Guys, Uncle Pk once came on a sleeping girl's nude back.
While not explicitly mentioned, I'm pretty sure that makes him a rapist.
Didn't he hate her or something?
yes
long story short, she used to like to sleep nude next to him, but didn't want him sexually in any way, and was comfortable doing so because she "trusted him".
basically, she liked toying with him and treating him like a non-sexual eunuch of a man.
it was his small victory.
No, it's not something to be proud of.
I don't think it's really cool.
But it's a funny story, in it's own way.
Not objectively because of the story itself but because of how Pk tells it.
The fact that he was able to maintain such virulent hate through the whole thing makes this such a legend.
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Daniel Tosh: "If 'no' meant 'no', every man would die a virgin. 'No' means 'work on the neck, the nipples, try back in five minutes'"
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So this chick in Brookings was raped on Halloween night. Five guys jumped her in an alley, four of them held her down while another guy raped her. They were all wearing Halloween masks.
The police didn't believe her on the grounds that "that stuff just doesn't happen in Brookings" and didn't release the report to the public for a month.
At which point they asked people to come forward if they could remember who was wearing masks on Halloween.
That's unbelievable.
You're saying there are at least six people in South Dakota?
Keith.
Keith.
There are at least six people just in that one town.
Must have been real awkward at the police station.
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3. You are a rapist if you get yourself drunk and have sex with her. Your drunkeness is no excuse.
Does this mean you're drunk and you're forcing her to have sex? Or just that you're having sex with her while drunk?
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from how pk tells it she was actually quite attractive and a pretty slutty whore.
part of his resentment seems to be based on not only was she a total whore with everyone but him, she basically treated him like her eunuch manslave.
That would be degrading, wouldn't it.
for the off-chance of midnight spontaneous sex
he explained this, but i don't remember entirely.
i think it had something to do with hope.
The fact that he was able to maintain such virulent hate through the whole thing makes this such a legend.
Man, you've seen him.
oh jesus
terrible memories
why would you say this
why
why
why
guys i'm going to go eat ice cream and cry now
RAPE! RAPE!
[spoiler:f5b27acf8a]it's a turnip but work with me here.[/spoiler:f5b27acf8a]
I mean with punches and kicks and hair pulling and shit? Or no lube?
Hmmm.
and if you're wondering, no i've never done this.
with the lights on.
Thanks for the edit. I was confused.
i remember coming up with an idea for a monorape here a while ago
it was basically just walk down a back alley, dive behind a dumpster then start jerking off and screaming noooooooooo help me nooooooooo
I love you so much
so very much
the answer to your question
is yes
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Daniel Tosh: "If 'no' meant 'no', every man would die a virgin. 'No' means 'work on the neck, the nipples, try back in five minutes'"
Must have been real awkward at the police station.
Does this mean you're drunk and you're forcing her to have sex? Or just that you're having sex with her while drunk?
The former, I'd imagine. The latter would imply that she raped you, based on the other rules.
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