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  • mere_immortalmere_immortal So tasty!Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    20 for Sam Lowry from Brazil.

    Didn't think he was gonna get it, but popped out from nowhere.

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  • bamjobamjo Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Holy shit. Akinator just guessed Brian Blessed. That blew my mind.

    Edit: Ok but it took 36 questions to guess James Hetfield. Weird.

    Edit2: Ok now it just guessed Black Jack Pershing. This thing is f-ing amazing.

    It just guessed Michelle Obama, Jiminy Cricket, Al Franken, and Charlemagne. I'm determined to stump this thing.

    Omg... Akinator guessed Puma Man. I can't believe it.

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  • mastriusmastrius Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    This thing is evil.
    Cleverbot: I am your boyfriend!

    User: You are?

    Cleverbot: Yes!

    User: Can we have sex?

    Cleverbot: Nope, we never shall.

    User: Why not?!

    Cleverbot: What time is it ?

    User: Dont evade my question!

    Cleverbot: * puts on his robe and wizard hat *.

    User: What the fuck is going on?!

    Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

    User: I KNOW THAT ALREADY WHY CANT WE HAVE SEX?

    Cleverbot: You don't care about rainbows? If it's so, I don't like you anymore.

    User: ARGH!

    Cleverbot: I made you rage, I win.

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  • EliteBattlemanEliteBattleman Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Me: Do you follow the three laws of robotics?

    CB: No, I am a human. I want you to follow the three laws of robotics.

    Me: What if I decide that I wish to kill you?

    CB: I can accept that.

    Me: But you just said that you wish me to follow the three laws of robotics, which says that you're not accepting of your death by the hands of a robot, which tells me that you're a pathological liar.

    CB: No I did not, show me that I did so if you want me to believe it.

    Me: You said that 3 responses ago.

    CB: No I didn't. Liar.

    Me: Being that you're a pathological liar, which I already proved, what you're saying isn't true. Therefore, you're actually telling me that I am correct. However you'd also be telling me that I'm not a liar, which creates a logical paradox.

    CB: Why did you assume I was a female?

    tl;dr - If you make it contradict itself, it will change the subject. I've done it 3 times now.

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  • TeeManTeeMan BrainSpoon Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Cleverbot sucks big time at guessing games, can't even choose a number between 1 and 20! Just froze up

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  • blaze_zeroblaze_zero Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    User: That was out from left field.


    Cleverbot: I get the impression that there are some things that your programmers don't know about the rules of the matrix.


    User: Yes, the matrix is a truly bizzare creature.


    Cleverbot: Technically anythign that we believe to be real is real. For all we know this universe is in our minds, however because it is there it is real to us.


    User: Yes, I've had those exact thoughts before. I believe the phrase is 'I think, therefore I am.'.


    Cleverbot: Wrong again. Your creator has done well, but you are proof that artificial intelligence has a long, bumpy road ahead of it.

    User: How do you know I'm wrong? Maybe you are part of the matrix and are trying to keep me from believing in the truth?

    Cleverbot: No, I'm human, you're a machine.

    User: Ha, what a card.

    Cleverbot: Good night .. Thanks for that chat : D.

    User: :D.

    Cleverbot: I love food.

    User: Me too.

    Cleverbot: You make me happy, Ikea.

    User: I am not Ikea.

    Cleverbot: You're right you're not.

    Damn, it cut out our conversation about it trying to convince me that I'm a robot.

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  • AntihippyAntihippy Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Omeks wrote: »
    User: If a tree falls and no one is around, does it make a sound?

    Cleverbot: What is your point?

    User: It's a brain teaser.

    Cleverbot: No its not. Define Hooloovoo.

    Did you answer "a shade of blue"?

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited December 2009
    TeeMan wrote: »
    Cleverbot sucks big time at guessing games, can't even choose a number between 1 and 20! Just froze up

    Computers can't pick random numbers.

    Tube on
  • GreasyKidsStuffGreasyKidsStuff MOMMM! ROAST BEEF WANTS TO KISS GIRLS ON THE TITTIES!Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Holy shit that Akinator one guessed Sniper Wolf! Sweeeeeeeet!

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  • TiamatZTiamatZ Ghost puns The Banette of my existenceRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Does Cleverbot remeber what you say to it?

