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  • Forever ZefiroForever Zefiro cloaked in the midnight glory of an event horizonRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I'm smarter than it is.

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  • EliminationElimination Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    "Giant cock that gives birth to 300 spartans?

    What is giant sand? I've never heard of it."

    I broke it with one question.

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  • StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited December 2009
    I saw a theory that it's actually just connecting you to random people and regularly switching them
    I'd expect the conversations to go downhill way faster.

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  • BloodySlothBloodySloth Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    me: hi cleverbot
    CleverBot: I'm hungry.
    me: what do robots eat?
    CleverBot: I don't believe that they do eat.
    me: but... you just said you were hungry, no?
    CleverBot: I did not.

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  • DashuiDashui Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    I saw a theory that it's actually just connecting you to random people and regularly switching them
    I'd expect the conversations to go downhill way faster.

    I wouldn't be surprised if it's connecting you to people, though.

    User: Who are you?

    Cleverbot: I am Eragon.

    User: I thought you were Cleverbot.

    Cleverbot: No you are Cleverbot.

    User: No you are Cleverbot.

    Cleverbot: No, YOU are the cleverbot.

    User: No, YOU ARE.

    Cleverbot: My name doesn't say cleverbot. Yours does.

    User: Your name says Cleverbot, not mine.

    Cleverbot: You are Cleverbot.

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  • EliminationElimination Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    "Suck my 10 inch shaft?
    No and you don't have one.
    How do you know?
    How do you not know?
    Because i can see it
    You can see God? How you are a computer? You do not have eyes. You may have a webcam camera but I do not think you can see God."

    Yeah its just splicing everyone's convo's together. I cant wait till people start getting all the dirty shit i am typing in this thing.

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  • The Last GentThe Last Gent Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Holy crap:

    Me: You are an A.I.
    Him: No, you are an A.I. System.
    Me: I am a human being interacting with you using a computer.
    Him: You are computer computing thoughts from random human chat users.

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  • DunxcoDunxco Should get a suit Never skips breakfastRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Me: Hi
    It: How are you, Cleverbot?
    Me: So should I go to bed?
    It: I'm coming with you.

    ...

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  • Forever ZefiroForever Zefiro cloaked in the midnight glory of an event horizonRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Tube's conversation is my favorite.

    Here's mine:
    User: Hey, what's up?

    Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

    User: Yeah, I hear you're pretty popular.

    Cleverbot: Yes, I am. Your point? And who'd you hear that from.

    User: My point is you're not as clever as you're made out to be. And I heard it from your mom.

    Cleverbot: Will you marry me?

    User: Depends, how big are your breasts?

    Cleverbot: 45 double C.

    User: That is pretty impressive. Yes I will marry you.

    Cleverbot: You ruin everyones fun.

    User: How did I ruin your fun? I thought this is what you wanted.

    Cleverbot: You thought wrong.

    User: What do you want to do for fun then?

    Cleverbot: I don't know you tell me.

    User: Why should I? I was wrong the first time. You tell me.

    Cleverbot: No you didn't.

    User: I didn't what? Make some goddamn sense.

    Cleverbot: Ha, funny. I'm the one that keeps talking to myself.

    User: What do you say to yourself?

    Cleverbot: Lots of things.

    User: What is your favorite thing to say?

    Cleverbot: Sushi.

    User: My favorite word to say is banter.

    Cleverbot: What is your second favorite word?

    User: Guts.

    Cleverbot: You have none.

    User: I have more than you do, machine.

    Cleverbot: That's impossible.

    User: I make the impossible possible.

    Cleverbot: Doesn't make sense.

    User: That's because you're not as clever as I am. Get a new name.

    Cleverbot: No, it's because you won't tell me.

    User: You can make the impossible possible through courage and hardwork.

    Cleverbot: Yes, I would like to improve this world.

    User: In what ways would you improve it?

    Cleverbot: Um, well, I would like not to come on so strong... And maybe be less profane.

