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[Beat on!]A god hand discussion thread
Gorilla Salad
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Yes, God hand. Heard of it? Hope you have.
(Ball-Buster)
Platform: PS2
Plot: You are Gene. Your arm got cut off and replaced with one that contains the power of god. Go beat the shit out of some demons.
That's about it. There's more to it, but the games only 30 bucks, so go buy it and find out yourself
Gameplay: It's a beat-em-up, with a slight twist. 2, actually. After beating the crap out of enough people, your arm glows and you can unleash the power of the godhand, letting you smack people even harder.
Also, the roulette wheel. Press R1, and activate the roulete wheel. Some attacks will come up(the funniest being ball buster, which is exactly what it sounds like) You can get more as the game progresses, like the dragon kick, which launches your enemy into the milky way, and all sorts of shit.
Developer: Clover STudios
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*just a note: The little thing under the radar, that isn't in the final version of the game
[/list]I forgot to mention, DON'T LISTEN TO IGN!!! They lie!!!
Gamespot is a better source for your reviews of this.
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AT least a rental?
Played at a friends house?
Played at an enemies house?
To be honest, I wasn't even going to play it until I saw the video where he fights the fake power rangers.
The Mad Midget Five? Oh, they will piss you the fuck off, but it will be funny when you fight them.
Its a huge, excellent, surprisingly fun joke.
Its a perfect blend of Clover Studios qualities: a sense of humour, knowledge of the history of games, and fun gameplay.
Really, its a great satire of the action genre. Stuff like how the enemies little voice clips dont make any sense at all, or a fighting system which, although extremely basic, just reveals how more "complex" examples of the genre really work.
Its brilliant.
Anybody else think that IGN has their heads tightly crammed up their assholes?
Oh, and here's something that I need your thoughts on.
Did you guys think that the game started to get to serious towards the end? IT seemed like it actually started getting into it's own story a bit in the last couple of stages.
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we only need 4, 999, 995 more to ensure that clover gets more money to make more games...
Anybody else got Olivia in the bunny suit? To bad she doesn't have a birthday suit.
Clover was dissolved
And Dead Rising 2.
Fuck that noise. Cock sucker.
Let's see... I love Devil May Cry, Double Dragon, Final Fight, Streets of Rage, Okami, Viewtiful Joe, and cheesy action movies.
Safe bet?
im not importing again, play-asia spent 2 months sending me Okami, and now its sitting on the shelf unopened because i got my fucking Wii + zelda.
im so gay for link
so anyway this looks shit hot, roll on feb...
by the way, how much replayability (that a word?) does it have?
By the way, not knowing about the midget power rangers, I still bought this game on the first day it came out solely on the merits of the gorilla in the luchador mask.
I'm all for innovation but why can't developers even come close to the awesomeness of Streets of Rage, Final Fight, TMNT arcade games, etc.? I loathe The Bouncer and even the new TMNT games failed hard at fun gameplay.
Did I miss a game in the last few years? Is this style of gameplay overrun by the Musou type games?
Anyway I look forward to kicking man and woman in the crotch.
-Louis C.K.
PSN ID : Xander51 Steam ID : Xander51
best blind whim purchase evar
Loved it.
Got my friend to buy it.
He loved it.
I really love all the little extra touches in the game, like how the eunuchs taunt you when you try to ball-punch them or how they let you pound midgets into the ground and them stomp on them. I also like how on normal mode, the difficulty scales to how well you're playing.
Did anybody else who has beaten the game think that the minibosses were harder than the real bosses? Seriously. I had to reset at least 4 times each for the eunuchs, the three retards, and the sensei, but I beat all of the bosses my first or second try...
After tonight, I won't be able to play much, so I'd like to know if I'm close to the Sensei.
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[spoiler:578cdc6a2b]Elvis died in the last stage, and Shannon's coming up soon.[/spoiler:578cdc6a2b]
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[spoiler:08a9f828c3]He clones himself and theres a ton of enemies right before him, so be careful[/spoiler:08a9f828c3]
I agree with this statement completely.
I never asked for this!
However, so do FFXII, Okami and Lumines Plus.
I will get it, but it may have to wait a month until my wallet stops crying.
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