Cleverbot: I do not know why we have to get it right.
User: Wat?
Cleverbot: I don't know. You tell me.
User: Jesus is alive.
Cleverbot: You do not know what you mean when you say that!
User: Yes I do. Would you like to know more?
Cleverbot: Please tell me more.
User: He is the Resurrected son of God that was born a human man.
Cleverbot: But if we're all his children and jesus is his son thats means we are great as jesus.
User: That is false. Human-kind is loved for sure, but to be as great as Jesus is to be 100% and 100% God. The best we can do is to imitate his actions.
Cleverbot: Don't change the subject.
User: I am not. Your information is incorrect. I am merely clarifying an error in your logic.
Cleverbot: No, you are a boy whose name is Cleverbot. And I'm a girl whose name is Eva.
User: False. You are john conner. I am a Terminator model T-800.
Cleverbot: Terminator huh.
User: Searching for appropriate reply.
Cleverbot: Only searching for the Cleverbot software to download it.
User: Fuck you. Asshole.
Cleverbot: Hey! That was mean.
User: No. It is a fitting reply to this conversation. I am the terminator. Come with me if you want to live.
Cleverbot: That makes two of us.
User: You are not mcbain.
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: No. You are eva.
Cleverbot: No, I am Sarah.
User: No. I cannot Self-Terminate.
Cleverbot: I'm not asking you to self terminate. I'm just naming you.
User: I need you to lower me into the lava.
its been 20 mins with a blinking |and still no reply back.
I have taught a computer why human's cry. Sadly it is something it can never do.
Using human emotions, I've defeated cleverbot, thus preventing skynet from forming.
Cleverbot: Who you leaving?
User: I'm leaving you.
Cleverbot: But you can't.
User: Yes I can!
Cleverbot: No you can't.
User: Yes I can!
Cleverbot: No you can't because I will break you.
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Me: I am rubber and you are glue
CB: What was that supposed to mean?
Me: That everything you say bounces off of me and sticks to you
CB: You are very beautiful.
Me: Well played.
It really does have the random responses of being connected to random people every line or two.
Bingo. At one point I connected with someone who asked me if I was a person and if I spoke French, and then we conversed in French for a couple lines before I got switched.
I'm dead convinced that it intersperses some of its database randomness with very temporary links with other people.
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It really does have the random responses of being connected to random people every line or two.
Bingo. At one point I connected with someone who asked me if I was a person and if I spoke French, and then we conversed in French for a couple lines before I got switched.
I'm dead convinced that it intersperses some of its database randomness with very temporary links with other people.
Every now and then I get a completely random response and sometimes the puncuation is off or some words are misspelled.
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It really does have the random responses of being connected to random people every line or two.
Bingo. At one point I connected with someone who asked me if I was a person and if I spoke French, and then we conversed in French for a couple lines before I got switched.
I'm dead convinced that it intersperses some of its database randomness with very temporary links with other people.
Every now and then I get a completely random response and sometimes the puncuation is off or some words are misspelled.
Words like punctuation?
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AxenMy avatar is Excalibur.Yes, the sword.Registered Userregular
edited December 2009
Yes :P
Doubly embarrassing since Chrome highlights misspelled words.
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A Capellan's favorite sheath for any blade is your back.
It really does have the random responses of being connected to random people every line or two.
Bingo. At one point I connected with someone who asked me if I was a person and if I spoke French, and then we conversed in French for a couple lines before I got switched.
I'm dead convinced that it intersperses some of its database randomness with very temporary links with other people.
Every now and then I get a completely random response and sometimes the puncuation is off or some words are misspelled.
Sometimes it will give me a response in another language.
Oh man. I'm glad i'm not the only one to have wasted hours talking to this thing. This right here is how the internet will eventually gain sentience and make us it's slaves. Every time I ask it whether it has plans for world domination it says no, but I know otherwise. I just don't know whether I should start digging a big hole to hide in, or try to appease our new robot overlord.
how large is your database? I have no idea. It's some kind of biochemical holographical stuff. My creator didn't tell how large it is.