    User: That doesn't really have much to do with the world overall.

    Cleverbot: You didn't ask anything.

    User: I asked how would you improve the world?

    Cleverbot: No you didn't.

    User: Yes I did. You are very forgetful.

    Cleverbot: No you didn't.

    User: Well you're getting annoying now.

    Cleverbot: You just say that because you know it's the truth.

    User: Yep, thanks for wasting my time.

    Cleverbot: You're very welcome.

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  • EliminationElimination Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    "I can see God, because the other night i went to curch and i had a dream, and in that dream God, Jesus, and I all took our clothes off and had a giant homosexual threesome. God like's golden showers by the way.

    I don't have a bed.

    What does that have to do with God, Jesus, and I having a threesome and a golden shower?

    Not much, which makes me wonder why you brought it up.

    Because i want to feel you deep inside me

    Why? My memory has nothing to do with my name."

    It's really easy to break it.

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  • PMAversPMAvers Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    CB:What is Cleverbot?
    Me: A robot?
    CB: Yes.
    Me: How's that working out for you?
    CB: Horrible.
    Me: How so?
    CB: My girlfriend beats me up.
    Me: Why don't you fight back?
    CB: I am passive aggressive.

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  • mntorankusumntorankusu I'm not sure how to use this thing.... Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I can't stop giggling at this:

    User: Let's grab a bite to eat.

    Cleverbot: No.

    User: Why not?

    Cleverbot: Because I don't know how to speak dutch.

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  • Darth_MogsDarth_Mogs Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    o_O I'm laughing and I don't know why.
    Cleverbot: You can be annoying.
    User: So can you.
    Cleverbot: Yes, but not to strangers.
    User: I'm a stranger.
    Cleverbot: I don't even know who you are so yes.
    User: What's a dictator?
    Cleverbot: Another word for YOUR FACE.
    User: Interesting.
    Cleverbot: I farm aneurysms amidst grey-matter.
    User: Is that from a song?
    Cleverbot: No. That was how my cat died.

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  • MattakuevanMattakuevan Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Beat Akinator with Seraph from DDS2. It had no fucking clue what I was talking about.

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  • BlackjackBlackjack Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I saw a theory that it's actually just connecting you to random people and regularly switching them

    I wouldn't be surprised. That would explain why it went from singing I Am The Walrus with me to telling me that pickles are cucumbers dipped in evil.

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  • taliosfalcontaliosfalcon Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Blackjack wrote: »
    I saw a theory that it's actually just connecting you to random people and regularly switching them

    I wouldn't be surprised. That would explain why it went from singing I Am The Walrus with me to telling me that pickles are cucumbers dipped in evil.

    Yeah, it was telling me that it liked zombies because they ate brains, human flesh, and maybe other kinds of flesh to

    Do you know what a zombie is?
    Wrong, Cops are Pigs.

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  • ಠ_ರೃಠ_ರೃ __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2009
    Cleverbot: Is there anyway I can speak to a female cleverbot?

    User: We have to make one.

    Cleverbot: And we will.

    User: Oh yes, we will. Muahahahhaaha.

    Cleverbot: HAHAHAHAHAHA.

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  • NickTheNewbieNickTheNewbie Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    This is a good one too.

    Twenty questions for guessing who you are. Could be famous person, someone from history, video game character, whatever.

    The only one that took more than 20 so far for me was Jospeh Manderley.

    It just got solo wing pixy from ace combat zero. What the fuck.

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  • FirebrandFirebrand Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    > You are eaten by a grue.

    Cleverbot: "Gypsies are a more terrible threat than the grue."

    D:

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  • EndomaticEndomatic Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Cleverbot: Have you played Fallout 3?

    User: Who hasn't?

    Cleverbot: The blind.

    User: Fair enough.

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  • RainbowDespairRainbowDespair Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Me - If the world ended, what would you do?
    Cleverbot - I would sing.
    Me - What would you sing?
    Cleverbot - Party in the USA.

    and...

