Do Stupid Shit Outside My House Day

Leli

Okay, so apparently someone felt like trying to smash my mail box today. They did a pretty shitty job. All they managed to do was rotate it a few degrees. I caught a glimpse of the cars of the "vandals" and I think it was my dickhead ex-boyfriend who broke up with me over two years ago.

So now I'm standing guard listening to see if he's going to come back so I can catch him in the act when I hear another care pull up and park in front of my mail box. So I peek outside and a guy gets out and pees right in front of my mail box. What the fuck is that about? Then he gets back in the car, and I think he was having sex with someone. They just drove off. What an interesting night for my mail box.

What idiotic pranks have befallen your humble abode in the past?

AWIY

I do stupid shit outside my house everyday

Barcardi

in high school i went out with a bunch of friends to TP another friends house

turns out we TPed the wrong house

Penguin Incarnate

I only have friends.

You must have some sort of fucked up life, I reckon.

nefffffffffff

one time i was hella faded and walked past the bathroom to pee in my own front yard.

sometimes i think i drink too much. others not enough.

Leli

AWIY wrote:

I do stupid shit outside my house everyday

Just because you enjoy acting like a retard, running around in circles in front of your house, and peeing on your mail box does not make it normal for everyone else.

Riggs Blitzkrieg

I took a dump on this one kids welcome mat

the kid was a douche

this was a long time ago

trentsteel

Leli wrote:

Okay, so apparently someone felt like trying to smash my mail box today. They did a pretty shitty job. All they managed to do was rotate it a few degrees. I caught a glimpse of the cars of the "vandals" and I think it was my dickhead ex-boyfriend who broke up with me over two years ago.

So now I'm standing guard listening to see if he's going to come back so I can catch him in the act when I hear another care pull up and park in front of my mail box. So I peek outside and a guy gets out and pees right in front of my mail box. What the fuck is that about? Then he gets back in the car, and I think he was having sex with someone. They just drove off. What an interesting night for my mail box.

What idiotic pranks have befallen your humble abode in the past?

Whaaat? oh man what hour is it where you are? Is it early or late Saturday?

Kong

back when I was a kid in seattle, some dick blew up our mailbox with an m-80

that dick was my mom's boyfriend

Leli

2:00 am Sunday

I am 80% sure it was my ex. Not the peeing guy. I think that was just some random guy who wanted to bang his chick in his car but had to pee first. Hm, I'm not sure whether or not I should confront him and tell him to leave me the fuck alone. I think that would just antagonize him more, especially if it wasn't really him.

Kazhiim

Riggs Blitzkrieg wrote:

I took a dump on this one kids welcome mat

the kid was a douche

this was a long time ago

see now, what? did you wipe your ass and just leave the toilet paper there? Or take it with you? Or just pull your pants back up over your shit-stained asshole and run off?

AWIY

Leli wrote:

AWIY wrote:

I do stupid shit outside my house everyday

Just because you enjoy acting like a retard, running around in circles in front of your house, and peeing on your mail box does not make it normal for everyone else.

that wasn't the sort of stupid shit I was referring to, but hey, whatever floats your boat.

Leli

Kazhiim wrote:

Riggs Blitzkrieg wrote:

I took a dump on this one kids welcome mat

the kid was a douche

this was a long time ago

see now, what? did you wipe your ass and just leave the toilet paper there? Or take it with you? Or just pull your pants back up over your shit-stained asshole and run off?

I've always wondered that about people who shit on other people's ________.

trentsteel

Leli wrote:

2:00 am Sunday

I am 80% sure it was my ex. Not the peeing guy. I think that was just some random guy who wanted to bang his chick in his car but had to pee first. Hm, I'm not sure whether or not I should confront him and tell him to leave me the fuck alone. I think that would just antagonize him more, especially if it wasn't really him.

Wow. Your ex-boyfriend really showed you, huh?

Riggs Blitzkrieg

Kazhiim wrote:

Riggs Blitzkrieg wrote:

I took a dump on this one kids welcome mat

the kid was a douche

this was a long time ago

see now, what? did you wipe your ass and just leave the toilet paper there? Or take it with you? Or just pull your pants back up over your shit-stained asshole and run off?

