminds me of the time that I spent time with a figure from 80s popular culture, critiquing Family Guy and beating dead horses.

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  • HyperAquaBlastHyperAquaBlast Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    redhead wrote: »
    Blah blah

    this post honestly just makes you look like a piece of shit

    Are you a writer on Family Guy?

    I knew I'd get that reaction. Honestly I do this a lot now since I work with very very gullible hillbilly folk in a military IT shop. Its the first time where everyone of my coworkers I have absolutely nothing in common other then we're all straight. And now it just comes out cause after two years I have found out that a conversation about anything wouldn't last with these guys for more then two minutes.

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    this reminds me of the time when the prophet Mohammed gave me a salmon helmet!

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  • iamthepiemaniamthepieman Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    If he was a writer on Family Guy, he would have said something like "this post reminds me of some random occasion in which ironic things happened between people who have no business being in contact with each other, some celebrity did something within my vicinity that was humorous, or Seth McFarlane does that same voice over and over for 9 different characters but hey, he says poop or something so here 100million bucks".

    So basically this:


    . . .driver of the truck had a vauge resemblence to Keanu Reeves.

    . . .the Keanu Reeves look alike was at the truck stop taking a piss.

    . . .I didn't want to wake up your girlfriend.

    . . .I'll try to remember that after I get baked tonight.

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  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Its the first time where everyone of my coworkers I have absolutely nothing in common other then we're all straight. And now it just comes out...

    I'm sure it does.

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  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    If he was a writer on Family Guy, he would have said something like "this post reminds me of some random occasion in which ironic things happened between people who have no business being in contact with each other, some celebrity did something within my vicinity that was humorous, or Seth McFarlane does that same voice over and over for 9 different characters but hey, he says poop or something so here 100million bucks".

    That reminds me of the time that I spent time with a figure from 80s popular culture, critiquing Family Guy and beating dead horses.

    I read this and all I think of is my burning desire to write a story about a dude hanging around with celebrities who were popular in the 80s

    And while waxing lyrical on current television, they battle zombie horses

    (The title would involve some sort of pun regarding nightmares.)

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    If he was a writer on Family Guy, he would have said something like "this post reminds me of some random occasion in which ironic things happened between people who have no business being in contact with each other, some celebrity did something within my vicinity that was humorous, or Seth McFarlane does that same voice over and over for 9 different characters but hey, he says poop or something so here 100million bucks".

    That reminds me of the time that I spent time with a figure from 80s popular culture, critiquing Family Guy and beating dead horses.

    Although I like Roger the alien on American Dad.

    Hey Flint from GI Joe, what's your opinion on it?

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  • bongibongi regular
    edited November 2009
    I thought that the whole 'Family Guy stole everything from The Simpsons' thing was kind of overblown until I watched season 6 of The Simpsons and saw about ten gags that would make it into Family Guy a decade later.

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  • vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I also have like a ridiculous memory for the most inane shit.

    Like, I won't remember where I left my wallet, but I can recall a Simpsons/Futurama quote or Penny Arcade comic that is applicable to any situation.

    It is unfortunate.

    T Bemis: Nah, I just held my breath a lot when I was a kid. I used to do a lot of swimming, that probably helped.

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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Hm.

    I used to play tenor sax real well and was able to do some crazy blues and jazz improv stuff.

    I taught myself blues harmonica.

    I write pretty well. Well enough to earn a living off of it, though I'd like to write for a better purpose than selling financial services education.

    I'm very good at darts and will decimate the average bar crowd.

    I have a rather deep and resonating voice that becomes pretty powerful when I really pour it on. Also I can do other voices with some degree of awesome.

    My father and I are a formidable team when we're racing our sailboat. Undefeated for 2 years and change at our local club a number of years ago.

    edit: I've also recently started studying Kenpo, a martial art. I'm ok at the moment, but getting better.

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I can cook with the best of them.

    I have a natural affinity for encryption and cyphers.

    I can juggle devil sticks pretty well.

    I can break any software you hand me usually.

    Stale on
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  • iamthepiemaniamthepieman Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I can put anything in a pie. Apples, Coconut, Steak, Spaghetti and meatballs, Lamb Curry, Ice Cream, Liver, Chocolate, Gooseberries, Dried Fruit, Fresh Fruit, Marshmallows, Candy bars etc.

    mmmmmmm

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  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Stale wrote: »

    I have a natural affinity for encryption and cyphers.

    Hey, speaking of which, did they ever figure out that prison code in that H/A thread from a long time back?

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2009
    Stale wrote: »
    I can juggle devil sticks pretty well.

    Cool beans.

    Get me your resume so you can move up here and we can practice together.

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  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    The Geek wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    I can juggle devil sticks pretty well.

    Cool beans.

    Get me your resume so you can move up here and we can practice together.

    Devil sticks and large scale IT layoffs? What is this, 1998?

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    I'm a fairly good shot with a rifle, considering I shoot with my non-dominant side.

    I have also read much literature. I consider this a virtue when I look at the ignorant motherfuckers I hang out with.

    Have you killed anything yet this year DL?

    I've got a turkey and a doe already. Buck season starts next monday. I'm itching.

    Going down to the ranch this Friday. I'm ready for it. I'm not sure if I want to get a buck this season or not, I was thinking a spike or a doe. I think I may save the buck for December so I can really devote some time towards it, if at all possible.

    But I've been thinking about it for three weeks, and it looks like the weather's gonna be helping me out this week.

    We don't have any freezer space, and two of my friends have like a total of four freezers combined, so they said they'll let me throw anything I shoot in there.

    How big was the doe, and how big was that turkey?

    Big gobbler, probably 25 pounds with a double beard and huge spurs. Poor bastard came right at me looking for a hen that was 30 yards behind me and he followed my call all the way in.

    The doe was decent size. Didn't get a weight because my buddy took it to the butcher for me and he's retarded. I donated 1/2 of it to a local soup kitchen and will have the rest made into jerky and slim jims. I took a roast too and will make that at camp when I go up after the holiday.

    Man, if I take it to the meat locker and I want to donate it, I have to pay like $35. That's ridiculous. I can write it off on my taxes, but lol taxes.

    Yeah, technically the butcher is getting the tax write off, but then he lowers his processing fees or waves them so it's good for me. He gets a huge tax break too, so it's cool all around.

    Still though, every year some asshole in the local paper bitches about the needless slaughter and potential for injuries not realizing how much meat is generated for local food banks. I'm hoping they open a PETA season in PA.

    hunters against peta lol!

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