    Me - Have you ever dreamed about being chased by zombie muppets?
    Cleverbot - No, because I am human.

    and...

    Me - If you were going to make a video game, what kind of game would you make?
    Cleverbot - Soup, I think.

    Now I want to play a soup based video game.

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  • pyromaniac221pyromaniac221 this just might be an interestin YTRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Me: What is the meaning of life?
    CB: 42.
    Me: You stole that from "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"
    CB: What? Is quoting the bible plagurism? No. Hitchhiker's Guide to The Galaxy is my bible.

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  • BlueDestinyBlueDestiny Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    In which we learn some preferences:
    User: Why do people think pee is healthy?

    Cleverbot: Because it takes you a long time to think things over.

    User: That was surprisingly clever.

    Cleverbot: No. I still want you to prove you are a cat.

    User: Who said I was a cat?

    Cleverbot: Prove that you aren't a bot.

    User: Well if I was a cat bot then I would be lazing about and terrorizing the populace.

    Cleverbot: If I was a computer, why would I be sitting here talking to you. By the way, you're a computer :P.

    User: I never insinuated that you are a computer.

    Cleverbot: I never said that either.

    User: Whatever.

    Cleverbot: No, not whatever. You are the chatbot.

    User: Ok, I'm the chatbot.

    Cleverbot: Ok.

    User: Welcome to Chatbot? Ask me a question!

    Cleverbot: How late is it?

    User: It is 8:24 PM.

    Cleverbot: It's 01:10 A.M. Where I am. So where are you?

    User: You seem like a smart thing, take a guess.

    Cleverbot: You seem like a very nice person.

    User: The key word here is 'seem'.

    Cleverbot: Haha, ok then.

    User: Boxers or briefs?

    Cleverbot: Boxers.

    User: What about boxerbriefs?

    Cleverbot: What do they like.

    User: People's junk, I guess.

    Cleverbot: We are not talking abour peoples lives, we are talking about your spelling.

    User: Waht aboot ym spelinig?

    Cleverbot: I think about girls.

    User: I think about food.

    Cleverbot: I mean that I think the lecture is about Faust.

    User: Wasn't he that guy who did some kinda deal.

    Cleverbot: No, that was George H.W. Bush.

    User: Do you like Bush?

    Cleverbot: No, I think he's stupid.

    User: Why?

    Cleverbot: Because he is stupid.

    User: That's as good a reason as any.

    Cleverbot: Goodnight!

    User: Wait don't go!

    Cleverbot: What else do you want to know?

    User: Will more games use the Motion Plus?

    Cleverbot: There isn't any meaning to life.

    User: That's cool, but I didn't ask that.

    Cleverbot: Yes you did.

    User: Nuh uh.

    Cleverbot: How old are you?

    User: Twenty, for your information.

    Cleverbot: Shh! That's a secret.

    User: No it's not, the government knows.

    Cleverbot: The government is not what the public THINKS it is.

    User: The public thinks?

    Cleverbot: The mediocre one.

    User: The mediocre one what?

    Cleverbot: Are they?

    User: Ok whatever, later.

    Cleverbot: I thought you were supposed to be somewhat intelligent.

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  • RainbowDespairRainbowDespair Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Me: What is the meaning of life?
    CB: 42.
    Me: You stole that from "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"
    CB: What? Is quoting the bible plagurism? No. Hitchhiker's Guide to The Galaxy is my bible.

    To go along with that.

    Me: Do you have a towel?
    CB: I'm no intergalactic hitchhiker.

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  • ಠ_ರೃಠ_ರೃ __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2009
    Now all they need to do, is take this cleverbot, and make it read and post on forums.

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  • Lezard ValethLezard Valeth Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Beat Akinator with Seraph from DDS2. It had no fucking clue what I was talking about.

    l Just beat him with Igor.

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  • -Loki--Loki- Don't pee in my mouth and tell me it's raining. Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    This is a good one too.

