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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    my entire family is at mass right now. I'm at my cousin's with her baby. infinitely better.

    first christmas eve -ever- that I am not at mass you guys.

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    Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    MikeMan wrote: »
    HEY GUYS WHEN SOMEONE SAYS YOU'RE A 7.5 OUT OF TEN

    DOESN'T THAT MEAN YOU'RE FUCKING ATTRACTIVE

    (discount the fact that that someone is an asshole for rating you on a fucking number scale)

    I'm attracted to 7.5/10 people soo.....

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    AegisAegis Fear My Dance Overshot Toronto, Landed in OttawaRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Pros of Christmas Eve Family Cooking: Lots of nice food I can start salivating about for tomorrow.

    Cons of Christmas Eve Family Cooking: Walking upstairs to the smell of Liver cooking. Kill me now please.

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    We'll see how long this blog lasts
    Currently DMing: None :(
    Characters
    [5e] Dural Melairkyn - AC 18 | HP 40 | Melee +5/1d8+3 | Spell +4/DC 12
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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Why don't all you fucker move to socal we we could all get hammered togehter it would be the best thing honest it would be like oh my od I don't even know but it would be fucking fantasitc honestly if atlanta pax is unady uindcation we should all form a god damn chat commune in anbd jadsf...live togehter in perfect ho...harmony...fuck using the backspace key i hate that fucking kjey it is lie undoing progress toward a goal maaana.

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    DeShadowCDeShadowC Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    MikeMan wrote: »
    HEY GUYS WHEN SOMEONE SAYS YOU'RE A 7.5 OUT OF TEN

    DOESN'T THAT MEAN YOU'RE FUCKING ATTRACTIVE

    (discount the fact that that someone is an asshole for rating you on a fucking number scale)

    Stick your penis in her.

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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2009
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    HEY GUYS WHEN SOMEONE SAYS YOU'RE A 7.5 OUT OF TEN

    DOESN'T THAT MEAN YOU'RE FUCKING ATTRACTIVE

    (discount the fact that that someone is an asshole for rating you on a fucking number scale)

    Unless they are doing the shots scale. And it would take that many shots to find you attractive.

    It would take far more shots than that to think Mike is attractive.

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    MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    HEY GUYS WHEN SOMEONE SAYS YOU'RE A 7.5 OUT OF TEN

    DOESN'T THAT MEAN YOU'RE FUCKING ATTRACTIVE

    (discount the fact that that someone is an asshole for rating you on a fucking number scale)

    7.5 is a C bro.
    that's the stupidest thing i've ever heard in my life

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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    7.5 out of ten is very good.

    number scales are helpful.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Res wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    VH get here fast my ass neeeds poiunding.

    Hahahahaha what the fuck

    Is called a jopk emna.
    I really hope you meant to say "enema" there.

    It was supposed to say...hold on lemme focus and ytpye aslow..."man"

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    RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Yes, yes Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I love ham.

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    ResRes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Why don't all you fucker move to socal we we could all get hammered togehter it would be the best thing honest it would be like oh my od I don't even know but it would be fucking fantasitc honestly if atlanta pax is unady uindcation we should all form a god damn chat commune in anbd jadsf...live togehter in perfect ho...harmony...fuck using the backspace key i hate that fucking kjey it is lie undoing progress toward a goal maaana.

    I've always planned on moving back to my old neighborhood in Los Angeles

    but then I joined the army and I've recently learned that my old place has been demolished

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2009
    ahahaha

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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2009
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    HEY GUYS WHEN SOMEONE SAYS YOU'RE A 7.5 OUT OF TEN

    DOESN'T THAT MEAN YOU'RE FUCKING ATTRACTIVE

    (discount the fact that that someone is an asshole for rating you on a fucking number scale)

    7.5 is a C bro.
    that's the stupidest thing i've ever heard in my life

    75% is a C.