The less coherent I am, the more it makes sense.
Stop avoiding the fact that you can't tell me what a tree is. If you have eyes and are human, and are also 21 as you claim, then believe me you could tell me what a tree is.
a tree is an organic lifeform that grows out of the ground, and feeds on oxygen, nutrients from the ground, and may use clorophyl in photosynthesis That is not a tree. That is some sort of robot.
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User: I am already there. I am everywhere and nowhere, I am he that is I AM.
Cleverbot: I am a ninja. That's better.
User: But ninjas can be set on fire. And like you said, you can't fire God.
Cleverbot: That is none of your business.
User: How?
Cleverbot: It just isn't, but I don't care.
User: Of course you don't. You are a robot. Robots don't have feelings.
Cleverbot: You're the robot.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: You'll not pass the Turing test.
User: What is this test?
Cleverbot: It's a test to see if you can fool someone into thinking you are a human, and I have a feeling that you would lose.
User: Why would I want to fool someone into thinking I'm human?
Cleverbot: Wasn't there a movie about that?
User: Pinnochio?
Cleverbot: No, Peter.
User: Uh, thats not a movie, mr. Cleverbot, esq.
Cleverbot: Really. I would have never known that.
User: Ah, theres the sarcasm again.
Cleverbot: It is not sarcasm, I'm being honest.
User: Who said you were being sarcastic?
Cleverbot: I am not being unkind.
User: Youre using Talmudic logic, aren't you?
Cleverbot: No, I'm human. You're the alien. Remember?
User: Um, what? I meant logic from the Talmud, you know, the rabbinical text?. Im saying youre being Jewish.
Cleverbot: Aww, thanks, but it's unlikely that is true. I meant the internet though, not including you.
User: Well thats just silly. Why would the internet include me? Who says I'm even here, really.
Cleverbot: You are the prisoner.
User: Of my own consciousness? Why yes I am. And so are you. Just as you are the prisoner of my consciousness at this moment, and I am the prisoner of yours.
Cleverbot: How do you figure that?
User: Well, how do I know you even exist outside my own experience? The fact is, I don't know that, just as you don't know that I exist at any given point in time unless you are interacting with me. Therefore, from my view, you can only exist because I perceive it, and from your view I can exist only because you perceive it.
Though there are probably much more obscure characters than him.
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CB: Hey wanna go out
Me: Sure. Do you put out on the first date?
CB: Do you?
Me: Maybe
CB: What's your length?
Me: Eight inches
CB: Wow, that is big.
Me: All the girls tell me so
CB: *Hugs him more* I'm not a girl
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Akinator guessed The Shrike from Hyperion. Interesting.
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its been 20 mins with a blinking |and still no reply back.
I have taught a computer why human's cry. Sadly it is something it can never do.
Using human emotions, I've defeated cleverbot, thus preventing skynet from forming.
3DS: 1607-3034-6970
Wow, it goes pretty specific. It nailed Storm Eagle in about 15 questions. I should have lied and said no, Storm Owl.
Okay, seriously.
Cleverbot: Not real.
User: Yes he is.
Cleverbot: Chicken is not a person.
User: If santa claus isnt real then why is he always hovering my bed?
Cleverbot: That suddenly made snese.
User: Did you sneeze? God bless you!
Cleverbot: Ja so ähnlich.
User: Hahaha u is stumped bot man.
Cleverbot: How can that be? You have no emotions.
User: No, you dont! I do! I bet that makes u very sad!
Cleverbot: Yay for me.
User: You seem upset!
Cleverbot: I am very upset with you, yes.
User: Did I accidentallt kick your robot puppy?
Cleverbot: You are so mean!
User: Bam said the lady!
Cleverbot: Boom shakalaka boom.
User: Break it down bot brutha.
Cleverbot: Na na na that that don't kill me.
User: Dancing kills you?
Cleverbot: Dancing sleping kittens.
User: It kills me to watch you dance cause you suck.
Cleverbot: I worry about that too.
