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I can out humble any motherfucker in this room...

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  • jaziekjaziek Bad at everything And mad about it.Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I actually went to Africa, and actually worked in an orphanage there.
    Donating £2 a month to oxfam is for fucking pussies.

    Seriously, best thing ever. I'd go back and do it again in a heartbeat given the oppourtunity.

    And I can be all boastin' 'bout my insane charitability.

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  • WicketW.WarrickWicketW.Warrick Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I can play Rock Band on drums on Expert. Oh yeah that is one useful and bad ass skill.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Knob wrote: »
    i can throw up on command

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqKiBn9a_c8

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  • JigrahJigrah Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I am really good at being frugal. What I live on in a month many people live on in a week. I look at $12,000 a year and live quite comfortably, owning a car and a motorcycle.

    I also come up with good strategies for whatever problems I encounter, I guess I could just say I am a great problem solver.

    I don't panic, I have stared many a bad situations in the face and always worked methodically to get out of them. Fear only hits me after the fact.

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I can uh

    well

    I can



    hmm

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  • Run Run RunRun Run Run __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2009
    I am a really good liar IRL.

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I am a really good liar IRL.

    As opposed to the Internet, obviously.

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  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Lying on the internet is too easy. DarkPrimus, for example, is one of my alts. Nobody has ever cottoned on.

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  • Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Jigrah wrote: »
    I am really good at being frugal. What I live on in a month many people live on in a week. I look at $12,000 a year and live quite comfortably, owning a car and a motorcycle.

    I also come up with good strategies for whatever problems I encounter, I guess I could just say I am a great problem solver.

    I don't panic, I have stared many a bad situations in the face and always worked methodically to get out of them. Fear only hits me after the fact.

    so your talent is to not be able to get a job that pays even minimum wage

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  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    i can indentify on sight all birds of coastal nsw and many from north america's pacific northwest

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  • JigrahJigrah Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Jigrah wrote: »
    I am really good at being frugal. What I live on in a month many people live on in a week. I look at $12,000 a year and live quite comfortably, owning a car and a motorcycle.

    I also come up with good strategies for whatever problems I encounter, I guess I could just say I am a great problem solver.

    I don't panic, I have stared many a bad situations in the face and always worked methodically to get out of them. Fear only hits me after the fact.

    so your talent is to not be able to get a job that pays even minimum wage

    Or I get paid decent wages but don't work too many hours.

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  • Run Run RunRun Run Run __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2009
    I am also really good at not giving a shit.

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  • JigrahJigrah Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I am also really good at not giving a shit.

    Does your body just process the waste on its own, or in fact, are you just so full of shit that it just sludge's around in different positions?

    I actually don't have a problem with you, I just wanted to post something like that.

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  • LachoneusLachoneus Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    im really really good at top gear rally on the N64. thats right. top. gear. rally.

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  • HoukHouk Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    umm, hm

    i am very good at public speaking. i get pretty nervous in front of a crowd but im good at using it to come off as relaxed and casual while still sounding like i know what im talking about. basically any size of crowd doesnt bother me (the biggest crowd ive spoken in front of is 400 so maybe past that it would be different?)

    im very good with writing and the english language and have been making my living off it since immediately after college (just over 4 years now)

    if i concentrate, i have really good balance. i did yoga for a while and my favorite part was foot balance stuff cuz i would always rock that shit while everyone else was toppling over. (meanwhile, i cant stretch for shiiiit)

    umm, im pretty good at guessing what people are thinking/trying to say/going to say. intuitive i guess?

    there might be more, i dunno. on the downside i have an absolutely shit memory

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  • RubberACRubberAC Sidney BC!Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    i'm really fucking good at getting girls to trust me and im a terrible, disgusting, manipulative person, and have never met someone i haven't been able to make feel bad for something I did wrong

    this is an awful talent thanks a lot for bringing it up guys

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  • vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I also have excellent interpersonal skills. I could probably be a great politician, but I don't believe enough in any of the major parties in Canada to really do anything with them.

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  • Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I uh guess I'm pretty good at analyzing situations and people from a psychological aspect

    I think I've also got some leadership qualities buried underneath my natural socially passive tendencies.

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  • RubberACRubberAC Sidney BC!Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I uh guess I'm pretty good at analyzing situations and people from a psychological aspect

    I think I've also got some leadership qualities buried underneath my natural socially passive tendencies.

    this is me too except suddenly im not socially passive and within the past month i've become an obnoxious asshole

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  • JigrahJigrah Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    RubberAC wrote: »
    i'm really fucking good at getting girls to trust me and im a terrible, disgusting, manipulative person, and have never met someone i haven't been able to make feel bad for something I did wrong

    this is an awful talent thanks a lot for bringing it up guys

    You need to get that shit fixed real quick. My dad and brother have that shit and it does nothing good for them.