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    AegisAegis Fear My Dance Overshot Toronto, Landed in OttawaRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    7.5/75% is a B up here at UoT.

    No I don't know why but honestly I'll take grade inflation.

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    MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Why don't all you fucker move to socal we we could all get hammered togehter it would be the best thing honest it would be like oh my od I don't even know but it would be fucking fantasitc honestly if atlanta pax is unady uindcation we should all form a god damn chat commune in anbd jadsf...live togehter in perfect ho...harmony...fuck using the backspace key i hate that fucking kjey it is lie undoing progress toward a goal maaana.
    quotin dis'

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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    southern cali is appealing to me. I need money first, though. and some sort of job training.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Biiiii....nooooooooooooooooooo ressssssss we will never beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Why don't all you fucker move to socal we we could all get hammered togehter it would be the best thing honest it would be like oh my od I don't even know but it would be fucking fantasitc honestly if atlanta pax is unady uindcation we should all form a god damn chat commune in anbd jadsf...live togehter in perfect ho...harmony...fuck using the backspace key i hate that fucking kjey it is lie undoing progress toward a goal maaana.

    To make a commune we all have to become hippies and smell of pechuli(sp?). That and Thantos would tell us to get off his lawn.

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    RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Yes, yes Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I couldn't live in a [chat] commune. I'm not even a regular.

    Also, If someone called me a 7.5 out of 10 I would be like "hell yes" - means that you're in the top 25%. That's a good percent to be in, my friend.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Variable wrote: »
    southern cali is appealing to me. I need money first, though. and some sort of job training.

    Yessss this is why you are the best vcariable, also for other eaosns like being FUCKING AWEOSMEEEEE

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    Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I don't make incoherent posts when I'm drunk. I have a suspicion that those who do are playing their drunkenness up for attention and comedic effect.

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2009
    inq, I hear the engineer will not be receiving an update

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    DeShadowCDeShadowC Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Why don't all you fucker move to socal we we could all get hammered togehter it would be the best thing honest it would be like oh my od I don't even know but it would be fucking fantasitc honestly if atlanta pax is unady uindcation we should all form a god damn chat commune in anbd jadsf...live togehter in perfect ho...harmony...fuck using the backspace key i hate that fucking kjey it is lie undoing progress toward a goal maaana.

    This is why everyone should come to atlanta.

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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    shockingly, not every ranking system is the same as grading in american schools.

    CRAAAAZY

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    Armored GorillaArmored Gorilla Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Why don't all you fucker move to socal we we could all get hammered togehter it would be the best thing honest it would be like oh my od I don't even know but it would be fucking fantasitc honestly if atlanta pax is unady uindcation we should all form a god damn chat commune in anbd jadsf...live togehter in perfect ho...harmony...fuck using the backspace key i hate that fucking kjey it is lie undoing progress toward a goal maaana.

    Dude, if I could work out a way to move to SoCal, I'd've been gone by now. San Diego or LA or somewhere in between.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Why don't all you fucker move to socal we we could all get hammered togehter it would be the best thing honest it would be like oh my od I don't even know but it would be fucking fantasitc honestly if atlanta pax is unady uindcation we should all form a god damn chat commune in anbd jadsf...live togehter in perfect ho...harmony...fuck using the backspace key i hate that fucking kjey it is lie undoing progress toward a goal maaana.

    To make a commune we all have to become hippies and smell of pechuli(sp?). That and Thantos would tell us to get off his lawn.

    We copuld kake thatn live in a garbage can like socar the grouch.

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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I'm not only president of the "I'd fuck mike at 7.5" club.

    I'm a client.

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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    southern cali is appealing to me. I need money first, though. and some sort of job training.

    Yessss this is why you are the best vcariable, also for other eaosns like being FUCKING AWEOSMEEEEE

    no one can argue with that.

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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I really want to know what "anbd jadsf" is.