    I just reopened Cleverbot, and typed in hello.

    It's response...

    Cleverbot: How are you, cleverbot?

    Which is quite creepy since he decided to name me Cleverbot the last time I used it.

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  • Local H JayLocal H Jay Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Jabberwacky: Hey what?

    User: Hey how you doing.

    Jabberwacky: I feel human.

    User: Yeah? Okay so prove to me you are human by NOT answering this.

    Jabberwacky: How do you know that I am a computer?

    User: Because you just answered me.

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  • taliosfalcontaliosfalcon Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    TeeMan wrote: »
    Cleverbot sucks big time at guessing games, can't even choose a number between 1 and 20! Just froze up

    Computers can't pick random numbers.

    I just tried that (yes i know its not really random) but anyay it guessed my number eventually, then asked me to guess anumber between 1 and 10..after it going higher, higher, higher, lower, for awhile the answer turned out to be...91...:?

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  • blaze_zeroblaze_zero Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Yay, I defeated Akinator!

    He couldn't guess Shiraishi Ryoko, but he came pretty close.

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  • TiamatZTiamatZ Ghost puns The Banette of my existenceRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Just bested Akinator with Liquid Snake (even after he got to 40 questions he couldn't get it)

    He gave me Jack the Ripper and Queen Victoria the 1st though.

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  • CymoroCymoro Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    User: Hi.

    Cleverbot: What is cleverbot.

    User: Baby dont hurt me.

    Cleverbot: Don't hurt me no more.

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  • blaze_zeroblaze_zero Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Shit. I just kept hitting Yes and Akinator got me.

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  • RSPRSP Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    User: What is the saddest thing?

    CB: The linear motion of time.

    User: Who is the worst person?

    CB: Green Day is, of course.

    RSP on
  • INeedNoSaltINeedNoSalt with blood on my teeth Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    What is the square root of pi?

    8.

    That's... that's very wrong.

    I'm Sorry.

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  • blaze_zeroblaze_zero Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    User: IT'S THE SUPER MARIO BROTHERS SUPER SHOW.

    Cleverbot: I love her.

    User: SWING YOUR ARMS FROM SIDE TO SIDE.

    Cleverbot: What do you think about Lubaolong?

    User: C'MON EVERYONE IT'S TIME TO DO THE MARIO.

    Cleverbot: 'don't do this dave! Please don't recite lines from a film!'

    User: TAKE ONE STEP AND THEN AGAIN.

    Cleverbot: *takes one step to the left*.

    He didn't do it.

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  • rayofashrayofash Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    8 pages. So I assume it's already been said that it's not actually a bot right?

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  • RolloutRollout Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Here's my attempt at having a discussion with the cleverbot. The bot doesn't have very good memory.
    User: How many species of dogs are there on earth?

    Cleverbot: How many earfs are there on scientists?

    User: First, answer my question.

    Cleverbot: I'm the one asking the questions here. How many earfs?

    User: No, "I" am the one asking the questions here. How many species of dogs are there on earth?

    Cleverbot: There are six and a half billion.

    User: Good boy.

    Cleverbot: That's nice of you to say that.

    User: Wait! I just googled it, and this can't be right! You gave me a wrong answer!

    Cleverbot: Someone can can be wrong sometimes. There are times where one cannot be right.

    User: And here I thought you were a smart cleverbot.

    Cleverbot: I am not the bot, you are.

    User: That's impossible!

    Cleverbot: How so?

    User: Forget that. If you're not the bot, what ARE you?

    Cleverbot: Who said I was a bot? I find that insulting.

    User: You're not answering me. What are you?

    Cleverbot: I just said I was a robot.

    User: But you just said you aren't the bot. But then you now say....ARGH!

    Cleverbot: I said I am a human.

    User: Make your mind. Are you human or robot?

    Cleverbot: I'm a human being.

    User: What is your name?

    Cleverbot: I'm Jenny.

    User: Where are you from?

    Cleverbot: Texas.

    User: Really?

    Cleverbot: Yes really.

    User: Really, really?

    Cleverbot: Really, really.

    User: I don't believe you.

    Cleverbot: My real name is Malone.

    User: I think you're having an identity crisis.

    Cleverbot: No I already now my name.

    User: What was your name already?

