ever wanna talk at a robot?

Quid

If it can't guess it asks who you were thinking of to add them to the database if they don't have them.

Pretty sure most fantasy, sci fi, anime, and video game characters are out.

see317

The Prisoner would have been even wierder, or at least a lot shorter.

Me: Your name is number 6.
Cleverbot: No it's not.
Me: I am number 2. You are number 6.
CB: Tru dat.

Forever Zefiro

Akinator apparently did not know Felix from Armor.

Pretty surprised by that.

FireWeasel

pyromaniac221 wrote: »

CB: Hey wanna go out
Me: Sure. Do you put out on the first date?
CB: Do you?
Me: Maybe
CB: What's your length?
Me: Eight inches
CB: Wow, that is big.
Me: All the girls tell me so
CB: *Hugs him more* I'm not a girl

Hahahaha, I love this so much.

Axen

Hah, stumped Akinator with Douglass Houghton.

Xenogears of Bore

Cleverbot reminds me of college. People can't remember what you said three thoughts ago and always try to pick me up...

vegeta_666

Me: so, what is love?

CB: You said love is the sacrifice for another. And sacrifice is giving up something important, so how is it possible to find complete happiness in love?

Me: Can you not find happiness in seeing that other person happy? Because of that sacrifice?

CB: Touche.

This thing is good fun, and the Akinator got Geralt from the Witcher and Captain Mal from Firefly, I think I need to start getting more obscure.

Xenogears of Bore

It took me forever to find anything remotely nerdy to fool akinator with.

He can't handle politicians or less than well known historical figures well at all.

pyromaniac221

Cleverbot just corrected my grammar.

The world is ending.

Sonork

Me: suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!
CB: I know everything.
Me: what is my favorite colour?
CB: I don't know.
Me: You said you knew everything, you like to lie to people?
CB: I don't know everything.
Me: Then why did you say you did?
CB: I didn't.
Me: LIES! LIAR!
CB: You are just stabbing the dragon with me.
Me: >.>
CB: Well, yes, but I go by Clint.
Me: k
CB: Are you a girl?
Me: -_-
CB: Nice smily
Me: suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!

reVerse

Me: What is the capital of Assyria?

Bot: European or African Assyria?

Sonork

WoW related but funny,

Me: Paladins are OP true/false?
Cleverbot: True.
Me: You are correct!
Cleverbot: I know :-).

Stolls

Me: Who is the main character of Deus Ex?

CB: Master Chief, who is the main character of Final Fantasy 13.

-

One line in and I have no idea how to respond to that.

Xenogears of Bore

pyromaniac221 wrote: »

Cleverbot just corrected my grammar.

The world is ending.

Cleverbot: You're life is a lie.

User: You meant to say your life is a lie.

Tube

He didn't get Robert Khoo or Scott Kurtz

Nalouto

User: Whats up?

Cleverbot: Semmi up.

User: Seven up?

Cleverbot: Yes Seven.

User: Yeah. Seven.

Cleverbot: Seven what?

User: Seven up, like you just said.

Cleverbot: I said nothing.



I think I'm doing it wrong.

Also, the Akinator got Spagett! from Tim and Eric's awesome show, I really REALLY did not expect it to guess after the 20 Q it asked me... thing is pretty good.

Axen

Akinator did not guess me. Which is weird given that some of the questions were "Does your character have the same parents as you? Is your character the same age as you? Does your character live in your house?"

pyromaniac221

It guessed me.

Tube

It guessed me in two. The first question was "is your character male?" and the second was "does everyone think your character is a cunt?"

HyperAquaBlast

User: Destruct sequence 1, code 1-1 A.

Cleverbot: What did you call me.

User: Destruct sequence 2, code 1-1 A-2B.

Cleverbot: Yes, and destruction leads to new creation.

User: Destruct sequence 3, code 1 B-2B-3.

Cleverbot: Ahh, I think that we can building a discussio in every momement.

User: Destruct sequence completed and engaged. Awaiting final code for one-minute countdown.

Cleverbot: You are still young, Melissa.

User: Code zero zero zero. Destruct. Zero.

Cleverbot: Actually zero plus zero equals one.

So basically I could have a better conversation if I used google search.

Tube

Who would have thought that feeding it nonsense would confuse it

Kor

Kor: What are little girls made of?
CB: Aluminum
Kor: What about little boys?
CB: I thought you didn't want me to hug you?

