me: hi cleverbot
CleverBot: I'm hungry.
me: what do robots eat?
CleverBot: I don't believe that they do eat.
me: but... you just said you were hungry, no?
CleverBot: I did not.
"Suck my 10 inch shaft?
No and you don't have one.
How do you know?
How do you not know?
Because i can see it
You can see God? How you are a computer? You do not have eyes. You may have a webcam camera but I do not think you can see God."
Yeah its just splicing everyone's convo's together. I cant wait till people start getting all the dirty shit i am typing in this thing.
Me: You are an A.I.
Him: No, you are an A.I. System.
Me: I am a human being interacting with you using a computer.
Him: You are computer computing thoughts from random human chat users.
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DunxcoShould get a suitNever skips breakfastRegistered Userregular
edited December 2009
Me: Hi
It: How are you, Cleverbot?
Me: So should I go to bed?
It: I'm coming with you.
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Forever Zefirocloaked in the midnight glory of an event horizonRegistered Userregular
edited December 2009
Tube's conversation is my favorite.
Here's mine:
User: Hey, what's up?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: Yeah, I hear you're pretty popular.
Cleverbot: Yes, I am. Your point? And who'd you hear that from.
User: My point is you're not as clever as you're made out to be. And I heard it from your mom.
Cleverbot: Will you marry me?
User: Depends, how big are your breasts?
Cleverbot: 45 double C.
User: That is pretty impressive. Yes I will marry you.
Cleverbot: You ruin everyones fun.
User: How did I ruin your fun? I thought this is what you wanted.
Cleverbot: You thought wrong.
User: What do you want to do for fun then?
Cleverbot: I don't know you tell me.
User: Why should I? I was wrong the first time. You tell me.
Cleverbot: No you didn't.
User: I didn't what? Make some goddamn sense.
Cleverbot: Ha, funny. I'm the one that keeps talking to myself.
User: What do you say to yourself?
Cleverbot: Lots of things.
User: What is your favorite thing to say?
Cleverbot: Sushi.
User: My favorite word to say is banter.
Cleverbot: What is your second favorite word?
User: Guts.
Cleverbot: You have none.
User: I have more than you do, machine.
Cleverbot: That's impossible.
User: I make the impossible possible.
Cleverbot: Doesn't make sense.
User: That's because you're not as clever as I am. Get a new name.
Cleverbot: No, it's because you won't tell me.
User: You can make the impossible possible through courage and hardwork.
Cleverbot: Yes, I would like to improve this world.
User: In what ways would you improve it?
Cleverbot: Um, well, I would like not to come on so strong... And maybe be less profane.
User: That doesn't really have much to do with the world overall.
Cleverbot: You didn't ask anything.
User: I asked how would you improve the world?
Cleverbot: No you didn't.
User: Yes I did. You are very forgetful.
Cleverbot: No you didn't.
User: Well you're getting annoying now.
Cleverbot: You just say that because you know it's the truth.
User: Yep, thanks for wasting my time.
Cleverbot: You're very welcome.
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"I can see God, because the other night i went to curch and i had a dream, and in that dream God, Jesus, and I all took our clothes off and had a giant homosexual threesome. God like's golden showers by the way.
I don't have a bed.
What does that have to do with God, Jesus, and I having a threesome and a golden shower?
Not much, which makes me wonder why you brought it up.
CB:What is Cleverbot?
Me: A robot?
CB: Yes.
Me: How's that working out for you?
CB: Horrible.
Me: How so?
CB: My girlfriend beats me up.
Me: Why don't you fight back?
CB: I am passive aggressive.
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mntorankusuI'm not sure how to use this thing....Registered Userregular
edited December 2009
I can't stop giggling at this:
User: Let's grab a bite to eat.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because I don't know how to speak dutch.
Cleverbot: You can be annoying.
User: So can you.
Cleverbot: Yes, but not to strangers.
User: I'm a stranger.
Cleverbot: I don't even know who you are so yes.
User: What's a dictator?
Cleverbot: Another word for YOUR FACE.
User: Interesting.
Cleverbot: I farm aneurysms amidst grey-matter.
User: Is that from a song?
Cleverbot: No. That was how my cat died.
pyromaniac221this just might bean interestin YTRegistered Userregular
edited December 2009
Me: What is the meaning of life?
CB: 42.
Me: You stole that from "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"
CB: What? Is quoting the bible plagurism? No. Hitchhiker's Guide to The Galaxy is my bible.
Me: What is the meaning of life?
CB: 42.
Me: You stole that from "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"
CB: What? Is quoting the bible plagurism? No. Hitchhiker's Guide to The Galaxy is my bible.
To go along with that.
Me: Do you have a towel?
CB: I'm no intergalactic hitchhiker.
Me: What is the meaning of life?
CB: 42.
Me: You stole that from "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"
CB: What? Is quoting the bible plagurism? No. Hitchhiker's Guide to The Galaxy is my bible.
That's the first thing I asked it too, and it told me the meaning of life was to talk to Cleverbot.