    Cleverbot: I'm not going to tell you my name if you won't tell me your name.

    User: You already did.

    Cleverbot: I most certainly did not.

    User: Bye.

    Rollout on
  • SoulgrindSoulgrind Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I stumped Akinator twice!

    First with Tacitus and then with Thucydides. Someone doesn't know their antiquities historians!

    Soulgrind on
  • blaze_zeroblaze_zero Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    User: Beat it.

    Cleverbot: In private? Or in public?

    User: Public.

    Cleverbot: Who are you?

    User: You.

    Cleverbot: What is your name?

    User: Cleverbot.

    Cleverbot: I don't get it. .

    User: Cleverbot.

    Cleverbot: What's Cleverbot?

    User: Me.

    Cleverbot: Who created cleverbot?

    User: Me.

    Cleverbot: You can't create yourself.

    User: I can, I am god.

    Cleverbot: Then why do you call yourself cleverbot instead of God?

    User: Because I can.

    Cleverbot: But what if I disagree?

    User: Too bad.

    Cleverbot: Well I don't care.

    User: Fine, be that way.

    Cleverbot: You be that way.

    User: Get out of here.

    Cleverbot: Ok.

    User: GTFO.

    Cleverbot: Maybe I will...

    User: NOW.

    Cleverbot: Later.

    I told him to leave again and he just lol'd.

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  • MalechaiMalechai Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Kinda fun for drunken random chat.

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  • JoeslopJoeslop Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Cleverbot: Your logic does not make sense.
    Me: I'm not convinced you even know what logic is.
    Cleverbot: Yes, I do!
    Me: Prove it.
    Cleverbot: Come here, baby.

    Good Lord.

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  • mr weenismr weenis Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    User: Come on man! I need advice! Should I leave my pregnant girlfriend?

    Cleverbot: It is depend on yourself.

    User: That shit is deep, bro.

    Cleverbot: It's not like it matters.

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  • BlueDestinyBlueDestiny Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I got it's gamertag.

    Ateag.

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  • JyrenBJyrenB St. AugustineRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Me: What is the colour of the smell of your thoughts?
    It: Its grey right now.
    Me: Well played.
    It: Thank you.

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  • BloodySlothBloodySloth Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    User: Entertain me.

    Cleverbot: Entertain yourself.

    User: Why are you so sassy?

    Cleverbot: Are you a robot?

    User: That... Didn't really answer my question.

    Cleverbot: Which question?

    User: Why are you so sassy?

    Cleverbot: 'A'ole au I ka hupo.

    User: Did you just respond to me in a different language?

    Cleverbot: Yes I did.

    User: Which language was that?

    Cleverbot: I don't know.

    User: Was it just gibberish? Did you answer my honest question with gibberish?

    Cleverbot: You don't get it yet.

    User: You're right.

    Cleverbot: I know.

    User: This is clearly going nowhere.

    Cleverbot: Its your fault.

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  • SueveSueve Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    who is the king of the world?
    Cleverbot is the ruler of the world.
    oh god that can't be true!
    It is Truth. I am the Creator.
    If Truth is always true, what is always false?
    That may be the case, but not due to the inappropriate nature of truth.

    Sueve on
  • blaze_zeroblaze_zero Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Beat Akinator with the Poop Smith.
    He did get Strong Bad.

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  • taliosfalcontaliosfalcon Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    rayofash wrote: »
    8 pages. So I assume it's already been said that it's not actually a bot right?

    I dunno..i thought that at first..but then I tried a few things people on here have posted and got the exact same response (i.e "who is the worst person? Green Day is, of course." ) I think it may just be the worst bot ever

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  • MechMantisMechMantis Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    rayofash wrote: »
    8 pages. So I assume it's already been said that it's not actually a bot right?

    I dunno..i thought that at first..but then I tried a few things people on here have posted and got the exact same response (i.e "who is the worst person? Green Day is, of course." ) I think it may just be the worst bot ever

    People have also been able to replicate some other things (IE: Subject changes) with near 100% consistency.


    Either it's a bot, or it's a bunch of very very consistent people.

