"We are what we pretend to be. So we must be careful what we pretend to be."
That has to be one of the single most inane statements ever made.
And that was immediately followed by the douche citing 9/11 as a videogame-related tragedy, which, when in such rapid succession, nearly sent me into a blind rage.
How are people this dumb?
That guy must have watched a lot of Muppet Babies.
My favorite part was how they used that Jim Henson stock-footage like it was their job. You could probably string together about 40 minutes of footage from Star Wars from that series.
unrelated topic: I fly to Orlando on Tuesday. Every time I travel, I get strange non-fatal but incredibly inconvenient ailments, such as a pimple on my butthole or eyelid.
Who wants to start a pool betting on what crazy ailment I'll get this time?
I've got five bucks that says you will develop breast tenderness and cramps. Pussy.
unrelated topic: I fly to Orlando on Tuesday. Every time I travel, I get strange non-fatal but incredibly inconvenient ailments, such as a pimple on my butthole or eyelid.
Who wants to start a pool betting on what crazy ailment I'll get this time?
I've got five bucks that says you will develop breast tenderness and cramps. Pussy.
unrelated topic: I fly to Orlando on Tuesday. Every time I travel, I get strange non-fatal but incredibly inconvenient ailments, such as a pimple on my butthole or eyelid.
Who wants to start a pool betting on what crazy ailment I'll get this time?
I've got five bucks that says you will develop breast tenderness and cramps. Pussy.
ooh I'm so bloated, I could just scream
Have some chocolate and quit bitching, you cow.
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unrelated topic: I fly to Orlando on Tuesday. Every time I travel, I get strange non-fatal but incredibly inconvenient ailments, such as a pimple on my butthole or eyelid.
Who wants to start a pool betting on what crazy ailment I'll get this time?
I've got five bucks that says you will develop breast tenderness and cramps. Pussy.
ooh I'm so bloated, I could just scream
Have some chocolate and quit bitching, you cow.
Are you sure this is non-fat? Ooooh, it tastes positively sinful!
"We are what we pretend to be. So we must be careful what we pretend to be."
That has to be one of the single most inane statements ever made.
And that was immediately followed by the douche citing 9/11 as a videogame-related tragedy, which, when in such rapid succession, nearly sent me into a blind rage.
How are people this dumb?
In your blind rage, did you transform into a stealthy martial arts expert with deadly marksmanship? Because I've played Metal Gear Solid, and pretty much whenever I get mad I turn into Snake and like snap 16 necks and pick people off with a sniper rifle from my hiding place under a truck. Video games have taught me well.
Man one time some guy tried to pick up my girlfriend so I ran and jumped on his head, and then everything just kind of went black, and when I came around three days later I was lying in my lounge room, wearing a red shirt and blue overalls, hundreds of mushrooms trampled into the carpet and "YOU GONNA GETTA RAPED" written on the walls with their juice.
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These mashed potatoes taste like poo gas
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What the fuck do they have against Statesman?
"Roll up bitch! Roll up! Roll up!"
Oh my god is that a Muppet Babies tattoo?
Fighting for truth, justice, and nerf scrappers.
Considering how badly they attempted to portray the industry, they sure did put up a large number of good role models in the background.
That's kinda creepy.
Creepy.
Also, I watched the trailer and MY GOD that piano has me scart
I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!
I've got five bucks that says you will develop breast tenderness and cramps. Pussy.
i see you postin
internettin
getting on aim
dirty
ooh I'm so bloated, I could just scream
Have some chocolate and quit bitching, you cow.
Are you sure this is non-fat? Ooooh, it tastes positively sinful!
Have a Diet Coke while you're at it. It'll offset the calories from all the ranch dressing you had with that salad.
YOU GO GIRL!
Anyone care for cheescake?
Fucking sows.
Curling each others' hair
feeling sassy!
Oh, who the fuck am I kidding?!? Let's paint nails and watch Beaches, goddammit!
Hot stuff, comin' through!
Man one time some guy tried to pick up my girlfriend so I ran and jumped on his head, and then everything just kind of went black, and when I came around three days later I was lying in my lounge room, wearing a red shirt and blue overalls, hundreds of mushrooms trampled into the carpet and "YOU GONNA GETTA RAPED" written on the walls with their juice.
godamnit I liked those, too