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Climbing rocks

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  • HoovesHooves Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I've found climbing actually cliffs is generally easier than the routes at a climbing gym.

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    how does that work? Do you have to find a friend and swap off belaying? Does some brah who works there do it for you and mock you silently because he can see your testicles?

    If you're climbing indoors, you could probably find someone to belay you, but climbing is more fun with friends

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  • celandinecelandine Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Well, where I am, you have to take a short course to be belay-certified (they're just other students) and you swap off belaying.
    It didn't look quite like that; it was a pulley and harness thing.

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  • HoovesHooves Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    celandine wrote: »
    I tried this for the first time last week. Lots of fun.
    Eventually would like to work up to doing actual routes instead of just all the holds on the wall; but that would require using the little tiny handholds that I can't even grab hold of, which is terrifying. I keep thinking things like "What if my belayer is absent-minded? Oh God I don't want to die!"

    My friend took a 50 foot fall a few weeks back

    He thought he had anchored in at the top, so he hopped off the ledge

    nope, not anchored

    so like, what happened to him?

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    celandine wrote: »
    Well, where I am, you have to take a short course to be belay-certified (they're just other students) and you swap off belaying.
    It didn't look quite like that; it was a pulley and harness thing.

    Most likely an ATC, which is just a piece of metal with two oval holes in it to accommodate the rope

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Hooves wrote: »
    celandine wrote: »
    I tried this for the first time last week. Lots of fun.
    Eventually would like to work up to doing actual routes instead of just all the holds on the wall; but that would require using the little tiny handholds that I can't even grab hold of, which is terrifying. I keep thinking things like "What if my belayer is absent-minded? Oh God I don't want to die!"

    My friend took a 50 foot fall a few weeks back

    He thought he had anchored in at the top, so he hopped off the ledge

    nope, not anchored

    so like, what happened to him?

    his foot slammed into a ledge, he feel again and his buddy grabbed the rope before he fell another 20-25.

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    He fell 50 feet and then swung around, disoriented, frustrated that he took such a huge whipper

    E: or that

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    AMP'd wrote: »
    He fell 50 feet and then swung around, disoriented, frustrated that he took such a huge whipper

    no he was completely off the wall, the rope wasn't tied into anything

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Fuckin' sports climbers

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I don't care for it much

    I like finding bouldering projects I can work on for a few days/weeks at a time

    the reward of finishing something like that is incredible

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    It is indeed

    I really want to know why your friend hadn't clipped a single piece of protection between the ground and the anchor, though

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    AMP'd wrote: »
    It is indeed

    I really want to know why your friend hadn't clipped a single piece of protection between the ground and the anchor, though

    he was cleaning it

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    AMP'd wrote: »
    Fuckin' sports climbers

    I only climb for food.

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    if you chip holds you are literally hitler

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  • babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    AMP'd wrote: »
    how does that work? Do you have to find a friend and swap off belaying? Does some brah who works there do it for you and mock you silently because he can see your testicles?

    If you're climbing indoors, you could probably find someone to belay you, but climbing is more fun with friends

    curse my fat friends! Soon I will be one of them. :(

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    AMP'd wrote: »
    how does that work? Do you have to find a friend and swap off belaying? Does some brah who works there do it for you and mock you silently because he can see your testicles?

    If you're climbing indoors, you could probably find someone to belay you, but climbing is more fun with friends

    curse my fat friends! Soon I will be one of them. :(

    I see fat people climb

    kinda

    I mean they try

    they usually belay

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    My climbing coach used to be a hella fattie

    Now he has calves that could crush steel

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I dropped about 15 pounds in a month or so once I started getting into it

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  • vermiculturevermiculture Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    hmm so I have no friends and it looks like you always need someone to belay you at this climbing places. also they are pretty expensive. enthusiasm weaning.

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Vermi, find some friends

    Also, how much is "stupidly expensive," because it is really not that much at my gym

    Or you could just drive down to North Carolina and I will belay you

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  • vermiculturevermiculture Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    AMP'd wrote: »
    Vermi, find some friends

    Also, how much is "stupidly expensive," because it is really not that much at my gym

    Or you could just drive down to North Carolina and I will belay you

    the great rockclimb pax 010

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  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    actually "belaying" is the hot new gay sex act that's sweeping the nation

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Yeah, I forgot to mention that

    How much rope do you think you can fit up your ass?

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  • vermiculturevermiculture Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    AMP'd wrote: »
    Yeah, I forgot to mention that

    How much rope do you think you can fit up your ass?

    the great analcrag excursion 010

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    My penis is burning.


    As are my ears.

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Also people that are trad only are aloof retards.

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Koshian wrote: »
    AMP'd wrote: »
    Yeah, I forgot to mention that

    How much rope do you think you can fit up your ass?

    I read about a guy that sounded with cord once

    he put in too much, and the cord coiled up and knotted itself in his urethra

    he had to have it surgically removed

    AUGH

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited December 2009
    i was in the climbing group in high school

    which was basically smoke pot, hang out in the woods and sometimes climb up the side of a mountain

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  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Blaket wrote: »
    Also people that are trad only are aloof retards.

    But Blake, real climbers only climb trad. Anything else is for newb posers.

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    robothero wrote: »
    i was in the climbing group in high school

    which was basically smoke pot, hang out in the woods and sometimes climb up the side of a mountain

    Yes well

    climbers

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Blaket wrote: »
    Also people that are trad only are aloof retards.

    But Blake, real climbers only climb trad. Anything else is for newb posers.

    Not really, I can see the point to it.

    But then you have a perfectly smooth wall which has nothing for gear placement so it's just labelled as can't be climbed.

    I'll agree that if you can place gear you should place gear rather than placing bolts. But saying you shouldn't be allowed to place bolts at all is detrimental to the sport.

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I've fallen of off a mountain before and yeah I know Weaver has stories about everything

    I fell off of a mountain. More than once. I am done climbing. My nine lives are gone.

    Weaver on
  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    No, you aren't allowed to have a rational point of view like that

    You have to pick a side

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    DWS is the best.

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Abso-fucking-lutely

    I'm just upset that the Coast Guard won't let anyone jump off anything higher than 10 feet or so

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  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Blaket wrote: »
    Blaket wrote: »
    Also people that are trad only are aloof retards.

    But Blake, real climbers only climb trad. Anything else is for newb posers.

    Not really, I can see the point to it.

    But then you have a perfectly smooth wall which has nothing for gear placement so it's just labelled as can't be climbed.

    I'll agree that if you can place gear you should place gear rather than placing bolts. But saying you shouldn't be allowed to place bolts at all is detrimental to the sport.

    See, I suck at the sarcasms. Gotta use more smileys when being a douchebag...

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  • HyperAquaBlastHyperAquaBlast Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
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    More like climbing cocks

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  • Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I have done some indoor stuff, and it's really fun but I am probably terrible at it.

    The best part about belaying is letting your friend dangle 5cm above the ground when s/he is coming down.

    You have to do this for as long as possible to delay the inevitable punch afterwards.

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  • DryghtenDryghten Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    This is the thread I've been looking for. So, I am like 6'3" been climbing for about a month or so now? and stuck at around V3s with the occasional V4 (if I can do a v4 I usually flash it, because it's like big moves as opposed to super technical shit). I am pretty athletic, but fuck me there are so many problems that I just literally cannot start due to the starting holds (we are talking indoors of course) being way too fucking close to the starting feet.

    edit: foot work. I need to train footwork, and I could probably use a tad more finger strength and fuck it maybe I should start hitting up those grip bar things.

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    You've been climbing for a month

    Don't expect to just be a natural at anything technical

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