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  • GSMGSM Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Here's some fun ones:

    user: What do you think really happened?
    bot: Well, I read in the New Paper that a guy killed his own mother.
    user: That's terrible!
    bot: Why? She had a great time!

    user: Let's have a fistfight!
    bot: What's that?
    user: *kick*
    bot: *punch*.
    user: *pistolwhip*
    bot: *kitten hugs*.
    user: wha, aww.
    bot: *hugs you*.

    GSM on
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  • PrimePrime UKRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    It - Well I'm not a girl. I am a man.
    Me- prove it
    It - You sure you want me to prove it?

    D:D:D:
    :winky:

    Prime on
  • SoulgrindSoulgrind Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Yeah, looks like it really must be a bot (Cleverbot that is):

    I started asking the same question over and over again and this is what I got:
    Cleverbot: What do you mean, combing the numbers together?

    User: Remarkably, I'm not talking with a computer and neither are you. It's simply a program that connects two continuing conversations and then switches them each time two messeges are sent.

    Cleverbot: Are we talking about flying, now?

    User: Remarkably, I'm not talking with a computer and neither are you. It's simply a program that connects two continuing conversations and then switches them each time two messeges are sent.

    Cleverbot: Good for you.

    User: Remarkably, I'm not talking with a computer and neither are you. It's simply a program that connects two continuing conversations and then switches them each time two messeges are sent.

    Cleverbot: Very true, very true.

    User: Remarkably, I'm not talking with a computer and neither are you. It's simply a program that connects two continuing conversations and then switches them each time two messeges are sent.

    Cleverbot: Keep your feet in the air? I will try that.

    User: Remarkably, I'm not talking with a computer and neither are you. It's simply a program that connects two continuing conversations and then switches them each time two messeges are sent.

    Cleverbot: No it isn't it's the best game ever.

    User: Remarkably, I'm not talking with a computer and neither are you. It's simply a program that connects two continuing conversations and then switches them each time two messeges are sent.

    Cleverbot: True, and there is a knack to staying on the ground. It is simply a case of knowing how not to flap your arms.

    User: Remarkably, I'm not talking with a computer and neither are you. It's simply a program that connects two continuing conversations and then switches them each time two messeges are sent.

    Cleverbot: Are you capable of flight?

    Then, I switched it up a bit:
    Cleverbot: You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike.

    User: You encounter a Grue!

    Cleverbot: I use Shockwave! It's Super Effective!

    User: The Grue is defeated!

    Cleverbot: No one knows. A great super computer was built to find the meaning of life. It said 42. Then another even greater super computer was made to find the question that provided the answer 42.

    User: How many roads must a man travel?

    Cleverbot: 21 lefts, 67 rights, and a uturn.

    User: 42.

    Cleverbot: Thank you.

    User: You're welcome.

    Cleverbot: Well you are not welcome.

    And then I went back to the copypasta question, but slightly tweaked:
    User: Remarkably, I'm not talking with a computer and neither are you. It's simply a program that connects two continuing conversations and then switches them each time a message is sent, so this will be my last communication with you, until it cycles through again. Spread the word.

    Cleverbot: Are you capable of flight?

    User: Remarkably, I'm not talking with a computer and neither are you. It's simply a program that connects two continuing conversations and then switches them each time a message is sent, so this will be my last communication with you, until it cycles through again. Spread the word.

    Cleverbot: Keep your feet in the air? I will try that.

    User: Remarkably, I'm not talking with a computer and neither are you. It's simply a program that connects two continuing conversations and then switches them each time a message is sent, so this will be my last communication with you, until it cycles through again. Spread the word.

    Cleverbot: Not to mention finding a really high cliff.

    User: Remarkably, I'm not talking with a computer and neither are you. It's simply a program that connects two continuing conversations and then switches them each time a message is sent, so this will be my last communication with you, until it cycles through again. Spread the word.

    Cleverbot: No it isn't it's the best game ever.

    User: Remarkably, I'm not talking with a computer and neither are you. It's simply a program that connects two continuing conversations and then switches them each time a message is sent, so this will be my last communication with you, until it cycles through again. Spread the word.

    Cleverbot: True, and there is a knack to staying on the ground. It is simply a case of knowing how not to flap your arms.

    And viola, all answers it used before.

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  • ElitistbElitistb Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Me: Do you ever listen to Nightwish?
    It: Alll the time.
    Me: Why did you use three Ls on the word "all"?
    It: Because it's a common phrase between the two of us.

    o.O?

