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Thread cause I wanna talk about the Venture Brothers thread
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I wanna talk about the Venture Brothers. It's that or study so....
The Venture Brothers!
Cartoon! On Adult Swim! People Die! Violently! With Blood!
There's midgets that kill, clones, well, there were clones, magic and shit, robots, blood, pedophile bodyguards, drugs, boobies, transgendered boobies(teefs?), and a bunch of other shit I'm too lazy to type.
Who's the characters???That I feel like explaining....
"Dr." Thaddeus S. "Rusty" Venture
Yeah, he's not a real doctor. He's also a speed freak and gots crazy father issues. He has two sons.
Dean Venture
He's lame. Got a mustache now. Was in love with the neighbor/sublease's daughter Triana, who I think is ugly. Her friend was pretty hot though. Yeah, I wanna have sex with cartoons, so what? Don't judge me. Go watch some pr0n, pervert.
Hand Venture
He's cooler than Dean but still pretty lame. He's got long hair now. He is the BAT. Something Something Something. Idolizes Brock.
Brock Samson
He was a single dimension character that just killed people in defense of the Venture family. Watch the pilot. It made me
him. He's got depth now I guess? He had a mullet, a knife, and a nice car. The mullet's gone, the car blew up and killed 24, and idk, I'm sure he still has the knife. "No guns."
The Monarch
Wants to kill Dr. Venture and his kids. Sometimes Brock. I'm not too sure why. Fails every time. Has a nice Willie Coyote/Road Runner thing going on. Floats around in a flying cocoon that looks like a pine cone with guys in butterfly costumes. Married Dr. Girlfriend who is now, what, Dr. Misses the Monarch?
Dr. Orpheus!!!!1!
He's a necromancer who...idk, is kinda melodramatic? Over dramatic?. Lotta yelling and hand waving. That's a good action shot. I still think his daughter's ugly. Is the leader of the Order Of The Triad
21 and 24
Best Henchmen in the world. Rare combination of invincible and expandability. Nerds at heart. 24's died in a explosion from Brock's car and 21 went crazy. He looks like this now:
Sgt. Hatred
He was a bad guy, now he's Venture's bodyguard cause Brock is doing...something. Likes little feet and boys. He kinda creeps me out.
H.E.L.P.E.R.
Was the Venture's house robot. I think he's something now? A spider? He got chopped into pieces and blew up.
Jonas Venture Jr.
Rusty ate him in the womb when they was babies. He got out and lives on Spider Skull Island with reformed pirates and Dr. Impossible's ex-wife. Did he have a kid? Somebody had a kid, that's all I know.
More Characters!!!one!!!
Spoiler for huge, in case my 800x600 people are on. And this isn't a very good cast picture. Most of these people are dead or look completely different in season 4. And some ppl aint there at all.
Blah Blah Blah
The Order of Triad episode was kinda lame. I'm gonna be honest. I thought there was a Hell beast? Musta missed it. Character development eh? Well, it was good to see something different. Hey, smilies! 8-)
The Venture Brothers!
Cartoon! On Adult Swim! People Die! Violently! With Blood!
There's midgets that kill, clones, well, there were clones, magic and shit, robots, blood, pedophile bodyguards, drugs, boobies, transgendered boobies(teefs?), and a bunch of other shit I'm too lazy to type.
Who's the characters???That I feel like explaining....
"Dr." Thaddeus S. "Rusty" Venture
Yeah, he's not a real doctor. He's also a speed freak and gots crazy father issues. He has two sons.
Dean Venture
He's lame. Got a mustache now. Was in love with the neighbor/sublease's daughter Triana, who I think is ugly. Her friend was pretty hot though. Yeah, I wanna have sex with cartoons, so what? Don't judge me. Go watch some pr0n, pervert.
Hand Venture
He's cooler than Dean but still pretty lame. He's got long hair now. He is the BAT. Something Something Something. Idolizes Brock.
Brock Samson
He was a single dimension character that just killed people in defense of the Venture family. Watch the pilot. It made me
him. He's got depth now I guess? He had a mullet, a knife, and a nice car. The mullet's gone, the car blew up and killed 24, and idk, I'm sure he still has the knife. "No guns."The Monarch
Wants to kill Dr. Venture and his kids. Sometimes Brock. I'm not too sure why. Fails every time. Has a nice Willie Coyote/Road Runner thing going on. Floats around in a flying cocoon that looks like a pine cone with guys in butterfly costumes. Married Dr. Girlfriend who is now, what, Dr. Misses the Monarch?
Dr. Orpheus!!!!1!
He's a necromancer who...idk, is kinda melodramatic? Over dramatic?. Lotta yelling and hand waving. That's a good action shot. I still think his daughter's ugly. Is the leader of the Order Of The Triad
21 and 24
Best Henchmen in the world. Rare combination of invincible and expandability. Nerds at heart. 24's died in a explosion from Brock's car and 21 went crazy. He looks like this now:
Sgt. Hatred
He was a bad guy, now he's Venture's bodyguard cause Brock is doing...something. Likes little feet and boys. He kinda creeps me out.
H.E.L.P.E.R.
Was the Venture's house robot. I think he's something now? A spider? He got chopped into pieces and blew up.
Jonas Venture Jr.
Rusty ate him in the womb when they was babies. He got out and lives on Spider Skull Island with reformed pirates and Dr. Impossible's ex-wife. Did he have a kid? Somebody had a kid, that's all I know.
More Characters!!!one!!!
Spoiler for huge, in case my 800x600 people are on. And this isn't a very good cast picture. Most of these people are dead or look completely different in season 4. And some ppl aint there at all.
Blah Blah Blah
Season 4 started a while ago and takes a break pretty soon, like South Park. You should watch it. It's enjoyable. Midnight on Sundays on Adultswim unless you're somewhere else. Then it's on earlier. There's also the torrents, adultswim.com, and where ever else fine tv shows are pirated.
...uh...There's some weird Venture Brothers pr0n out there. Like....wow. I strongly encourage you to leave SafeSearch on. Specially if you looking for Dr. Girlfriend. I...I saw things. Disturbing things.
More Information About...uh...I Don't Know, The Show?
...Season Four, discuss:...uh...There's some weird Venture Brothers pr0n out there. Like....wow. I strongly encourage you to leave SafeSearch on. Specially if you looking for Dr. Girlfriend. I...I saw things. Disturbing things.
The Order of Triad episode was kinda lame. I'm gonna be honest. I thought there was a Hell beast? Musta missed it. Character development eh? Well, it was good to see something different. Hey, smilies! 8-)
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also technically season 4 doesn't end, it takes a break. like south park.
Because uh
H-hello there Triana how is it going
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAT1034Z5Ag
anything with H. Jon Benjamin is wonderful
PSN: Robo_Wizard1
too many pedo jokes
god yes. I never get tired of hearing H Jon Benjamin voice characters. His new show on FX looks pretty awesome. Kind of a spiritual successor to Frisky Dingo.
i would be totally unable to have a normal conversation with him without laughing the whole time
PSN: Robo_Wizard1
I think the opposite. The premiere was definitely the highlight of the season for me
not expandability
I point this out simply because I have images of the two of them inflating and deflating and back again in my head
and the lack of brock shows
it was a pretty bad example of non-linear storytelling, the episode was still good though
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYr6lNClXak
I hope to do the same this year.
That episode where 21 kidnaps the boys was pretty good though.
Every day now I ask myself "WHAT WOULD GIANT BOY DETECTIVE DO??"
sup with that, only like 6 episodes?
unless a facebook ad is lying to me