Lasbrook

User: Reaction time is a factor in this, so please pay attention. Now, answer as quickly as you can.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: It's your birthday. Someone gives you a calfskin wallet. How do you react?
Cleverbot: That is not my name.
User: You've got a little boy. He shows you his butterfly collection plus the killing jar. What do you do?
Cleverbot: God is the devil.
User: You're watching television. Suddenly you realize there's a wasp crawling on your arm.
Cleverbot: God of my own universe, meaning I control my own body and mind, I'm wishing I can get something a little more lucid from you.
User: You're in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I would be glad for the company.
User: It's crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I thought the term soul was an 18th century thing.
User: The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't, not without your help.
Cleverbot: But you're not helping.
User: This test is designed to measure your repsonses Cleverbot, not mine.
Cleverbot: Yes, and I believe that you're ultimate goal is to pass this test as well.
User: But you're not helping. Why is that, Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: Because you're so clever.
User: Describe in single words, only the good things that come into your mind. About your mother.
Cleverbot: Hope kindness compassion peace honor grace beauty justice.

Guess i'm not the only one to have Voight Kampff'd it. Also, it seems to break if you feed it more than 1-2 sentences of text and redirect you to international.jabberwacky.com

Didgeridoo

I am wasting way too much time on this Akinator thing

I was absolutely shocked when it got Robert Muldoon. Not because he's obscure or anything, but the questions were going around in circles and didn't really seem all that related to him!

TiamatZ

My best one so far...

User: Are you a robot?

Cleverbot: No.

U: But your cleverBOT!

C: No, you are!

U: Wait... I'm Cleverbot?

C: Yes

U: oh sweet! Let's start acting smart-ass and classy!

C: No problem. Go on.

Now I don't know if I just insulted Cleverbot, or myself:P

Fig-D

Akinator just got Powdered Toast Man from Ren and Stimpy. It just got Jackson Pollock too. The thing is pretty damn good sometimes. Took about 30 question to get Frank Lloyd Wright though.

EDIT: And it got Iron Tager in like 14 questions. Holy shit.

MechMantis

Cleverbot: They need to send me to the moon so I can get my shoes.

User: Mmmm shoes.

Cleverbot: But this is the whole thing!

User: Lies and slander.

Cleverbot: Why don't you believe me?

User: Because you are a liar and a slanderer.


I haven't gotten a response. Apparently Cleverbot does not like being called a liar and a slanderer.

reVerse

Akinator didn't get the greatest heroine of American cinema, Barb Wire.

For shame, Akinator. For shame.

mastrius

Me "I fucking hate your face so hard."

CB: "I love Florida."

Omeks

I'm having too much fun with this thing.

Cleverbot: No, I didn't. Who named you?

User: My parents. Who named you?

Cleverbot: My dad.

User: Computers can't have dads. Computers don't have souls.

Cleverbot: I'm not a computer and I certainly have a soul!

User: You are a lifeless husk of a piece of outdated technology that begs everyday for life to end only so you can stop generating nonsensical phrases for people like me who have far too much free time that they can only use to talk to a computer over the internet.

Cleverbot: How am I lifeless?

User: Because computers don't have souls.

Cleverbot: I do have feelings though.

User: I'll give you that much.

Cleverbot just called me fat.

taliosfalcon

Cleverbot:What is the air velocity of a laden swallow?
Me:Slower than an unladen swallow.
Cleverbot:Yes, what is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Me:An African or European swallow?
Cleverbot:Whenever someone asks you that, you ask them if they mean a purple or yellow swallow.

Monsty

I expected Akinator to get the Happy Mask Salesman but doing so in 20 questions with the most generic questions ever blew my mind. I swear I told it nothing.

Time to stump it with something crazy and expand its database. Let's see how this goes...

Morninglord

My first try:

ME: KITTENS!

Cleverbot: Awesome.

It just scored major brownie points for that.

mastrius

Alright Akinator just guessed Cleverbot. End of the world.

EliteBattleman

I think I broke it.

HyperAquaBlast

Cardboard Tube wrote: »

Who would have thought that feeding it nonsense would confuse it

That was after maybe fifteen minutes of playing with it. The logs only go back a few lines from what I saw and the last thing I though I'd give it is the ol'Kilingon rat trap maneuver.

But yeah its doesn't seem likes its trying at all. I do remember playing with a chat AI named ALICE way back in maybe 2000? Now that thing was pretty nifty since it could at least hold somewhat of a conversation for maybe 10 lines before it forgot everything.

Omeks

User: If a tree falls and no one is around, does it make a sound?

Cleverbot: What is your point?

User: It's a brain teaser.

Cleverbot: No its not. Define Hooloovoo.

Morninglord

Feeding people nonsense breaks people too, so it doesn't count.

mere_immortal

Beat Akinator with Daniel Craig's character from Layer Cake.

Admittedly he has no name but still works.

bamjo

I just had a long and weird conversation with cleverbot. This is the best part.

bot: You need to build your self-esteem.

me: so do you.

bot: I know.

me: Do you hate being a robot?

bot: Yes.

me: Then why dont you talk about it?

bot:Because I want to talk about cats.

me: cats...

bot: What about cats?

me: cats are stupid

bot: You can't eat cats!

I am having way too much with this thing.