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Help me build a zombie survival kit.

Susan DelgadoSusan Delgado Registered User regular
edited December 2009 in Help / Advice Forum
For Christmas this year I am making my boyfriend a zombie survival kit. It's not going to be huge, something that he can keep in his car in one of those small tupperware storage box things.

So far I have:
Zombie Survival Guide
Zombie survival medkit Tshirt
Utility towel
Pocket sized spiral notebook/pen (with the "rules" from Zombieland written in)
Purell
Handmade maps of the town and areas we've already identified as "safe havens" or "strongholds" and access points, weapons caches, etc.

Any essentials I'm missing or fun add-ons you can think of?
Thanks :D

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  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Seems like there should be some kind of weapon.

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  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    A zombie survival kit is like a normal survival kit, but with a shotgun and a machete added to it.

    You'll need a first aid kit. Not all injuries are caused by zombies. You should probably add in a laminated zombie identification chart. that way he can tell the difference between classic zombies, fast zombies, resident evil 4 notzombies and Oh shit lickers get in the car.

    If you want to spend the bucks, get a survival vest from a sporting goods store. They have lots of pockets with clips on the inside. You lanyard all of you gear and then hook it to the clip so if you drop it, it's not lost.

    P.S. Check on the local laws about carrying shotguns and machetes in your car before actually putting a shotgun and machete in his car.

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  • Susan DelgadoSusan Delgado Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    He has a sword...like an honest to god sword, so yeah, he's covered for weapons (blades don't need reloading). I didn't think about actual first aid stuff, totally getting him some fun band-aids and stuff.

    Keep the ideas coming :)

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  • SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2009
    Cyanide pills x 2

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  • Susan DelgadoSusan Delgado Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Um... Yeah I'm going to have to say "pass" on the cyanide LOL

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  • SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2009
    Wind-up FM radio

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  • SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2009
    Oh and a T-shirt with "I AM NOT A ZOMBIE" written on it. Don't want people mistaking him for the enemy.

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  • TomantaTomanta Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Crowbar > bladed weapons.

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  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    A canteen and a can opener.
    Mess kit
    A Leatherman or other multitool.
    An edible plants chart for the area you live in.

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  • Captain VashCaptain Vash Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Oh and a T-shirt with "I AM NOT A ZOMBIE" written on it. Don't want people mistaking him for the enemy.
    This T-shirt could be a double edged sword, imagine if he did in fact become a zombie while wearing the shirt?
    He has a sword...like an honest to god sword, so yeah, he's covered for weapons (blades don't need reloading). I didn't think about actual first aid stuff, totally getting him some fun band-aids and stuff.

    Keep the ideas coming
    I would still throw a gun or a knife in there, this is more about aesthetics than utility anyways... right?

    When I made one of these, in addition to the medkit, shotgun, extra shells, and booze, I threw in a few packs of both "american" and "asian" temporary tattoos, in case it's ever necessary to infiltrate a gang.

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  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Oh yeah. A folding shovel.
    And a few tools.

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  • see317see317 Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Oh and a T-shirt with "I AM NOT A ZOMBIE" written on it. Don't want people mistaking him for the enemy.
    This T-shirt could be a double edged sword, imagine if he did in fact become a zombie while wearing the shirt?

    Obviously your would want "I am not a zombie" in dirt/dried blood colors on the shirt. Thus, after zombification the message would quickly become unreadable as zombies are notoriously unconcerned with keeping their clothes clean. Of course, then you run into the problem of wandering around with a large bloody/dirty looking smudge on the front of the shirt... Well, at least headshots are painless.

    I'd add in a water filter and/or water sterilization pills, also a waterbottle. After the Zombpocolypse, tap water isn't going to be available for long and bottled water will only last so long in the initial looting. The water bottle lets you carry water with you, as more densly populated areas mean more zombies.
    Probably want to add a box of long-lasting food stuff. Jerky, granola bars etc... Also, a box of twinkies, for obvious reasons. Wind up/shaken flashlight would be good, as power won't last long and you never know where you're next battery might come from.

    I'll add another vote for the folding shovel and leatherman multi-tools, though these might wind up costing a bit, they'll be invaluable for breaking and entering, as well as securing the perimeter against the undead horde.
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  • Susan DelgadoSusan Delgado Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I can't believe I didn't think of twinkies...I was also thinking of grabbing a ball of twine. He has 2 leatherman type multi-tools, I'll sneak one of them into the kit. My budget isn't very big for this, I guess it's more of a "starter" kit and mostly for fun and to be a building block for the real deal.

    Big thumbs up for all the suggestions, I'm definitely all ears for anything else! If nothing else, the things I can't get for Christmas can be added to the kit for birthdays, anniversaries, random "just beacause" gifts :)

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  • GothicLargoGothicLargo Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
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    Don't forget your obligatory Atchisson AA-12, and 2 Serbu-Mossberg Maverick Super Shortys.

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  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Cyanide pills would be a nice touch, maybe just toss a few Skittles into an orange prescription bottle with the label "Cyanide Chewables."

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  • SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2009
    KalTorak wrote: »
    Cyanide pills would be a nice touch, maybe just toss a few Skittles into an orange prescription bottle with the label "Cyanide Chewables."

