I'm Commander Kunz and this is my favorite wing in the Citadel. [SE++ WoW]

Lord Dave

Icecrown Citadel is out!
Get the new MilkGlass or the patch if you want to raid!






HELLO WE ARE HORDE on Cho'gall!
<Shambler Milk> is the place to come if you'd like to play with SE++ers.

Raid Info!

Download MilkGlass! It is required for raids!


25 man raids Wednesdays/Mondays 8PM server/9PM EST/6PM PDT



The current list of guild members by forum name:

Officer Types Who Hate You:

Lord Dave - Mirren/Menazee - Mage/Paladin - Queen of the Guild
EclipsedPlanet - Montina - Paladin - Consort
Ranlin - Alendra/Celin/Lameyalls - Druid/DK/Hunter
Radius - Kyira/Riesz/Zeora - Rogue/DK/Mage
Metacortex - Metacortex/Intersect/Nobarg - Rogue/Priest/Warrior
Bogey - ******** - Paladin

Raiders:

Aburnflags - Vilmon - Paladin
babyeatingjesus - Wubblewoo - Paladin
Balefuego - Baledar - shaman
Blankspace - Blankasaurus - Hunter
Bucketman- Skragg/Aurvandil - Warrior/Shaman
captaink - Knut - Shaman
GRMike - Borrock - Pally
Javen - Javen - Rogue
Joah - Chatturgha - Shaman
Kusuguttai - Kusu - Warlock
Linksville - Franksville/Farthington - Druid/Paladin
Meissnerd - Wabon - Priest
Mitten - Cless/Fallchild - Priest/Druid
Nikolai - Higgins - Death Knight
Rhylith - Rhylith - Shaman
SA - Revash/Ambrose - Warlock/Death Knight
Satansfingers - Satans - Paladin
Scosglen - Barnago - Warlock
tsplitter - Rasmius - Warrior
WhiskeyBiznass - Gwency - Rogue
Zombies - Perun - Mage
MistressJulenne - Julanna - Priest
Drool - Remmos - Baby with a beard
Beavotron - Alyxandria - Does arts
Dys - Dystopian - Enhance Shaman
Fallout - TOMCRUISE - DK
An Assload of Beavo's Friends - Various - Various
Shifty Fister - I forget - I forget
slow - NSFW - Rogue
animal companion - Xenomortis - I think he's a rogue?
Manifest - Manif - Paladin
makershot - Rubenesque - Shaman
Ruer - Mintaka - Warrior
Frylockholmes - Valikriss/Touchstone/Uskglass - Warrior/Paladin/Mage
Dragonicity - Toxicitie - Priest
Belruen - Belruen - Priest
Biske - Laurrie - Rogue
Preachermeat - Krythlynn - Paladin
Langly - Cuthbert - Paladin
DeaconBlues - Normanus - Priest
Naphtali - Naphtali - Priest
Callius - Callius - Paladin
Callius's Lady Friend - Sisperia - Hunter

Stinky Fagmos:
The Geebs that is a Mod - Vonne - Priest

Babbies:

Omegasquash - Omegasquash - Paladin
That Dave Fella - Dafella - Shaman
Ryadic - Ryadic - Ryadic
Goose! - Banta - Warlock
Dely - Delyapple - Trade troller

Along with all the friends and families of Shamblers.

MISSING:
Derrick - ??? - ???

Past Shamblers Who Have Disappeared Or Ragequit:
futility - Shekhina - Hunter
SkankPlaya - Vaklempt/Schmeckle - Warlock/Paladin
Fandyien - Fandyien - Priest
World as Myth - Yosephine - Rogue
Captain Cthulu - Naporeon - Paladin
Neville - Nevga - DK
SithDrummer - Arkjin - Hunter
Hoodie - Avataar - Hunter
Aslan - Pysek - Mage
Manif's boyfriend - Syarra - Priest
Manif's other boyfriend - Gorgrah - Warrior
Stale - angrycripple - Priest
Sara Lynn - Odella - Rogue
Owenashi - Kaziel - Warrior
Ranx - Vamrithis - Priest
Backwards - Sdraw - Mage
Centipede - Ravkaras - warlock
Roahgnar - Anjin-San - Warrior
Jes is a - jessaissa - Mage

Want to be on that list? Send a tell to any of the guild members online and we'll be able to invite you.
Friends and family are more than welcome, too.