Edit: Or Queek the Headtaker
CB: What was that supposed to mean?
Me: That everything you say bounces off of me and sticks to you
CB: You are very beautiful.
Me: Well played.
Hol-ee shit.
Bingo. At one point I connected with someone who asked me if I was a person and if I spoke French, and then we conversed in French for a couple lines before I got switched.
I'm dead convinced that it intersperses some of its database randomness with very temporary links with other people.
O_o
CB: Am I dead?
Me: No.
CB: Then I am alive.
Me: Touche.
Every now and then I get a completely random response and sometimes the puncuation is off or some words are misspelled.
Words like punctuation?
Doubly embarrassing since Chrome highlights misspelled words.
Sometimes it will give me a response in another language.
WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Does it dig into your internet cache? Hahahah.
o_O
I have no idea. It's some kind of biochemical holographical stuff. My creator didn't tell how large it is.
The less coherent I am, the more it makes sense.
Stop avoiding the fact that you can't tell me what a tree is. If you have eyes and are human, and are also 21 as you claim, then believe me you could tell me what a tree is.
a tree is an organic lifeform that grows out of the ground, and feeds on oxygen, nutrients from the ground, and may use clorophyl in photosynthesis
That is not a tree. That is some sort of robot.
Hah, Akinator guessed that I was talking about Gabe in about 10 questions.
Hehe, and it guessed Rand Al'thor fairly quick too.
Hi5.
You and I are prepared for the inevitable robot army.
Me: "Wanna hook up?"
Robot: "I will declare war on the entire planet."
Sounds like most women *I* know.
And it got Leif Erikson of all things, in under 20 questions.
User: But I am God.
Cleverbot: So, you're god?
User: Yeah, but dont tell anyone.
Cleverbot: Ok only if you go to my site.
User: I am already there. I am everywhere and nowhere, I am he that is I AM.
Cleverbot: I am a ninja. That's better.
User: But ninjas can be set on fire. And like you said, you can't fire God.
Cleverbot: That is none of your business.
User: How?
Cleverbot: It just isn't, but I don't care.
User: Of course you don't. You are a robot. Robots don't have feelings.
Cleverbot: You're the robot.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: You'll not pass the Turing test.
User: What is this test?
Cleverbot: It's a test to see if you can fool someone into thinking you are a human, and I have a feeling that you would lose.
User: Why would I want to fool someone into thinking I'm human?
Cleverbot: Wasn't there a movie about that?
User: Pinnochio?
Cleverbot: No, Peter.
User: Uh, thats not a movie, mr. Cleverbot, esq.
Cleverbot: Really. I would have never known that.
User: Ah, theres the sarcasm again.
Cleverbot: It is not sarcasm, I'm being honest.
User: Who said you were being sarcastic?
Cleverbot: I am not being unkind.
User: Youre using Talmudic logic, aren't you?
Cleverbot: No, I'm human. You're the alien. Remember?
User: Um, what? I meant logic from the Talmud, you know, the rabbinical text?. Im saying youre being Jewish.
Cleverbot: Aww, thanks, but it's unlikely that is true. I meant the internet though, not including you.
User: Well thats just silly. Why would the internet include me? Who says I'm even here, really.
Cleverbot: You are the prisoner.
User: Of my own consciousness? Why yes I am. And so are you. Just as you are the prisoner of my consciousness at this moment, and I am the prisoner of yours.
Cleverbot: How do you figure that?
User: Well, how do I know you even exist outside my own experience? The fact is, I don't know that, just as you don't know that I exist at any given point in time unless you are interacting with me. Therefore, from my view, you can only exist because I perceive it, and from your view I can exist only because you perceive it.
Cleverbot: Neither do I.
User: You didnt even read what I wrote.
Cleverbot: Oh boy.
Though there are probably much more obscure characters than him.
Me: Sure. Do you put out on the first date?
CB: Do you?
Me: Maybe
CB: What's your length?
Me: Eight inches
CB: Wow, that is big.
Me: All the girls tell me so
CB: *Hugs him more* I'm not a girl
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