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I'm a Butthole

KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
edited January 2010 in Social Entropy++
I've been gone for like 3 weeks, visiting my girlfriend for christmas
these are the things that happened!!
  • Pregnancy Scares!
  • Anniversary Dinners!
  • Christmas Presents!
  • Almost Drowing at Pismo!

so basically let me run down this list for you
my girlfriend may be pregnant with my demon spawn, I had a lovely 1 year anniversary dinner which was about 20 dollars cheaper than i thought it would be, and two days ago I went to Pismo with my girlfriend and her family and we found this little cave on the beach. We thought we would take some pictures in there because it looked cool. Then like four huge waves came in and almost drowned all of us.


It was rad.


What's been going on around here you buttholes

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  • ackack Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    ive gotta replace my radiator

    ack on
  • Baroque And RollBaroque And Roll Every spark of friendship and love Will die without a homeRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Buttcleft thread.

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  • Sars_BoySars_Boy Rest, You Are The Lightning. Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    oh man a kususpawn

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    the worst phonecall you can ever get begins with "We need to talk"

    those things never ever go well

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2010
    oh and i changed my name to buttfranklin buttjones

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    the pitter patter of baby kusus

    god help us all

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  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    maybe the wave washed the baby out

    that's how it works right

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2010
    Sars_Boy wrote: »
    oh man a kususpawn

    the silver lining here is she went off the pill while i was there, so abortion pill is totally viable

    god bless free health clinics

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  • DsmartDsmart Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Kill the whore. Do you want to take the chance of having some bastard challenge your children's claims?

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Don't be a fool, wrap your tool.

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  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    she went off the pill while her boyfriend was visiting

    cracker jack logic, there

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    satansfingers wrote: »
    maybe the wave washed the baby out

    that's how it works right

    that's how you make mermans

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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Did you get all angsty and buy a pair of scimitars at Pismo as well?

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2010
    satansfingers wrote: »
    she went off the pill while her boyfriend was visiting

    cracker jack logic, there

    her prescription ran out and she is poor

    and the health clinic had like

    no appointments until today

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    oh kusu

    my favorite kusu

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2010
    oh skull man my skull man

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Ain't you fool kids ever heard of condoms

    The dang things are free

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    baby kusus might be the scariest thing

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  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    bitches gotta take their cunt pills

    i ain't wearin no gunny sack

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    satansfingers wrote: »
    she went off the pill while her boyfriend was visiting

    cracker jack logic, there

    her prescription ran out and she is poor

    and the health clinic had like

    no appointments until today
    Butters wrote: »
    Don't be a fool, wrap your tool.

    Butters on
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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    satansfingers wrote: »
    bitches gotta take their cunt pills

    i ain't wearin no gunny sack

    goddammit you beat me to it

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  • Baroque And RollBaroque And Roll Every spark of friendship and love Will die without a homeRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Kusu

    bro

    You and your lady are dumb.

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    satansfingers wrote: »
    bitches gotta take their cunt pills

    i ain't wearin no gunny sack

    oh my god that is the worst possible answer in the universe

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2010
    Butters wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    satansfingers wrote: »
    she went off the pill while her boyfriend was visiting

    cracker jack logic, there

    her prescription ran out and she is poor

    and the health clinic had like

    no appointments until today
    Butters wrote: »
    Don't be a fool, wrap your tool.

    oh i did
    she just thinks she's pregnant though

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Are you sure it hasn't just been a while since she pooped

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  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    i saw a clip of that show 'i didn't know i was pregnant' where a woman thought she had to poop real bad and sat on the toilet a while and a baby came out

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2010
    Poorochondriac wrote: »
    Are you sure it hasn't just been a while since she pooped

    no i watch her poop
    it turns me on

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I had to poop so bad I didn't hit my rag for like 9 months. It was crazy!

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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Some show making fun of that had the reverse played out. Thought she was pregnant but instead just had to poop.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I hate this page

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  • SlagmireSlagmire Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Did you see It's Alive?

    If you haven't seen It's Alive... well...

    I suggest you watch It's Alive.

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  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    sometimes i feel like i have to poop and then i sit on the toilet and poop comes out

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    I hate this page

    Poop the Fair

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Poorochondriac wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    I hate this page

    Poop the Fair

    don't quit your day job

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    At least he's got a day job.

    Or maybe he doesn't I don't know.

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2010
    poopthefart

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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2010
    I have to poop right now

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    satansfingers wrote: »
    sometimes i feel like i have to poop and then i sit on the toilet and poop comes out

    whoa, slow down

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    sometimes I have to poop but I ate too much cheese and I get to read a few chapters

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    GROSS, ZOT.

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