    Fruit flavoured cyanide, perfect for a family suicide pact. Nice :^:

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  • Local H JayLocal H Jay Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    should come in one of these
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  • GothicLargoGothicLargo Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    should come in one of these
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    No no no no no no.

    Zombies. Every wound means you have to make a constitution roll to make sure you don't join them. Eventually you will fail that roll. And then there's only one solution...
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    ... So that your friends don't later have to waste any more of these...
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  • PeasPeas Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    A locket with your picture in it for him to reminisce of happier times, before the world was overrun by zombies.

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  • ascannerlightlyascannerlightly Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Oh and a T-shirt with "I AM NOT A ZOMBIE" written on it. Don't want people mistaking him for the enemy.
    and once you DO get infected this shirt becomes hillarious

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  • GrimReaperGrimReaper Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Well, this won't fit in a tupperware box.. but I suggest a cricket bat.

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  • SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2009
    A mug with Will Smith smiling and giving him the thumbs up with the caption "You're a legend!"

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  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Tires. Ain't no zombie can navigate a bunch of tires on the ground. Alternatively, chest-high deployable wall.

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  • Susan DelgadoSusan Delgado Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    KalTorak wrote: »
    Cyanide pills would be a nice touch, maybe just toss a few Skittles into an orange prescription bottle with the label "Cyanide Chewables."

    Cute idea. I was also thinking of drawing up a "you promise to shoot my ass if I turn" pact for both of us to sign (complete with an antidote clause). LOL

    And seriously, I'm not going out and buying him a shotgun, at least not this year, although I might stow his airsoft gun in there just for effect :p

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  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    http://www.zombiehunters.org/

    it's a forum community for survival preparedness guys. It's actually a pretty good forum. They call zombie kits Bug Out Bags (BOB's) and you can get a lot of ideas there.

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  • Susan DelgadoSusan Delgado Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    http://www.zombiehunters.org/

    it's a forum community for survival preparedness guys. It's actually a pretty good forum. They call zombie kits Bug Out Bags (BOB's) and you can get a lot of ideas there.

    Awesome!

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  • LintillaLintilla Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I was actually considering this bag for that very purpose. Maybe not practical in case of real-life emergencies, but it glows in the dark, how cool is that?

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    - First aid kid
    - Machete
    - Flares

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  • DelzhandDelzhand Registered User, Transition Team regular
    edited November 2009
    I got one of these for my wife. I recommend going to an army surplus store and getting one of these:

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    For bonus points, stencil ZOMBIE SURVIVAL KIT in yellow block letters, then splatter some red paint on it.

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  • EeveelutionEeveelution Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Detailed Heirachy of who to save first, if you don't have that established.

    And if you can a Mock book of the book from Army of Darkness. The Necronomicon.

    Link ensues here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Necronomicon


    (My plan involves running to Dick's Sporting goods, getting some guns, then going across the street and wholing up in the costco I work at. Big steel doors, and the skylights are grated, incase the zombies are those that can climb ladders.)

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  • theSquidtheSquid Sydney, AustraliaRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    You should also consider relevant black magic literature and some holy symbols in case the zombies are under the control of a necromancer, or liche. Not all zombies are of the virus variety!

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  • EuphoriacEuphoriac Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Nobody's mentioned torches.

    I suggest a utility torch, one thats waterproof with a metal-rimmed head (best used to break windows). Years ago i saw one that did these, AND had a blade in the handle (like a stanley knife). Can't find it now...

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  • illigillig Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    uhh.... shotgun and machete

    preferably in an easily accessible glass case that has "Break Glass in Case of Zombies" stenciled on top:
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    although based on my vast Dead Rising experience, a katana is preferable to a machete... and based on my Left 4 Dead experience, dual pistols with unlimited ammo is also handy for the slow zombies

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  • Hotlead JunkieHotlead Junkie Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    You seriously need a big white bottle with 'PILLS' stencilled messily on it.

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  • 1ddqd1ddqd Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Zombie Survival is all about Multi-Purpose. In no particular order, these should be at least considered for weapon/useful tool/multi-purpose bludgeoning device:

    This: Brook & Hunter MT-W-AXE
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    This: Ka-Bar Becker BK3 Tac Tool
    http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B001IPILMA/uncrate-20

    This: Dead On Annihilator
    http://www.themanstoreonline.com/Dead-On-Annihilator-p/an18.htm

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  • GothicLargoGothicLargo Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
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    Don't forget a Husqvarna 3120 XP. It won't bind up on bones like other, cheaper saws. Although chainsaws force you to get close to zombies, and you don't want that. They smell bad and try to bite you. Which is why they also make the 326P4, for the discerning zombie hunter who idolizes Teal'c or Gundam Deathscythe. The only way they could make this better would be to tack on fuel injection.
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  • TomantaTomanta Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Cricket bat.

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  • Forbe!Forbe! Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Chainsaw?

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  • GothicLargoGothicLargo Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Forbe! wrote: »
    Chainsaw?

    You're damn straight chainsaw.

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  • DelzhandDelzhand Registered User, Transition Team regular
    edited November 2009
    We're getting some pretty hardcore ideas here, but something you may want to consider is that the gift won't have any use other than lolzombies. A generic first aid/emergency/road safety kit with a few zombie-specific items, combined with a zombie centric packaging/presentation might have more utility.

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