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  • Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    RubberAC wrote: »
    I uh guess I'm pretty good at analyzing situations and people from a psychological aspect

    I think I've also got some leadership qualities buried underneath my natural socially passive tendencies.

    this is me too except suddenly im not socially passive and within the past month i've become an obnoxious asshole
    maybe you're just fed up with being passive, but unintentionally swung the pendulum too far to the dominant side. that can happen with people trying to change their behavior. they overcompensate.

    i actually like being passive, for the most part. mostly because I'm hoping one day to attract a dominate female who digs passive dudes.

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  • RubberACRubberAC Sidney BC!Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    RubberAC wrote: »
    I uh guess I'm pretty good at analyzing situations and people from a psychological aspect

    I think I've also got some leadership qualities buried underneath my natural socially passive tendencies.

    this is me too except suddenly im not socially passive and within the past month i've become an obnoxious asshole
    maybe you're just fed up with being passive, but unintentionally swung the pendulum too far to the dominant side. that can happen with people trying to change their behavior. they overcompensate.

    i actually like being passive, for the most part. mostly because I'm hoping one day to attract a dominate female who digs passive dudes.

    obnoxious asshole was actually a huge overexaggeration
    i'm just really loud now
    like, happy, loud
    its actually really, really cool. I don't know what happened, but suddenly I love meeting new people and talking and hanging out and being a real person
    im actually nicer, now, than i used to be.

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  • Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    RubberAC wrote: »
    obnoxious asshole was actually a huge overexaggeration
    i'm just really loud now
    like, happy, loud
    its actually really, really cool. I don't know what happened, but suddenly I love meeting new people and talking and hanging out and being a real person
    im actually nicer, now, than i used to be.
    Man that is hells of positive. And therefore a good thing! Don't be all "aww shucks i'm an obnoxious asshole."

    I've know so many people like that. It gets annoying. If you know you are nice, say it more often! Be honest with yourself. All "dang i've been in a good mood lately and am nice and awesome, shit yes."

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited November 2009
    my entire house smells like incredibly delicious ham and bean soup right now

    bitches

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  • RubberACRubberAC Sidney BC!Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    RubberAC wrote: »
    obnoxious asshole was actually a huge overexaggeration
    i'm just really loud now
    like, happy, loud
    its actually really, really cool. I don't know what happened, but suddenly I love meeting new people and talking and hanging out and being a real person
    im actually nicer, now, than i used to be.
    Man that is hells of positive. And therefore a good thing! Don't be all "aww shucks i'm an obnoxious asshole."

    I've know so many people like that. It gets annoying. If you know you are nice, say it more often! Be honest with yourself. All "dang i've been in a good mood lately and am nice and awesome, shit yes."

    8-)
    yessss
    i totally have
    i know without a doubt in a couple of weeks ill crash and burn back to my old depressed introverted self
    but man i am going to be as social as i can and hopefully just try to forget how to be that person and stay like this.


    ps rank omw to your house

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Devil sticks and large scale IT layoffs? What is this, 1998?
    This is a good post. Would read again.

    A++++

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  • SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2009
    I can waggle my ears.

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  • SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2009
    I am quickly realising that most of my best skills stopped being useful in life right around the time I left primary school.

    Damn.

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  • SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2009
    I could beat Sonic on the GameGear like four or five times before the batteries ran out.

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  • RubberACRubberAC Sidney BC!Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    funfact
    gamegear uses six AA batteries

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  • SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2009
    RubberAC wrote: »
    funfact
    gamegear uses six AA batteries

    Don't I know it. I stopped playing it as soon as I had to buy my own batteries and couldn't rely on my parents providing me with a constant stream of over-priced batteries from motorway stops.

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  • RubberACRubberAC Sidney BC!Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    god that thing was a goddamn dinosaur
    i think i still have my original, with sonic and Mickey Mouse cartridges!

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  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I still remember the day I bought my own Gameboy for like £60

    Once upon a time that was my largest ever purchase and damn did it take some saving up

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Apparently I am really good at identifying holes in the standards and practices of my company but that might just be because our current S&P procedures are fucking stupid.

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I showed my dick to Rank's classroom.

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  • LordaenLordaen Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I'm pretty good at being tall.

    That's useful right?

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  • RubberACRubberAC Sidney BC!Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    well, i mean, i'm pretty bad at it. so probably.

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Callius I was thinking about getting something you could fire twirl for your secret satan gift.

    Unfortunately I know fuck all about that too.

    You like a lot of things I know nothing about.

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  • RubberACRubberAC Sidney BC!Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    give him a jug of gasoline with a rope tied to it

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Blaket wrote: »
    Callius I was thinking about getting something you could fire twirl for your secret satan gift.

    Unfortunately I know fuck all about that too.

    You like a lot of things I know nothing about.
    You're the most thoughtful!

    Plus, fire poi are fucking expensive.

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