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Somalia. Stock Exchange. PIRATES.

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    the people my fiancée works for are white South African jews

    who frequently go back to their home country to visit family and check on their business and stuff, and they also sometimes go to Israel because that's where their company is based

    and the idea of her taking a business trip to either of those countries terrifies the living shit out of me

    Pony on
  • KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    MikeRyu wrote: »
    Klyka wrote: »
    I could not imagine ever travelling to Africa.


    South Africa's alright. Just lock your doors and you'll be fine.

    My expenses for a trip to South Africa:

    Tickets: 1250€

    Bulletproof Vest: 4000€

    A team of highly skilled ex-army mercenaries on the run from the military: 25000€

    Getting shanked on the golf course by a dude because I wore Adidas shoes: Priceless

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  • SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2009
    wait, didn't we as a nation already fight pirates?


    edit: you know it's not too late to bomb sweden. we can get switzerland while we're up there too, just wipe the smug smiles right off their neutral faces.

    Could Metzger's Secret Satan please get him an atlas for Christmas?

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  • DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    This should make for a good videogame in a couple of years. I hope it is more colorful than the latest batch of "realistic" games. Enough with the earthtones already.

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  • KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Sid Meier's PIRATES! becomes Somalia's PIRATES!

    Attacking boats. Taking hostages. Getting ransom money. Improving my town. Raping some torsos. Selling Albinos to Witch Doctors.

    I would play the shit out of that game.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Klyka wrote: »
    Sid Meier's PIRATES! becomes Somalia's PIRATES!

    Attacking boats. Taking hostages. Getting ransom money. Improving my town. Raping some torsos. Selling Albinos to Witch Doctors.

    I would play the shit out of that game.

    You had me at selling albinos to witch doctors. I'm so going to spec machete expert though. Nothing like that chop and toss in ditch move.

    Hunter on
  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    no I'm betting we're gonna see a Somalian Pirate Base/Boat level in the next Call of Duty game

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  • KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    When you attack and conquer a village there are two options:

    1. rape everyone,kill everyone,rape their corpses,burn everything down.

    and

    2. rape everyone,kill everyone,rape their corpses,burn everything down REAL GOOD.

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    it was funny, an ultra-liberal friend of mine was all

    sympathizing with the pirates all

    "well listen they are poor people and they are desperate and they are targeting rich companies that are moving cargo that is insured anyway it's like starving people stealing bread"

    and then i am like

    "yes except for the part where they hijack cruise liners and rape hostages"

    then she was like "WHAAAAAT" and looked it up and suddenly wasn't so sympathetic

    people sure are funny

    Pony on
  • DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    A pirate game could be awesome as shit, especially if it was Wokou, Zaporozhian Cossacks or maybe the Uskoks. That Chinese Pirate Queen was totally awesome.

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  • KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    For some reason people will only take stuff serious if you add "rape" to it.

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  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    And divide the spoils among the needy when you return home.

    Yup, history can't but record these fuckers as the greatest heroes of all. You think any son of a bitch in future is going to be reading a book on matters historical and saying "I side with the tourists and multinational conglomerates against the pirates who improved the lives of the poorest people in the world."?

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    thats racist pony

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    okay i am posting way too slow

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  • KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    and then Air RAPED someone. And everyone read his posts.

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Pony wrote: »
    it was funny, an ultra-liberal friend of mine was all

    sympathizing with the pirates all

    "well listen they are poor people and they are desperate and they are targeting rich companies that are moving cargo that is insured anyway it's like starving people stealing bread"

    and then i am like

    "yes except for the part where they hijack cruise liners and rape hostages"

    then she was like "WHAAAAAT" and looked it up and suddenly wasn't so sympathetic

    people sure are funny

    alternatively

    "yes, except for the part where they make millions of dollars on hostages and keep the money all for themselves so it's more like Robin Hood becoming monstrously wealthy stealing from the rich and telling the people of Nottingham to get fucked"

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  • Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Pony wrote: »
    the people my fiancée works for are white South African jews

    who frequently go back to their home country to visit family and check on their business and stuff, and they also sometimes go to Israel because that's where their company is based

    and the idea of her taking a business trip to either of those countries terrifies the living shit out of me

    hang on, wait.

    Fiancee?

    Are you talking about your old one from earlier in the year? Or is this a new one? Because if so, damn, you quick boy.

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  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    my roommate lived in south africa for a while

    it ain't a big deal

    foreigners do just fine there

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Weaver wrote: »
    god just fucking shell every port in Somalia

    Yeah, you know what? If they can't manage their shit, fuck it, let's slam that big old American dick we have into their hellhole country and fuck it back to the stone age. Which is, what, like five years ago for them?

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    im a pirate

    "RUM!!!!!"

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    missed the chance to drop the hammer on october fifth, 1993

    which is what we should've done

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    missed the chance to drop the hammer on october fifth, 1993

    which is what we should've done

    Are there even diamonds in there? Fuck that place.

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    no, but if we bomb it enough we can farm glass

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    man if you gonna bomb mecca you best be bombing the rest of those motherfuckers, that'd be like kicking an anthill and having your picnic next to it

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2009
    Defender wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    god just fucking shell every port in Somalia

    Yeah, you know what? If they can't manage their shit, fuck it, let's slam that big old American dick we have into their hellhole country and fuck it back to the stone age. Which is, what, like five years ago for them?

    yeah sure
    the current state of the nation couldn't possible be linked to western colonialism destabilizing the region over the past century

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  • KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Let's just bomb EVERYTHING and be done with it.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2009
    Klyka wrote: »
    Let's just bomb EVERYTHING and be done with it.

    nuke the earth's core. can this be done and will it fuck this gay earth to death. i need to know

    no it will just turn the earth into an insatiable cockslut

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Koshian wrote: »
    Klyka wrote: »
    Let's just bomb EVERYTHING and be done with it.

    nuke the earth's core. can this be done and will it fuck this gay earth to death. i need to know

    wasn't that the plot of a movie or something

    yes

    the earth was slowing down

    so they made a plan to jump start it

    WITH A NUKE AT THE CORE

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    god just fucking shell every port in Somalia

    Yeah, you know what? If they can't manage their shit, fuck it, let's slam that big old American dick we have into their hellhole country and fuck it back to the stone age. Which is, what, like five years ago for them?

    yeah sure
    the current state of the nation couldn't possible be linked to western colonialism destabilizing the region over the past century

    What are you, some kinda liberal faggot-jew? I'm from real America, and you can suck my deep-fried American dick!

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Jump starting the core, teaching urban youths to read

    What can't Hilary Swank do?

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  • Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    i think leaving somalia alone is really the best policy because really interesting shit seems to happen there. they have a pirate haven for christ's sake that is just the best thing

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Jump starting the core, teaching urban youths to read

    What can't Hilary Swank do?

    Box.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Koshian wrote: »
    Klyka wrote: »
    Let's just bomb EVERYTHING and be done with it.

    nuke the earth's core. can this be done and will it fuck this gay earth to death. i need to know

    wasn't that the plot of a movie or something

    yes

    the earth was slowing down

    so they made a plan to jump start it

    WITH A NUKE AT THE CORE
    i don't think the earth works that way.

    you think wrong faggot

    cause they did that shit

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    yeah

    your bad!!!

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