Frankly I think this is disgraceful. I was woken by this fire alarm over 45 minutes ago and thought "it's ok, Alpha or Ramius will fix it" and they still have not done so. All I expect from you guys is two things
1. Keep the forums running
2. Ensure that nothing ever wakes me up
and it seems that I was wrong to put so much trust in you. I'm very disappointed in this and it's clear that you guys (and possibly the rest of the staff at Penny Arcade) need to put your heads together and come up with some strategies to prevent this happening again.