Try this to make your Vent a happier place!

robothero wrote: »

Every guild's Ventrilo has the one person who talks way too loud (usually a young and/or drunk person) and the one person who talks way too quietly (usually the raid leader, main healer, main tank, or someone else totally vital to the raid.) But luckily for us, Thrux of Darkspear has come up with a handy guide to normalize everyone's voice on Vent:

Go to Setup
Enable Direct Sound
Select the SFX Button
Select Compressor and click Add.
Under Compressor Properties use the following settings:
Gain = Adjust for how loud you want people to be. (I use 15)
Attack = 0.01
Release = Around 500
Threshold = Around -30
Ratio = 100
Pre delay = 4.0
Done!
Thrux explains exactly what each of the settings does in his post, but I've found that his recommendations work pretty well. I've been using them myself, and Vent is altogether a more pleasant and quiet place. Now if there were only settings to get rid of the "I'm so high" dude ...

http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=112501444&sid=1

Here are Heigan dance lessons, watch this if you have not done Naxx before or if you still don't know how the fight works or you will die

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-msjvccLB8&fmt=18

[Boss Fights] Kill some mans

Razorscale

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p21xBLPTuUU

Ignis

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hp50gUCAqwc

Flexo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHcFWPUBpr4

Kologarn

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSkUlEvZdww

Iron council

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBPyfOnf18g

Cat Lady

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j21Fa6gpSug

Hodir

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7TcxJY1VQw

Thorim

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4__jtI--N0

Freya

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mc2ZOf3CkKA

Bastard Gnome Robot

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjecQKcGuD4

Vezax

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtuX42laVLw

Some old god or something I dunno.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFyaloBG7SI

[Professions] Something need doing?

Enchanters:
- Revash
- Metacortex
- Cless
- Perun
- Riesz

Jewelcrafters:
- Shekhina
- Baledar
- Riesz
- Blankasaurus

Tailors:
- Revash
- Vaklempt
- Kusu
- Perun
- Intersect

Leatherworkers:
- Javen
- Alendra
- Blankasaurus

Blacksmiths:
- Skragg
- Valikriss
- Rasmius
- Mintaka
- Nobarg

Alchemists:
- Mirren (Elixir)
- Wabon (Elixir)
- Kusu
- Zeora (Potion)
- Aurvandil (Elixir)

Inscribers:
Intersect
Penni

Minor Glyphs:
Glyph of the Wild
Glyph of Scare Beast
Glyph of Blessing of Might
Glyph of Blurred Speed
Glyph of Kilrogg
Glyph of Thunder Clap
Glyph of Lay On Hands
Glyph of Levitate
Glyph of Horn of Winter
Glyph of Pick Pocket
Glyph of the Wise
Glyph of Shackle Undead
Glyph of Raise Dead
Glyph of Astral Recall
Glyph of Ghost Wolf
Glyph of Pestilence
Glyph of Blessing of Wisdom
Glyph of Enduring Victory
Glyph of Possessed Strength
Glyph of Dash
Glyph of Mocking Blow
Glyph of Unending Breath
Glyph of Drain Soul
Glyph of Frost Ward
Glyph of Arcane Intellect
Glyph of Enslave Demon
Glyph of Frost Armor
Glyph of Challenging Roar
Glyph of Souls
Glyph of Vanish
Glyph of Death's Embrace
Glyph of Fortitude
Glyph of Blood Tap
Glyph of the Penguin
Glyph of Water Walking
Glyph of Fire Ward
Glyph of Revive Pet
Glyph of Shadow Fiend
Glyph of the Pack
Glyph of Shadow Protection
Glyph of Thorns
Glyph of Aquatic Form
Glyph of Pick Lock

Discovered Major Glyphs:
Glyph of Bestial Wrath
Glyph of Hammer of Wrath
Glyph of Earth Shock
Glyph of Mind Soothe (Shadow)
Glyph of Growl
Glyph of Trueshot Aura
Glyph of Seal of Blood
Glyph of Prayer of Healing
Glyph of Frostfire
Glyph of Rune Strike
Glyph of Avenger's Shield
Glyph of Deadly Throw
Glyph of Molten Armor
Glyph of Chain Heal
Glyph of Fireball
Glyph of Preparation
Glyph of Blade Flurry
Glyph of Aspect of the Beast
Glyph of Blood Thirst
Glyph of Dark Command
Glyph of Spirit of Redemption

[Raid Progression] I don't have any of our raid screenshots, so until I can track them down, I present to you our guild leader, Lord Dave.

[Picture Gallery] Shambler glory days.

25 mans are easy

Kara is easy too

The gallery is for loading and unloading of T4 only

Sexy power ranger gloves

More like Prince Puss

God we're pretty

Alright, done with that, now what? 20-mans!

hey don't touch the

gong

I guess this guy was a god or something I don't know he's dead now

Also 3 chests and dead Zul'jin but I don't have pictures of that at work so suck it

Here is how Recruit-A-Friend works. It's all very well described on the WoW site, so quit being confused illiterate dummmies:
Account B is created, referencing Account A as the recruiter.
Any same-level characters on accounts A and B get triple XP when they are together (before 60).
For every 2 levels earned by a character on Account B, that character can grant a free whole entire level to any lower-level character on Account A.
Also any character on A can summon any character on B once per hour, and vice versa.
Any more questions should be directed to learn to read.
Results below.

Wachong!

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Lord Dave

I was totally doing work for once and felt a disturbance in the WoW thread.

EclipsedPlanet

I hear this guild stinks

EclipsedPlanet

Speaking of stinks, Lauren is coming tonight, Stephen. So I won't be raiding

Lord Dave

Lauren stinks. Also learn2PM.

animal companion

Who but the Christmas King could benefit from such foolishness

That Dave Fella

yeh steven

Lord Dave

Santa's elf acted of his own volition! Christmas must go on!

