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on beards and shooting

donhonkdonhonk Registered User regular
edited December 2009 in Social Entropy++
So today I watch this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVoyGUcXepc

I get a total beard boner for this commie killing sonnuvabitch.

Then this is announced.

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Again, instant beard boner.

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HOLY FUCK

I asked, my girlfriend said I could grow a beard. I haven't asked her if I could join the army though.

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Richard Marcinko is Navy, you draft dodging dipdunk.

    (But yeah, having a beard and shooting shit is radical as hell)

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2009
    One time, Jimmy Olsen tried to infiltrate a secret league of bearded men and then was forced to grow a beard that was eventually shot off his face by a burglar or something.


    So there's your beards and shooting.

    The End.

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  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    an f-16 is performing a flyover of this thread right now

    citizen soldier by 3 doors down is blaring from speakers

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  • donhonkdonhonk Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Richard Marcinko is Navy, you draft dodging dipdunk.

    shit, hes gonna stab me now right?

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    donhonk wrote: »
    Richard Marcinko is Navy, you draft dodging dipdunk.

    shit, hes gonna stab me now right?
    Danger close.

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  • donhonkdonhonk Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    donhonk wrote: »
    Richard Marcinko is Navy, you draft dodging dipdunk.

    shit, hes gonna stab me now right?
    Danger close.

    shit

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  • scrivenerjonesscrivenerjones Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    an f-16 is performing a flyover of this thread right now

    citizen soldier by 3 doors down is blaring from speakers

    and what's this

    up next is 'warrior' by kid rock

    this is truly a great day for freedom

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    an f-16 is performing a flyover of this thread right now

    citizen soldier by 3 doors down is blaring from speakers

    American Blood by Reckless Kelly is a better song.

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  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    yes but citizen soldier is a funnier song

    so here we are

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
  • ackack Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    ack on
  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I stuck out no shave november

    gotta get some pictures of this bad boy before I say goodbye

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I did not know about this new Medal of Honor game

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  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    i guess i had no shave november without realizing it

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  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    It's a reboot.

    It's also in Afghanistan, modern-day.

    Basically they heard of Modern Warfare and are dressing accordingly.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    man they're totally going to rip off that game by using aspects of it that have been proven popular

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
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  • PharezonPharezon Struggle is an illusion. Victory is in the Qun.Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    It's a reboot.

    It's also in Afghanistan, modern-day.

    Basically they heard of Modern Warfare and are dressing accordingly.

    Here's hoping they treat it respectfully.

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  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    i hope it's super offensive and racist

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  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    man they're totally going to rip off that game by using aspects of it that have been proven popular

    I wasn't saying this, exactly...that's just how it appears.

    I actually prefer the Medal of Honor series to the Call of Duty series, at least if we go way back (MoH, Underground, Frontline).

    Plus DICE is making this! I like DICE.

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  • ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Six days in fallujah would have been awesome, dammit

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Didn't Dice make the first Bad Company?

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  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Artreus wrote: »
    Six days in fallujah would have been awesome, dammit

    From a narrative standpoint, maybe.

    But a third-person shooter from Konami? Ehhh

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  • PharezonPharezon Struggle is an illusion. Victory is in the Qun.Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Artreus wrote: »
    Six days in fallujah would have been awesome, dammit

    Yes. It's pretty disappointing that it's done for.
    Didn't Dice make the first Bad Company?

    Yes.

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  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Didn't Dice make the first Bad Company?

    And the upcoming second one.

    And Battlefield 2.

    And Mirror's Edge.

    And Midtown Madness 3 but I'm the only one who remembers that game.

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  • McClyMcCly Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I wish I could grow a beard, because I would grow the fuck out of it.

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Didn't Dice make the first Bad Company?

    And the upcoming second one.

    And Battlefield 2.

    And Mirror's Edge.

    And Midtown Madness 3 but I'm the only one who remembers that game.
    Aw. But Bad Company was boring as shit.

    Awwwwww. I'm already disappointed with this game.

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  • donhonkdonhonk Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    man they're totally going to rip off that game by using aspects of it that have been proven popular

    I wasn't saying this, exactly...that's just how it appears.

    I actually prefer the Medal of Honor series to the Call of Duty series, at least if we go way back (MoH, Underground, Frontline).

    Plus DICE is making this! I like DICE.

    DICE is only making the multiplayer.

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  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    donhonk wrote: »
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    man i wish i could grow a beard this manly.
    i have been cursed with the joe dirt beard pattern :(

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I think the more impressive thing would be that he's a Green Beret.

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I think the more impressive thing would be that he's a Green Beret.

    Green Berets kick ass.

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  • PharezonPharezon Struggle is an illusion. Victory is in the Qun.Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Didn't Dice make the first Bad Company?

    And the upcoming second one.

    And Battlefield 2.

    And Mirror's Edge.

    And Midtown Madness 3 but I'm the only one who remembers that game.
    Aw. But Bad Company was boring as shit.

    Awwwwww. I'm already disappointed with this game.

    Bad Company was pretty fun!

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  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Bad Company was fantastic. Then again it was my first Battlefield, and also I've only played the console ones, so yeah.

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    For a game that focuses primarily on decimating a third world country, I found Bad Company to be incredibly boring.

    It all just boiled down to blowing up as many of the exact same looking buildings with a grenade launcher as humanly possible. The plot was fun enough, though. I just didn't care about anything else in between.

    Multiplayer was a bit better, though. I have to spend time gaining experience to buy weapons to blow up the vehicles that are everywhere? Screw that noise. That and not being able to fire down iron sights with certain weapons was annoying. Over all the whole experience was just kind of forgettable.

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  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I think the more impressive thing would be that he's a Green Beret.

    Green Berets kick ass.

    Something tells me that his prime motivator for becoming SF was that he knew he could grow and awesome beard and that his talent for beard growing would go to waste outside of SF.

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    They took one look at his beard and gave him a medal.

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  • balerbowerbalerbower Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    the beard is actually a green beret

    the man just came attached

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  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    All those dudes on the right can't even look him in the eye. The beard puts them to shame.

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  • StaxeonStaxeon Buffalo, NYRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I think the more impressive thing would be that he's a Green Beret.

    I think the most impressive thing is that his weapon still fires with all that sand caked in it. His beard must intimidate his gear into working.

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  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Staxeon wrote: »
    I think the more impressive thing would be that he's a Green Beret.

    I think the most impressive thing is that his weapon still fires with all that sand caked in it.

    that's paint

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