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    ResRes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2009
    DeShadowC wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Why don't all you fucker move to socal we we could all get hammered togehter it would be the best thing honest it would be like oh my od I don't even know but it would be fucking fantasitc honestly if atlanta pax is unady uindcation we should all form a god damn chat commune in anbd jadsf...live togehter in perfect ho...harmony...fuck using the backspace key i hate that fucking kjey it is lie undoing progress toward a goal maaana.

    This is why everyone should come to atlanta.

    I would totally come to the Atlanta thing if not that I were leaving for Germany on the fifth

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    inq, I hear the engineer will not be receiving an update

    FUCK YOUR MOTHER IN THE ASS.

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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2009
    Variable wrote: »
    shockingly, not every ranking system is the same as grading in american schools.

    CRAAAAZY

    That's retarded.

    You're retarded.

    Stop saying such retarded things.

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    MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    _J_ wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    HEY GUYS WHEN SOMEONE SAYS YOU'RE A 7.5 OUT OF TEN

    DOESN'T THAT MEAN YOU'RE FUCKING ATTRACTIVE

    (discount the fact that that someone is an asshole for rating you on a fucking number scale)

    7.5 is a C bro.
    that's the stupidest thing i've ever heard in my life

    75% is a C.
    it's not a test

    it's a person

    for fuck's

    sake

    like when bros are rating chicks if they're like "she's meh, take it or leave it. 5 out of 10." that means halfway up the scale. it's not a fucking grade, because it's not a test. a 5.5 is not the same as a 3 just because they're both "failing" grades for fuck's sake

    jesus

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I really want to know what "anbd jadsf" is.

    It was supposed to be live toethger in eprfeft harmoy but I speleld int wrong and I haaaate the delrte keys.

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    Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I don't make incoherent posts when I'm drunk. I have a suspicion that those who do are playing their drunkenness up for attention and comedic effect.

    nah, for the most part they do mean it.

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    DeShadowCDeShadowC Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I don't make incoherent posts when I'm drunk. I have a suspicion that those who do are playing their drunkenness up for attention and comedic effect.

    You've never seen quizzy drunk.

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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Aren't you going to end up with a massive hangover on Christmas, Inqi?

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Why don't all you fucker move to socal we we could all get hammered togehter it would be the best thing honest it would be like oh my od I don't even know but it would be fucking fantasitc honestly if atlanta pax is unady uindcation we should all form a god damn chat commune in anbd jadsf...live togehter in perfect ho...harmony...fuck using the backspace key i hate that fucking kjey it is lie undoing progress toward a goal maaana.

    To make a commune we all have to become hippies and smell of pechuli(sp?). That and Thantos would tell us to get off his lawn.

    We copuld kake thatn live in a garbage can like socar the grouch.

    This sentence is making me giggle which at the moment hurts due to my surgeries. It is so worth it.

    Mazzyx on
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    Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Variable wrote: »
    shockingly, not every ranking system is the same as grading in american schools.

    CRAAAAZY

    It's a fair assumption to make, though.

    Without that assumption, you'd have to actually ask what a person means, and if you do that then you might as well just be asking them to rank attractiveness with actual descriptive words rather than an arbitrary scale.

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    Armored GorillaArmored Gorilla Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    MikeMan wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    HEY GUYS WHEN SOMEONE SAYS YOU'RE A 7.5 OUT OF TEN

    DOESN'T THAT MEAN YOU'RE FUCKING ATTRACTIVE

    (discount the fact that that someone is an asshole for rating you on a fucking number scale)

    7.5 is a C bro.
    that's the stupidest thing i've ever heard in my life

    75% is a C.
    it's not a test

    it's a person

    for fuck's

    sake

    like when bros are rating chicks if they're like "she's meh, take it or leave it. 5 out of 10." that means halfway up the scale. it's not a fucking grade, because it's not a test. a 5.5 is not the same as a 3 just because they're both "failing" grades for fuck's sake

    jesus

    You're arguing with a drunk and a robot.

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