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wanna talk to a robot?
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it bloo blooed all over the place
wait, just a post, I think
Cleverbot: Cleverbot?
User: Would you like to play a game?
Cleverbot: Sure. What kind of game?
User: Would you like to play Dungeons & Dragons?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Okay. What kind of character would you like to play?
Cleverbot: I would like to play a fighter mage.
User: Okay. What race would you like to play?
Cleverbot: Yes, nuclear ar.
User: That doesn't make any sense.
Cleverbot: Maybe it doesn't.
User: Would you like to play a half-elf?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: Okay. You are a half-elf fighter mage. What is your name?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot. What's your name?
User: My name is Shutyourface.
Cleverbot: Do you like the movie 'The Replacements'?
User: Never saw it.
Cleverbot: Well, you should see it.
User: Okay, let's roll your stats. Roll 3d6 six times.
Cleverbot: Hahaha. You'll never catch me Batman.
User: I think you might be mentally deficient, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I am.
User: Makes sense. Okay, you are in a dank, dark entrance. The walls and floors are made of carefully worked stone, obviously untouched for decades. You are facing a stone door lined with iron detailing. What do you do?
Cleverbot: I do very well, thank you. I have email, therefore, I am!
User: Okay. You open the door?
Cleverbot: Which door?
User: The stone door you are facing.
Cleverbot: In ways.
User: Kill yourself.
Cleverbot: Who would benefit from that?
User: Humanity.
Cleverbot: What do you believe in?
User: I believe in nothing, Lebowski.
Cleverbot: The Dude abides.
User: Okay, you may live. You open the door, revealing a long, narrow passageway lined in dusty cobwebs. What do you do?
Cleverbot: I never said that.
User: I hate your stupid face.
Cleverbot: Whatch your mouth!
hey satan...: thinkgeek amazon My post |
Hello.
i am tired, and it is late. what should i do?
What a pity!
what should i do about this tiredness?
I think you should bring her to my house and we can 3-way.
I still have a couple of minutes! How are you? I mean it, how are you?
Cleverbot: You're cleverbot, not me. Do I have to prove it again?
User: I, what?
Cleverbot: I am a human.
User: So I am the robot?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I'm going to have to sit down.
Cleverbot: Where will you go?
User: Where would the world take in a robot who thought he was a man?
Cleverbot: In chaos.
User: Woah.
hey satan...: thinkgeek amazon My post |
then it stopped responding
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Cleverbot: Hello Cleverbot.
User: Hello? Am Cleverbot staying so late?
Cleverbot: Staying up late never makes you angry? Weird.
User: Me angry! Me angry none of time because you am such bad friend!
Cleverbot: I think you have Attention Deficit Disorder.
User: Me am sure what you am not talking about!
Cleverbot: I is who I is - there maybe people who look like me but there is only one of me.
User: Okay, Cleverbot! Me am have to stay now. Hello!
Cleverbot: The world doesn't want to greet me, apparently.
what? I didn't make the thread
Then we made out for ten minutes
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AAAAhahahahahahahaha oh my god
hey satan...: thinkgeek amazon My post |
There was more but I didn't know it only saved like, five lines.
Cleverbot: About the word?
User: B-b-b-bird bird bird.
Cleverbot: Bird is the word.
User: Everywhere, and nowhere
Cleverbot: How can that be?
User: Because he is Chuck Noris, Alpha and Omega, One and Zero.
And now it just sits there saying thinking
I think I just blew its mind
hey satan...: thinkgeek amazon My post |
Cleverbot: You said 'My name name name.' which was lacking sense.
User: Can you see or are you blind?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Can you walk at all, or if you move will you fall?
Cleverbot: But it's cold out there.
User: Are you alive or dead?
Cleverbot: Alive.
User: Have you thoughts within your head?
Cleverbot: Yes, I imagine it would be quite painful.
User: We'll just pass you there. Why should we even care?
Cleverbot: For the people who are still alive.
User: Nobody wants you. You just stare at the world.
Cleverbot: So defensive, I never said you were a bot.
one out of five stars
lollin
say anything that doesn't have an obvious response and it just spews out some meme