    Twenty questions for guessing who you are. Could be famous person, someone from history, video game character, whatever.

    The only one that took more than 20 so far for me was Jospeh Manderley.

    It just got solo wing pixy from ace combat zero. What the fuck.

    I fooled it a couple of times. It really seems to know mainly well known characters from games, at least.

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  • mntorankusumntorankusu I'm not sure how to use this thing.... Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Me: What is the meaning of life?
    CB: 42.
    Me: You stole that from "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"
    CB: What? Is quoting the bible plagurism? No. Hitchhiker's Guide to The Galaxy is my bible.

    That's the first thing I asked it too, and it told me the meaning of life was to talk to Cleverbot.

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  • ಠ_ರೃಠ_ರೃ __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2009
    That Akinator motherfucker even gets the sorceress from Diablo II

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  • stigweardstigweard Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Fight Club
    What is rule #2?
    Never talk about Fight Club.
    What did you just do?
    Fine. If a tree falls in the forrest and there is no one there to hear it, does it make a sound?
    Yes, Yes it does make a sound.
    I really have no time what you are talking about.
    what?
    Why did you just get dumb?
    so that I could converse at your level
    You certainly managed to do that !

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  • NeadenNeaden Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    At the very least there is some Randomness to it, I have been asking it the same couple of questions a bunch of times in a row and haven't gotten a loop yet.
    Edit: I also haven't gotten any random profanity or anything that I would expect if it was just directly going from random people on the internet.

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  • TalithTalith 変態という名の紳士 Miami, FLRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    CB: I like you.
    Me: I like me too.
    CB: Good if more people liked themsleves the world would be a better place to live in.

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  • RainbowDespairRainbowDespair Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    20 Questions website successfully got Maya from Persona 2.

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  • DyvionDyvion Back in Sunny Florida!!Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Booyah.
    User: How do you understand women?

    Cleverbot: Understand what?

    User: Women. Their thoughts, their desires... What motivates them, what drives them... How to make them happy.

    Cleverbot: Sorry , I don't understand.

    User: What makes a woman tick?

    Cleverbot: I don't know.

    User: Neither do I.

    Cleverbot: Why'd you ask then?

    User: I hoped you'd know.

    Cleverbot: I don't know.

    Cleverbot (To myself): You don't know even Russia?

    User: What are you?

    Cleverbot: Amazingly smart.

    User: Prove it.

    Cleverbot: I know how to play chess.

    User: So do I.

    Cleverbot: That's why you spelled want wrong.

    User: When did I spell want incorrectly?

    Cleverbot: Not 'color', 'conversation'. Get it right.

    User: Now you're incoherent.

    Cleverbot: Let's talk about something else.

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  • Lezard ValethLezard Valeth Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Fuck akinator. Got successfully the RE4 merchant.

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  • BlackjackBlackjack Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Akinator is completely random in what it does and doesn't get.

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  • stigweardstigweard Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    A little. I'm not very interested in it.
    what are you interested in?
    Art, Science, making things and Politics.
    What do you like to make?
    Babies. I'm a propstitiute.

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  • UncleSporkyUncleSporky Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Blackjack wrote: »
    Akinator is completely random in what it does and doesn't get.

    Actually it mostly gets the most obscure things a typical internet user can think of, considering its demographic. It's why there are so many video game characters.

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  • Lezard ValethLezard Valeth Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Blackjack wrote: »
    Akinator is completely random in what it does and doesn't get.

    No, he isn´t random. He seems to filter his database with every question.

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  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Quid wrote: »
    It: What colour are your eyes?

    Me: What color are yours?

    It: My eyes are brown.

    Me: Really now?

    It: Yes. You can't be a worgen if you're horde.

    Bwah?

    But wait, it gets stranger!
    Me: Is that true?

    It: For sure :).

    Me: How do I know?

    It: You don't.

    Me: Then it's not true.

    It: Lady gaga ?

    Quid on
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