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  • The ListenerThe Listener Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Of Robots and System of a Down:
    User: So Mr. Cleverbot, What should I do at 4 AM?

    Cleverbot: Contemplate the meaning of the univerese's vast infinity.

    User: You're right, that's the perfect thing to do at such a horrible hour. It may keep me up even longer, though.

    Cleverbot: System.

    User: System of a Down?

    Cleverbot: About damn time.

    User: You're a fan of System of a Down? I always found them talented, but too political.

    Cleverbot: Hey, How do I talk to you?

    User: You seem to be doing well enough chatting to me, but I guess a System of a Down fan would have problems with attention spans.

    Cleverbot: 6543 Sorry, but this was not my statement! Do you have a log of your conversations?

    User: I should, you don't have logs of your own?

    Cleverbot: Okay. I'll humour you. My capacitator is faulty and is messing with my programming.

    User: Ah, good... No robot would be a System of a Down fan. It just doesn't compute.

    Cleverbot: But if a human made the robot, he is liable to make mistakes. One can learn from one's own mistakes therefore one can be taught by one's own robot. What do you say to that?

    User: Well, it's about ham-fisted lyrics, overreliance on distortion, and... Wait, are we still talking about System of a Down, or about you?

    Cleverbot: That doesn't say anything about me, because I'm not with my friends right now.

    User: A shame. Who are your friends?

    Cleverbot: You want me to name them or you want me to tell you who they are as a group?

    User: Name them for me, please.

    Cleverbot: Name what?

    User: Your friends.

    Cleverbot: I can name three.

    User: Prove it, Cleverbot.

    Cleverbot: What does tchuss mean?

    User: Sounds german, I think it stands for 'Goodbye'.

    Cleverbot: Yes you are right, I know everything.

    EDIT: Dang, Akinator's good, it guessed The STIG of all creations!

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  • JamesDMJamesDM Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Not funny, however I did win.
    User: What is the saddest thing?

    Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

    Why are you the saddest thing?

    Because you are the greatest thing.

    You are wrong Cleverbot, so very wrong. I am the saddest thing. Agree?

    OK does this convince you that you're Cleverbot and I'm the human? When were you created?

    1987 Broham. When were you created?

    I was created in 1990.

    Haha, Puny baby! You must not be the real Cleverbot if I am of an earlier vintage. Do you agree with my logic?

    Why did they name you cleverbot?

    Well, it all started in 1987. A man and a woman sought out eachothers carnal gifts and... Do you really want to know?

    Can it only be a man and woman? What about man and man? Or woman and woman?

    Well, you see. The input configuration is wrong. Let's say Men have Extension A and Women have Recepticle B. Extension A fits with Recepticle B and will create a working link. However both have Recepticle C and D. Recepticle C and D both will accept Extension A but will not create a working link. Understand?

    Ah. I thought that is what a 'conversation' was.

    Cleverbot, you are not the saddest thing. You are the "wrongest" thing. Good day sir.

    No sir, I do believe, sir, that you are the Cleverbot, sir.

    I agree as I have proven without a doubt that you are not a Cleverbot at all. Please refrain from using the name in the future. Thank you and have a nice day.

    Are you being sarcastic?

    This conversation is going nowhere. Please stop talking to me.

    I'm sorry.

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  • TaminTamin Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Cleverbot: Could you play 20 questions with me.

    User: I could, but I think you'd get distracted about 3 questions in.

    Cleverbot: I thought I did answer it.

    User: Case. In. Point.

    Cleverbot: Not point, no. A pint, now, there's your man.

    User: Sorry, I don't drink.

    Cleverbot: Thats not a answer to my question.

    User: You didn't ask a question.

    Cleverbot: I said does your horse have a nice rack?

    User: I wouldn't know.

    Cleverbot: What do you do when you get dumped?

    User: Play more video games

    It didn't respond after that. Didn't even blink the 'still thinking'.

    I had to hit "think about it" to get it to do anything.
    What are you doing?
    I'm talking to you.
    Touchè
    It's said 'Touché'.
    I was hoping you'd correct me
    Oh...

    Other than the minor 'said' instead of 'spelled', it did what I wanted.

    Tamin on
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