Facebook is suing me or something

Seta 3000

Facebook is sending you this notice of a proposed class action settlement that may affect your legal rights as a Facebook member who may have used the Beacon program. This summary notice is being sent to you by Court Order so that you may understand your rights and remedies before the Court considers final approval of the proposed settlement on February 26, 2010.

This is not an advertisement or attorney solicitation.

This is not a settlement in which class members file claims to receive compensation. Under the proposed settlement, Facebook will terminate the Beacon program. In addition, Facebook will provide $9.5 million to establish an independent non-profit foundation that will identify and fund projects and initiatives that promote the cause of online privacy, safety, and security.

For full details on the settlement and further instructions on what to do to opt out of, object to, or otherwise comment upon the proposed settlement, please go to http://www.BeaconClassSettlement.com.

Please do not reply to this email.

Help me, SE, I think Facebook is robbing me of my identity and paying me for it

T. J. Nutty Nub

Beacon program?

GRMike

I got that email too. It is just a class action law suit against facebook that they have to tell you about.

Abracadaniel

hey I got this too

it's because some folks were concerned about the privacy stuff of the Beacon thing (it was on my old Helio Ocean, among other devices) and sued and had it removed

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Facebook_Beacon

The strange thing is that Gmail threw it into my Spam folder, but it is legit.

Krentz

I signed the class action lawsuit about fixing CD prices and was blown away when I actually got a check for $16 like 2 years later.

Seta 3000

I'm not sure what the Bacon program was, but I want in on it

NotASenator

I just got an email with the subject:

I still owe you money Brian...crapppp

I havent' had a serious job since I had been laidoff in September and that quick $50 you passed me made my home I thank you. To return the kindness I got product for you where you profit outrageous cash working a few minutes a week. In my 1st week I made $3100, you must be a hard worker. Please don't share this gift with anyone since Im afraid if a bunch people do it we might make less money. Contact me and update me how you do. I love you. i almost forgot here is the website

Abracadaniel

well at least he loves you

Monkeyfeet

I wasn't sent an email. You guys are probably fucked

Kuribo's Shoe

god stop posting my personal correspondence

MrMonroe

none of the things you say are happening are happening except for the facebook paying you part

congratulations, you failed to protect your identity completely on internet and now you're gonna get a piece of that fat, $9.5m money pie

crwth

NotACrook wrote: »

I just got an email with the subject:

I still owe you money Brian...crapppp

I havent' had a serious job since I had been laidoff in September and that quick $50 you passed me made my home I thank you. To return the kindness I got product for you where you profit outrageous cash working a few minutes a week. In my 1st week I made $3100, you must be a hard worker. Please don't share this gift with anyone since Im afraid if a bunch people do it we might make less money. Contact me and update me how you do. I love you. i almost forgot here is the website

and i just got an email with the subject:

"up. A horrible petrifa"

An boy!" she murmured. "You can just bet he is," replied Elsie. "Carley,
you ought to see his dad." "I'd like to meet him," said Carley,
thoughtfully. "Elsie, was he in the service?" "Yes. He was on one of the
navy transports that took munitions to France. Think of me, carrying
this baby, with my husband on a boat full of explosives and with German
submarines roaming the ocean! Oh, it was horrible!" "But he came back,
and now all's well with you," said Carley, with a smile of earnestness.
"I'm very glad, Elsie." "Yes--but I shudder when I think of a possible
war in the future. I'm going to raise boys, and girls, too, I hope--and
the thought of war is torturing." Carley found her return train somewhat
late, and she took advantage of the delay to walk out to the wooded
headlands above the Sound. It was a raw March day, with a steely sun
going down in a pale-gray sky. Patches of snow lingered in sheltered
brushy places. This bit of woodland had a floor of soft sand that

and that's all

Ol' Sparky

how does it end?!