Bogey

1. Hurr, this guild is BUTTS!

2. I was going to ask you guys to come out to dinner tonight, but it's cool. We'll try again tomorrow (if we don't end up going to Disneyland, wanna come?) or when you guys get back from Bako.

Dely Apple

You face Jaraxxus, Santa Claus of the Burning Legion!

FRESH TROD SNOW!

Lord Dave

Bogey wrote: »

1. Hurr, this guild is BUTTS!

2. I was going to ask you guys to come out to dinner tonight, but it's cool. We'll try again tomorrow (if we don't end up going to Disneyland, wanna come?) or when you guys get back from Bako.

Let me know what the plan is. We were going to try to get on the road as early as possible tomorrow (a.k.a. after raid), because oh my god puppy, but we shall see.

Lord Dave

The Helpers built an empire beneath the frozen wastes of Northpole. An empire that you so foolishly built your structures upon. MY EMPIRE.

animal companion

Fight for the glory of the workshop, elves! Honor your Claus and your reindeer!

Lord Dave

We named him Rudolph. It means "Heart of Christmas" in Orcish. I would not let the Helpers take him.

Nikolai

I really hope you all explode in Christmas tree related disasters.

Lord Dave

Nikolai wrote: »

I really hope you all explode in Christmas tree related disasters.

What a Greench

Nikolai

you...I remember you, at the northpole.

Naphtali

TOO SOON EXECUTUS. YOU HAVE OPENED YOUR PRESENTS TOO SOON.

Lord Dave

Closer... come closer... and

TELL SANTA WHAT YOU WANT FOR CHRISTMAS!

Langly

Santa gives the shittiest gifts. Mageroyal?! Fuck you, holiday elf

Captain Cthulhu

I made my first ever flying machine this morning before work! I can't wait to get home and fly it.

EclipsedPlanet

Bogey wrote: »

1. Hurr, this guild is BUTTS!

2. I was going to ask you guys to come out to dinner tonight, but it's cool. We'll try again tomorrow (if we don't end up going to Disneyland, wanna come?) or when you guys get back from Bako.

If you go to Disneyland lemme know, I wanna come!

Gatsby

Just to let everyone know

I was Bainn's Secret Shambler

I forgot about timecards and oh god please have mercy

futility

Why did they not incorporate Hodir into the holiday? Is he not greatfather winter?

Ranlin

Not jolly enough.

Dog

meissnerd

Lord Dave

In case (by some unexpected Christmas miracle) there's 25 people on right now or enough people to do something:
I'm stuck at work for a while and probably out for the evening.

Radius

Bogey wrote: »

1. Hurr, this guild is BUTTS!

2. I was going to ask you guys to come out to dinner tonight, but it's cool. We'll try again tomorrow (if we don't end up going to Disneyland, wanna come?) or when you guys get back from Bako.

I would love to go to Disneyland

Mitten

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bl%C3%A5b%C3%A4rssoppa

it is so a thing!

Metacortex

Mirren wrote:

Hey Meta, did you ever put those numbers from Wednesday up?

Also does anybody know a good guide to being a Tree?

I did. They are a bit disjointed because I started recording the log in the middle of a fight and because I switched characters. Here.

I will try to be less dumb about it in the future.

Meissnerd

robothero wrote: »

meissnerd

yessss

FrylockHolmes

Gatsby wrote: »

Just to let everyone know

I was Bainn's Secret Shambler

I forgot about timecards and oh god please have mercy

hahaha, don't worry about it, I don't think I should start playing again just as I go off to college anyway

I would probably be the flakiest raider ever

Resonant

Radius wrote: »

Bogey wrote: »

1. Hurr, this guild is BUTTS!

2. I was going to ask you guys to come out to dinner tonight, but it's cool. We'll try again tomorrow (if we don't end up going to Disneyland, wanna come?) or when you guys get back from Bako.

I would love to go to Disneyland

Actually:

Absentminded/Shiftycent (i know, shitty name. haha) is there right now.

Lucky bastard.

Polecat

BUUUUUUURNNNNN!!!! BURN IN THE YULE LOG FIRE

L|ama

Mitten wrote: »

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bl%C3%A5b%C3%A4rssoppa

it is so a thing!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydNZJOEGymk

Mitten

boy that's sure obnoxious

Daimajin

Buh-leted

Metacortex

I went to Disneyworld when I was 4.

I broke out with chicken pox the day we got down there and then got emotially scarred when they dragged me on Space Mountain.

I've never been back.

Daimajin

Buh-leted

Polecat

Daimajin wrote: »

The best ride is the jungle river ride. If you go over and over again you learn all the guide's jokes, and then say them just before they do. And then when you get on again, they can only glare and wonder how you can do this thing. WoW rep grinds have prepared me to ruin the fun of children at the most magical place on earth.

I love the jungle river ride because they seem to always hire yinzers to be the guides. Then I say something in pittsburghese back to them and they go "are you from pittsburgh?" Then she/he forgets to do her job and talks to me about pittsburgh the whole time.

Nikolai

What a horrible conversation that must be.