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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Pesh wrote:
    It's ok, she was probably a large woman.

    And they're not really people.

    from how pk tells it she was actually quite attractive and a pretty slutty whore.

    part of his resentment seems to be based on not only was she a total whore with everyone but him, she basically treated him like her eunuch manslave.

    Pony on
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    PeshPesh Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Pony wrote:
    Pesh wrote:
    It's ok, she was probably a large woman.

    And they're not really people.

    from how pk tells it she was actually quite attractive and a pretty slutty whore.

    part of his resentment seems to be based on not only was she a total whore with everyone but him, she basically treated him like her eunuch manslave.

    That would be degrading, wouldn't it.

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Then why did he let her sleep naked next to him if he was sexually frustrated by it?

    Callius on
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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Callius wrote:
    Then why did he let her sleep naked next to him if he was sexually frustrated by it?

    for the off-chance of midnight spontaneous sex

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Callius wrote:
    Then why did he let her sleep naked next to him if he was sexually frustrated by it?

    he explained this, but i don't remember entirely.

    i think it had something to do with hope.

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    The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Pony wrote:
    Keith wrote:
    Pony wrote:
    PotU wrote:
    Pony wrote:
    Guys, Uncle Pk once came on a sleeping girl's nude back.

    While not explicitly mentioned, I'm pretty sure that makes him a rapist.

    Didn't he hate her or something?

    yes

    long story short, she used to like to sleep nude next to him, but didn't want him sexually in any way, and was comfortable doing so because she "trusted him".

    basically, she liked toying with him and treating him like a non-sexual eunuch of a man.

    it was his small victory.

    No, it's not something to be proud of.

    I don't think it's really cool.

    But it's a funny story, in it's own way.

    Not objectively because of the story itself but because of how Pk tells it.

    The fact that he was able to maintain such virulent hate through the whole thing makes this such a legend.

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited January 2007
    Callius wrote:
    Then why did he let her sleep naked next to him if he was sexually frustrated by it?

    Man, you've seen him.

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    <3<3 Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    What if the girl had some crazy sexual fantasy where she wanted to be "pretend rape". Would that make you a rapist?

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    <3 wrote:
    What if the girl had some crazy sexual fantasy where she wanted to be "pretend rape". Would that make you a rapist?

    oh jesus

    terrible memories

    why would you say this

    why

    why

    why

    guys i'm going to go eat ice cream and cry now

    Pony on
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    darkdemondarkdemon Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
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    RAPE! RAPE!

    [spoiler:f5b27acf8a]it's a turnip but work with me here.[/spoiler:f5b27acf8a]

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    AdimaxAdimax Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Can you self-rape?

    I mean with punches and kicks and hair pulling and shit? Or no lube?

    Hmmm.

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    PeshPesh Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    all you need to do is put your ass up against the wall with your back on the floor and there you have it.

    and if you're wondering, no i've never done this.


    with the lights on.

    Pesh on
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    OldSundownOldSundown Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    darkdemon wrote:
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    RAPE! RAPE!

    [spoiler:81a310f834]it's a turnip but work with me here.[/spoiler:81a310f834]

    Thanks for the edit. I was confused.

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    Solid_Snake-aSolid_Snake-a Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Adimax wrote:
    Can you self-rape?

    I mean with punches and kicks and hair pulling and shit? Or no lube?

    Hmmm.

    i remember coming up with an idea for a monorape here a while ago

    it was basically just walk down a back alley, dive behind a dumpster then start jerking off and screaming noooooooooo help me nooooooooo

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Adimax wrote:
    Can you self-rape?

    I mean with punches and kicks and hair pulling and shit? Or no lube?

    Hmmm.

    i remember coming up with an idea for a monorape here a while ago

    it was basically just walk down a back alley, dive behind a dumpster then start jerking off and screaming noooooooooo help me nooooooooo

    I love you so much

    so very much

    Raneados on
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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Adimax wrote:
    Can you self-rape?

    I mean with punches and kicks and hair pulling and shit? Or no lube?

    Hmmm.

    the answer to your question
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    is yes

    Pony on
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    <3<3 Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    If you say no to masturbating and still whack it. It is so rape.

    <3 on
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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I was somehow hoping that the digital rape thing was what I thought it was, so I could claim to be a virgin rapist.

    Straightzi on
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    Cosmic SombreroCosmic Sombrero Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    hate sex was the most incredible sex ever

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited January 2007
    oh man that list is awesome

    SE++ Summer Vacation Road Trip Checklist is complete

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    christ...i'm like 17 times a rapist according to that

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    KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Adimax wrote:
    Can you self-rape?

    I mean with punches and kicks and hair pulling and shit? Or no lube?

    Hmmm.

    i remember coming up with an idea for a monorape here a while ago

    it was basically just walk down a back alley, dive behind a dumpster then start jerking off and screaming noooooooooo help me nooooooooo

    Draw a terrified face on your hand with a Sharpie.

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    candanaviancandanavian Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    these rules are just so stupid

    Daniel Tosh: "If 'no' meant 'no', every man would die a virgin. 'No' means 'work on the neck, the nipples, try back in five minutes'"

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    Jordyn wrote:
    Keith wrote:
    Jordyn wrote:
    So this chick in Brookings was raped on Halloween night. Five guys jumped her in an alley, four of them held her down while another guy raped her. They were all wearing Halloween masks.

    The police didn't believe her on the grounds that "that stuff just doesn't happen in Brookings" and didn't release the report to the public for a month.

    At which point they asked people to come forward if they could remember who was wearing masks on Halloween.

    That's unbelievable.

    You're saying there are at least six people in South Dakota?

    Keith.

    Keith.

    There are at least six people just in that one town.

    Must have been real awkward at the police station.

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    QuadropheniaQuadrophenia Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    3. You are a rapist if you get yourself drunk and have sex with her. Your drunkeness is no excuse.

    Does this mean you're drunk and you're forcing her to have sex? Or just that you're having sex with her while drunk?

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    3. You are a rapist if you get yourself drunk and have sex with her. Your drunkeness is no excuse.

    Does this mean you're drunk and you're forcing her to have sex? Or just that you're having sex with her while drunk?

    The former, I'd imagine. The latter would imply that she raped you, based on the other rules.

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    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Munkus don't be silly women can't rape men.

    Straightzi on
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    RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Ashcroft wrote:
    Does anyone ever actually ask for permission for sex?

    It would be kind of a mood killer.

    I love your sig

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