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Man, I love being a Tur... what the fuck!?

AbsoluteZeroAbsoluteZero The new film by Quentin KoopantinoRegistered User regular
edited January 2007 in Social Entropy++
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What the hell are they doing to my childhood? WHY? WHY AGAIN?

I could understand if that was Casey Jones over there, but if that is April O'Neil dressed up for battle, with... is that a gun slung over her shoulder? I think I am going to throw up.

Also, apparently the Ninja Turtles are now trained by Chester Cheetah. DANGEROUSLY CHEESY.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited January 2007
    yeah man why don't they do another faithful recreation of the original comics like the other two original motion pictures I mean come on

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  • Threadbare SockThreadbare Sock regular
    edited January 2007
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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    That looks pretty bad.

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Rankenphile wrote:
    yeah man why don't they do another faithful recreation of the original comics like the other two original motion pictures I mean come on
    ...Three

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  • QorzmQorzm Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    you can reserve the wii version of the game at gamestop now
    use the nunchuk like a certain weapon
    or well any of the weapons
    double daggers
    yeah

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    sais

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  • StigmaStigma Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Every Wii motion I've ever done has been disappointing.

    Take a peek at the hype for Marvel's Wii controls and then realise that they're all complete lies.

    Oh, and COWABUNGA

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  • PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Pretty much the Wii was disappointing.

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Oh God

    That looks so bad

    so bad

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  • StigmaStigma Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Besides the two characters on the far right, I don't really know why it looks so bad.

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Phonehand wrote:
    Pretty much the Wii was disappointing.
    you bastard

    how could you

    nerd rage

    etc.

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  • PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I hope Samuel L. Jackson voices April.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited January 2007
    Stigma wrote:
    Every Wii motion I've ever done has been disappointing.

    Take a peek at the hype for Marvel's Wii controls and then realise that they're all complete lies.

    Oh, and COWABUNGA

    wii tennis is a fucking masterpiece

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited January 2007
    Phonehand wrote:
    I hope Samuel L. Jackson voices April.

    Just like the original cartoon.

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Larlar wrote:
    Phonehand wrote:
    I hope Samuel L. Jackson voices April.

    Just like the original cartoon.
    I AM SO SICK OF THESE MOTHERFUoh forget it, my heart's just not in it anymore.

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  • StigmaStigma Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Rankenphile wrote:
    Stigma wrote:
    Every Wii motion I've ever done has been disappointing.

    Take a peek at the hype for Marvel's Wii controls and then realise that they're all complete lies.

    Oh, and COWABUNGA

    wii tennis is a fucking masterpiece

    Agreed.

    Even hitting in Wii Baseball is decent.



    MOTHERFUCK WHY IS WII SPORTS THE ONLY GOOD GAME ON THE SYSTEM GOD DAMNIT.

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  • PeshPesh Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
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    this sonofabitch looks meaner than hell

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    ThatDudeOverThere wrote:
    Phonehand wrote:
    Pretty much the Wii was disappointing.
    you bastard

    how could you

    nerd rage

    etc.

    Balancing your nerd rage with my old-man nod.

    The only thing is the use of the past tense. The Wii "was" disappointing? I don't think the fat lady has sung just yet.
    Stigma wrote:
    Besides the two characters on the far right, I don't really know why it looks so bad.

    Yeah, the rest looks OK. And it might look better if you saw it in motion. Like Doom 3. Stills from that game look like shit, but the actual game in motion isn't so bad.

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    bogus, dude

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited January 2007
    I thought this was live action, not CG?

    i dunno

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited January 2007
    Stigma wrote:
    Rankenphile wrote:
    Stigma wrote:
    Every Wii motion I've ever done has been disappointing.

    Take a peek at the hype for Marvel's Wii controls and then realise that they're all complete lies.

    Oh, and COWABUNGA

    wii tennis is a fucking masterpiece

    Agreed.

    Even hitting in Wii Baseball is decent.



    MOTHERFUCK WHY IS WII SPORTS THE ONLY GOOD GAME ON THE SYSTEM GOD DAMNIT.

    zelda is also pretty damned good

    and it is because it is a launch sustem without a ton of time for developers to establish working control schemes that utilize the new functionality

    give it time, and you'll see mind-blowing gameplay.

    within a year, guaranteed.

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  • PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Defender wrote:
    ThatDudeOverThere wrote:
    Phonehand wrote:
    Pretty much the Wii was disappointing.
    you bastard

    how could you

    nerd rage

    etc.

