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Somalia. Stock Exchange. PIRATES.
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who frequently go back to their home country to visit family and check on their business and stuff, and they also sometimes go to Israel because that's where their company is based
and the idea of her taking a business trip to either of those countries terrifies the living shit out of me
My expenses for a trip to South Africa:
Tickets: 1250€
Bulletproof Vest: 4000€
A team of highly skilled ex-army mercenaries on the run from the military: 25000€
Getting shanked on the golf course by a dude because I wore Adidas shoes: Priceless
Could Metzger's Secret Satan please get him an atlas for Christmas?
Attacking boats. Taking hostages. Getting ransom money. Improving my town. Raping some torsos. Selling Albinos to Witch Doctors.
I would play the shit out of that game.
You had me at selling albinos to witch doctors. I'm so going to spec machete expert though. Nothing like that chop and toss in ditch move.
Secret Satan 2013 Wishlist
1. rape everyone,kill everyone,rape their corpses,burn everything down.
and
2. rape everyone,kill everyone,rape their corpses,burn everything down REAL GOOD.
sympathizing with the pirates all
"well listen they are poor people and they are desperate and they are targeting rich companies that are moving cargo that is insured anyway it's like starving people stealing bread"
and then i am like
"yes except for the part where they hijack cruise liners and rape hostages"
then she was like "WHAAAAAT" and looked it up and suddenly wasn't so sympathetic
people sure are funny
Yup, history can't but record these fuckers as the greatest heroes of all. You think any son of a bitch in future is going to be reading a book on matters historical and saying "I side with the tourists and multinational conglomerates against the pirates who improved the lives of the poorest people in the world."?
alternatively
"yes, except for the part where they make millions of dollars on hostages and keep the money all for themselves so it's more like Robin Hood becoming monstrously wealthy stealing from the rich and telling the people of Nottingham to get fucked"
hang on, wait.
Fiancee?
Are you talking about your old one from earlier in the year? Or is this a new one? Because if so, damn, you quick boy.
it ain't a big deal
foreigners do just fine there
Yeah, you know what? If they can't manage their shit, fuck it, let's slam that big old American dick we have into their hellhole country and fuck it back to the stone age. Which is, what, like five years ago for them?
"RUM!!!!!"
which is what we should've done
Are there even diamonds in there? Fuck that place.
yeah sure
the current state of the nation couldn't possible be linked to western colonialism destabilizing the region over the past century
no it will just turn the earth into an insatiable cockslut
yes
the earth was slowing down
so they made a plan to jump start it
WITH A NUKE AT THE CORE
What are you, some kinda liberal faggot-jew? I'm from real America, and you can suck my deep-fried American dick!
What can't Hilary Swank do?
Box.
you think wrong faggot
cause they did that shit
your bad!!!