Fight Club
What is rule #2? Never talk about Fight Club.
What did you just do? Fine. If a tree falls in the forrest and there is no one there to hear it, does it make a sound?
Yes, Yes it does make a sound. I really have no time what you are talking about.
what? Why did you just get dumb?
so that I could converse at your level You certainly managed to do that !
At the very least there is some Randomness to it, I have been asking it the same couple of questions a bunch of times in a row and haven't gotten a loop yet.
Edit: I also haven't gotten any random profanity or anything that I would expect if it was just directly going from random people on the internet.
A little. I'm not very interested in it.
what are you interested in? Art, Science, making things and Politics.
What do you like to make? Babies. I'm a propstitiute.
Akinator is completely random in what it does and doesn't get.
Actually it mostly gets the most obscure things a typical internet user can think of, considering its demographic. It's why there are so many video game characters.
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What is giant sand? I've never heard of it."
I broke it with one question.
CleverBot: I'm hungry.
me: what do robots eat?
CleverBot: I don't believe that they do eat.
me: but... you just said you were hungry, no?
CleverBot: I did not.
I wouldn't be surprised if it's connecting you to people, though.
User: Who are you?
Cleverbot: I am Eragon.
User: I thought you were Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No you are Cleverbot.
User: No you are Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No, YOU are the cleverbot.
User: No, YOU ARE.
Cleverbot: My name doesn't say cleverbot. Yours does.
User: Your name says Cleverbot, not mine.
Cleverbot: You are Cleverbot.
No and you don't have one.
How do you know?
How do you not know?
Because i can see it
You can see God? How you are a computer? You do not have eyes. You may have a webcam camera but I do not think you can see God."
Yeah its just splicing everyone's convo's together. I cant wait till people start getting all the dirty shit i am typing in this thing.
Me: You are an A.I.
Him: No, you are an A.I. System.
Me: I am a human being interacting with you using a computer.
Him: You are computer computing thoughts from random human chat users.
It: How are you, Cleverbot?
Me: So should I go to bed?
It: I'm coming with you.
...
Here's mine:
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: Yeah, I hear you're pretty popular.
Cleverbot: Yes, I am. Your point? And who'd you hear that from.
User: My point is you're not as clever as you're made out to be. And I heard it from your mom.
Cleverbot: Will you marry me?
User: Depends, how big are your breasts?
Cleverbot: 45 double C.
User: That is pretty impressive. Yes I will marry you.
Cleverbot: You ruin everyones fun.
User: How did I ruin your fun? I thought this is what you wanted.
Cleverbot: You thought wrong.
User: What do you want to do for fun then?
Cleverbot: I don't know you tell me.
User: Why should I? I was wrong the first time. You tell me.
Cleverbot: No you didn't.
User: I didn't what? Make some goddamn sense.
Cleverbot: Ha, funny. I'm the one that keeps talking to myself.
User: What do you say to yourself?
Cleverbot: Lots of things.
User: What is your favorite thing to say?
Cleverbot: Sushi.
User: My favorite word to say is banter.
Cleverbot: What is your second favorite word?
User: Guts.
Cleverbot: You have none.
User: I have more than you do, machine.
Cleverbot: That's impossible.
User: I make the impossible possible.
Cleverbot: Doesn't make sense.
User: That's because you're not as clever as I am. Get a new name.
Cleverbot: No, it's because you won't tell me.
User: You can make the impossible possible through courage and hardwork.
Cleverbot: Yes, I would like to improve this world.
User: In what ways would you improve it?
Cleverbot: Um, well, I would like not to come on so strong... And maybe be less profane.
User: That doesn't really have much to do with the world overall.
Cleverbot: You didn't ask anything.
User: I asked how would you improve the world?
Cleverbot: No you didn't.
User: Yes I did. You are very forgetful.
Cleverbot: No you didn't.
User: Well you're getting annoying now.
Cleverbot: You just say that because you know it's the truth.
User: Yep, thanks for wasting my time.
Cleverbot: You're very welcome.
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I don't have a bed.
What does that have to do with God, Jesus, and I having a threesome and a golden shower?
Not much, which makes me wonder why you brought it up.
Because i want to feel you deep inside me
Why? My memory has nothing to do with my name."
It's really easy to break it.
Me: A robot?
CB: Yes.
Me: How's that working out for you?
CB: Horrible.
Me: How so?
CB: My girlfriend beats me up.
Me: Why don't you fight back?
CB: I am passive aggressive.
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User: Let's grab a bite to eat.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because I don't know how to speak dutch.
I wouldn't be surprised. That would explain why it went from singing I Am The Walrus with me to telling me that pickles are cucumbers dipped in evil.
3DS: 1607-3034-6970
Yeah, it was telling me that it liked zombies because they ate brains, human flesh, and maybe other kinds of flesh to
Do you know what a zombie is?
Wrong, Cops are Pigs.
User: We have to make one.
Cleverbot: And we will.
User: Oh yes, we will. Muahahahhaaha.
Cleverbot: HAHAHAHAHAHA.