    Balancing your nerd rage with my old-man nod.

    The only thing is the use of the past tense. The Wii "was" disappointing? I don't think the fat lady has sung just yet.
    I'm from the future. The Japanese fail to take over the earth with their inferior Wiis.

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited January 2007
    Stigma wrote:
    Rankenphile wrote:
    Stigma wrote:
    Every Wii motion I've ever done has been disappointing.

    Take a peek at the hype for Marvel's Wii controls and then realise that they're all complete lies.

    Oh, and COWABUNGA

    wii tennis is a fucking masterpiece

    Agreed.

    Even hitting in Wii Baseball is decent.



    MOTHERFUCK WHY IS WII SPORTS THE ONLY GOOD GAME ON THE SYSTEM GOD DAMNIT.

    Someone hasn't played Twilight Princess.

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  • BergyBergy Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    is it a game or a cartoon

    i don't even know what

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Larlar wrote:
    Stigma wrote:
    Rankenphile wrote:
    Stigma wrote:
    Every Wii motion I've ever done has been disappointing.

    Take a peek at the hype for Marvel's Wii controls and then realise that they're all complete lies.

    Oh, and COWABUNGA

    wii tennis is a fucking masterpiece

    Agreed.

    Even hitting in Wii Baseball is decent.



    MOTHERFUCK WHY IS WII SPORTS THE ONLY GOOD GAME ON THE SYSTEM GOD DAMNIT.

    Someone hasn't played Twilight Princess.

    he probably played it when it was on the N64

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Fallout wrote:
    bogus, dude

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Wait this is a movie? Oh. I thought it was a video game. Dude, if those are not real-time graphics, they shouldn't look so bad.

    Maybe it's just a "cartoony" 3D art style or something.

    Defender on
  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Defender wrote:
    Wait this is a movie? Oh. I thought it was a video game.

    Yeah I thought it would just sell poorly and i could ignore it

    :(

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  • StigmaStigma Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Larlar wrote:
    Stigma wrote:
    Rankenphile wrote:
    Stigma wrote:
    Every Wii motion I've ever done has been disappointing.

    Take a peek at the hype for Marvel's Wii controls and then realise that they're all complete lies.

    Oh, and COWABUNGA

    wii tennis is a fucking masterpiece

    Agreed.

    Even hitting in Wii Baseball is decent.



    MOTHERFUCK WHY IS WII SPORTS THE ONLY GOOD GAME ON THE SYSTEM GOD DAMNIT.

    Someone hasn't played Twilight Princess.

    Yeah yeah I played it.
    It's another slow action adventure with Link in it.
    It's neat. It's a gamecube port for sure.
    Probably the best Zelda I've played.
    To me at least.
    The wiimote has almost nothing to do with the quality of that game.

    I'm considering getting the cube version.

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  • QorzmQorzm Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    the voice of uncle iroh died
    but his voice will live on in this movie

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  • ZonkytonkmanZonkytonkman Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Defender wrote:
    Wait this is a movie? Oh. I thought it was a video game. Dude, if those are not real-time graphics, they shouldn't look so bad.

    Maybe it's just a "cartoony" 3D art style or something.

    yah, judging from the trailer that i saw, they were going for goofy

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I can't remember all the turtle's names.

    Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo, and... What was the last one?

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  • PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Qorzm wrote:
    the voice of uncle iroh died
    but his voice will live on in this movie
    mor liek aku

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Goddamn Uriel.

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  • PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Uriel wrote:
    I can't remember all the turtle's names.

    Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo, and... What was the last one?
    LEONARDO YOU UNCULTURED SWINE

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Uriel, pretending to be stupid is not going to win you someone to talk to

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Phonehand wrote:
    Uriel wrote:
    I can't remember all the turtle's names.

    Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo, and... What was the last one?
    LEONARDO YOU UNCULTURED SWINE
    Thank you.

    Fuck, now to try and remember which is which.

    It was always my favorite cartoon.

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Phonehand wrote:
    Uriel wrote:
    I can't remember all the turtle's names.

    Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo, and... What was the last one?
    LEONARDO YOU UNCULTURED SWINE
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  • PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Uriel wrote:
    Phonehand wrote:
    Uriel wrote:
    I can't remember all the turtle's names.

    Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo, and... What was the last one?
    LEONARDO YOU UNCULTURED SWINE
    Thank you.

    Fuck, now to try and remember which is which.

    It was always my favorite cartoon.
    np jukebox

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  • StigmaStigma Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Personally I'd think Raph has more notoriety as a turtle.

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