Seta 3000

crwth wrote: »

NotACrook wrote: »

I just got an email with the subject:

I still owe you money Brian...crapppp

I havent' had a serious job since I had been laidoff in September and that quick $50 you passed me made my home I thank you. To return the kindness I got product for you where you profit outrageous cash working a few minutes a week. In my 1st week I made $3100, you must be a hard worker. Please don't share this gift with anyone since Im afraid if a bunch people do it we might make less money. Contact me and update me how you do. I love you. i almost forgot here is the website

and i just got an email with the subject:

"up. A horrible petrifa"

An boy!" she murmured. "You can just bet he is," replied Elsie. "Carley,
you ought to see his dad." "I'd like to meet him," said Carley,
thoughtfully. "Elsie, was he in the service?" "Yes. He was on one of the
navy transports that took munitions to France. Think of me, carrying
this baby, with my husband on a boat full of explosives and with German
submarines roaming the ocean! Oh, it was horrible!" "But he came back,
and now all's well with you," said Carley, with a smile of earnestness.
"I'm very glad, Elsie." "Yes--but I shudder when I think of a possible
war in the future. I'm going to raise boys, and girls, too, I hope--and
the thought of war is torturing." Carley found her return train somewhat
late, and she took advantage of the delay to walk out to the wooded
headlands above the Sound. It was a raw March day, with a steely sun
going down in a pale-gray sky. Patches of snow lingered in sheltered
brushy places. This bit of woodland had a floor of soft sand that

and that's all

I completely cracked up while reading this, I have no idea why

MrMonroe

your e-mail program or server system probably just cut out all the image files with the cialis ads

what you're looking at is the stuff they generate to fool your spam filter

you silly billy

Monkeyfeet

Wait how do I get Facebook to pay me?

crwth

shut up monroe

Seta 3000

Monkeyfeet wrote: »

Wait how do I get Facebook to pay me?

Use a beacon or something, I dunno

Monkeyfeet

what the hell is beacon

FAQ

talked to someone from a class for two minutes today get home and there's a facebook request

Langly

I got this email. I thought I might get 20 dollars or something until I saw that the settlement money is going to some charity.

NebulousQ

Seta 3000 wrote: »

This is not a settlement in which class members file claims to receive compensation.

No monies guys, sorry.

edit: Screw you Langley and your ninja turtle prowess. Shredder was the best.

MrMonroe

FAQ wrote: »

talked to someone from a class for two minutes today get home and there's a facebook request

don't do it

this person is clearly attempting to violate your privacy and steal your identity

that's all facebook is good for these days

Monkeyfeet

That is so shitty. I'm going to sue Facebook for making me think I would be getting money because of my poor reading skills

Count Zero

Beacons ?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdLmKHgXPjQ

NotASenator

MrMonroe wrote: »

none of the things you say are happening are happening except for the facebook paying you part

congratulations, you failed to protect your identity completely on internet and now you're gonna get a piece of that fat, $9.5m money pie

wait what

Monkeyfeet

I will also be suing Seta for making this thread

GRMike

Monkeyfeet wrote: »

what the hell is beacon

Bacon with an e.

Monkeyfeet

I am suing Monroe for perpetuating that lie

Kuribo's Shoe

www.thefuckingweather.com

eatmosushi

GUYS WHAT WE NEED TO DO IS DESTROY -ALL- THOSE BEACONS! THEY'RE DRIVING THE QA'LAR CRAZY! It must be Dr. Destructo...

FirmSkater

http://obama-weather.com/

Kuribo's Shoe

mine's better

Seta 3000

Monkeyfeet wrote: »

I will also be suing Seta for making this thread

I don't know what I'm going to do with all these lawsuits!

Monkeyfeet

WEAR THEM!

Liiya

FirmSkater wrote: »

http://obama-weather.com/

Obama has bad taste in rain macs.

Bedlam

Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »

mine's better

Your service is unavailable.

so no.

lostwords

But how wil I remember anyone's birthday without facebook?

Bedlam

Also this thread should now be about Kate Beacon.

Kuribo's Shoe

Bedlam wrote: »

Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »

mine's better

Your service is unavailable.

so no.

http://www.thefuckingweather.com/?zipcode=60652

really it should be working

dang

Yukira

FirmSkater wrote: »

http://obama-weather.com/

I like this.