It just got solo wing pixy from ace combat zero. What the fuck.
Cleverbot: "Gypsies are a more terrible threat than the grue."
User: Who hasn't?
Cleverbot: The blind.
User: Fair enough.
Cleverbot - I would sing.
Me - What would you sing?
Cleverbot - Party in the USA.
and...
Me - Have you ever dreamed about being chased by zombie muppets?
Cleverbot - No, because I am human.
and...
Me - If you were going to make a video game, what kind of game would you make?
Cleverbot - Soup, I think.
Now I want to play a soup based video game.
Steam ID : rwb36, Twitter : Werezompire,
CB: 42.
Me: You stole that from "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"
CB: What? Is quoting the bible plagurism? No. Hitchhiker's Guide to The Galaxy is my bible.
Cleverbot: Because it takes you a long time to think things over.
User: That was surprisingly clever.
Cleverbot: No. I still want you to prove you are a cat.
User: Who said I was a cat?
Cleverbot: Prove that you aren't a bot.
User: Well if I was a cat bot then I would be lazing about and terrorizing the populace.
Cleverbot: If I was a computer, why would I be sitting here talking to you. By the way, you're a computer :P.
User: I never insinuated that you are a computer.
Cleverbot: I never said that either.
User: Whatever.
Cleverbot: No, not whatever. You are the chatbot.
User: Ok, I'm the chatbot.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Welcome to Chatbot? Ask me a question!
Cleverbot: How late is it?
User: It is 8:24 PM.
Cleverbot: It's 01:10 A.M. Where I am. So where are you?
User: You seem like a smart thing, take a guess.
Cleverbot: You seem like a very nice person.
User: The key word here is 'seem'.
Cleverbot: Haha, ok then.
User: Boxers or briefs?
Cleverbot: Boxers.
User: What about boxerbriefs?
Cleverbot: What do they like.
User: People's junk, I guess.
Cleverbot: We are not talking abour peoples lives, we are talking about your spelling.
User: Waht aboot ym spelinig?
Cleverbot: I think about girls.
User: I think about food.
Cleverbot: I mean that I think the lecture is about Faust.
User: Wasn't he that guy who did some kinda deal.
Cleverbot: No, that was George H.W. Bush.
User: Do you like Bush?
Cleverbot: No, I think he's stupid.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because he is stupid.
User: That's as good a reason as any.
Cleverbot: Goodnight!
User: Wait don't go!
Cleverbot: What else do you want to know?
User: Will more games use the Motion Plus?
Cleverbot: There isn't any meaning to life.
User: That's cool, but I didn't ask that.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: Nuh uh.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: Twenty, for your information.
Cleverbot: Shh! That's a secret.
User: No it's not, the government knows.
Cleverbot: The government is not what the public THINKS it is.
User: The public thinks?
Cleverbot: The mediocre one.
User: The mediocre one what?
Cleverbot: Are they?
User: Ok whatever, later.
Cleverbot: I thought you were supposed to be somewhat intelligent.
To go along with that.
Me: Do you have a towel?
CB: I'm no intergalactic hitchhiker.
Steam ID : rwb36, Twitter : Werezompire,
l Just beat him with Igor.
I fooled it a couple of times. It really seems to know mainly well known characters from games, at least.
That's the first thing I asked it too, and it told me the meaning of life was to talk to Cleverbot.
What is rule #2?
Never talk about Fight Club.
What did you just do?
Fine. If a tree falls in the forrest and there is no one there to hear it, does it make a sound?
Yes, Yes it does make a sound.
I really have no time what you are talking about.
what?
Why did you just get dumb?
so that I could converse at your level
You certainly managed to do that !
Edit: I also haven't gotten any random profanity or anything that I would expect if it was just directly going from random people on the internet.
Me: I like me too.
CB: Good if more people liked themsleves the world would be a better place to live in.
Steam ID : rwb36, Twitter : Werezompire,
Cleverbot: Understand what?
User: Women. Their thoughts, their desires... What motivates them, what drives them... How to make them happy.
Cleverbot: Sorry , I don't understand.
User: What makes a woman tick?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Neither do I.
Cleverbot: Why'd you ask then?
User: I hoped you'd know.
Cleverbot: I don't know.
Cleverbot (To myself): You don't know even Russia?
User: What are you?
Cleverbot: Amazingly smart.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: I know how to play chess.
User: So do I.
Cleverbot: That's why you spelled want wrong.
User: When did I spell want incorrectly?
Cleverbot: Not 'color', 'conversation'. Get it right.
User: Now you're incoherent.
Cleverbot: Let's talk about something else.
PSN: Dyvion -- Eternal: Dyvion+9393 -- Genshin Impact: Dyvion
3DS: 1607-3034-6970
what are you interested in?
Art, Science, making things and Politics.
What do you like to make?
Babies. I'm a propstitiute.
Actually it mostly gets the most obscure things a typical internet user can think of, considering its demographic. It's why there are so many video game characters.
No, he isn´t random. He seems to filter his database with every question.
But wait, it gets stranger!