We went originally to TP the house so we had toilet paper with us. I just left the paper there. It was convenient enough

AWIY

bitch's mailbox will be all crooked

Brodo Faggins

duders, I love you all. And sucks for your mailbox, man. Leli, you're a cool cat. Filippinos are a-okay in my book.

Barcardi

bitch stole my heart, gonna bang up that mailbox!

you date brilliant men

Jebu

Clearly this is all part of an elaborate romantic plot to get back together with you.

Leli

Yeah, man. It's like rotated like 10 or 15 degrees to the left now. I'm so devastated. It's not even bent, I don't think. He tried egging me once. He tried three times, then gave up and egged my parked car instead.

Also, Riggs, did you prepare for this shit? Or did you just randomly thought, hey, I kinda have to shit, why not do it here?

Brodo, the ex I'm talking about is a white boy. I don't why I dated him.

Kong

Leli wrote:

Yeah, man. It's like rotated like 10 or 15 degrees to the left now. I'm so devastated. It's not even bent, I don't think. He tried egging me once. He tried three times, then gave up and egged my parked car instead.

Also, Riggs, did you prepare for this shit? Or did you just randomly thought, hey, I kinda have to shit, why not do it here?

buy a paintball gun

fuck up his ride next time he comes by

Fallout

has your mailbox recently done anything to upset a number of people

Riggs Blitzkrieg

Leli wrote:

Also, Riggs, did you prepare for this shit? Or did you just randomly thought, hey, I kinda have to shit, why not do it here?

The later

when you gotta go you gotta go

trentsteel

So, Leli you just get home from the bar or you don't go to the bar or you play WoW on weekends while your ex drives around drunk pissing and fucking and hitting mailboxes or what?

Leli

Fallout wrote:

has your mailbox recently done anything to upset a number of people

I think it might have killed some people, but I don't know. It always gets back to its spot in front of my house before I can notice that it's missing.

trent; I'm not much of a going out person, but I always stay up this late. I had just said good night and hung up with my current boyfriend when I heard it.

Great, more thunking, this time from a side of the house I can't see from my window. Time to investigate.

Oden

Leli do you live in some sort of junkietown where this shit is acceptable because your attitude is all wrong

what you need to do is call up your ex and demand he come over to do the nasty then when he pulls up start lobbing bricks at his car

Barcardi

its more of a shantytown

Fallout

Leli wrote:

Fallout wrote:

has your mailbox recently done anything to upset a number of people

I think it might have killed some people, but I don't know. It always gets back to its spot in front of my house before I can notice that it's missing.

hmm

open it up real quick, if less than a couple pints of blood pour out, it is probably not a man-eater or vampire

Oden

I think throwing a 4 litre can of house paint at the culprits car would be tremendous

Kong

Fallout wrote:

Leli wrote:

Fallout wrote:

has your mailbox recently done anything to upset a number of people

I think it might have killed some people, but I don't know. It always gets back to its spot in front of my house before I can notice that it's missing.

hmm

open it up real quick, if less than a couple pints of blood pour out, it is probably not a man-eater or vampire

it could just be.. you know..

menstruating

Dely Apple

Maybe it was disgruntled people you corpse camped.

Leli

Dely Apple wrote:

Maybe it was disgruntled people you corpse camped.

Man, that fucking pisses me off, and then they go on to /spit. MAN.





MAN.

Fallout

kek

Kong

Leli wrote:

Dely Apple wrote:

Maybe it was disgruntled people you corpse camped.

Man, that fucking pisses me off, and then they go on to /spit. MAN.





MAN.

/tar mailbox
/driveby
/piss

bur

Dely Apple

I saw a guy in <My Main Will Camp U> so basically I camped him. His main never came.

Leli

I finally downloaded the patch a few days ago. I feel undergeared. It's like everyone on my server has epics now. It's ridiculous.

Kong

Dely Apple wrote:

I saw a guy in <My Main Will Camp U> so basically I camped him. His main never came.

i've seen that tag before

what server do you play on

Leli

Kong, probably Dark Iron where everybody else plays.

I just went outside to assess the "damage" and there's barely any. It's just rotated a few degrees and has a slight curved dent in it the size of a baseball bat. What should I do to this guy? This isn't the first time he's done something to me. Not to mention he broke up with me and we haven't talked in over two years. Also, my brother is a cop and already hates the guy from the first time my ex did shit to me. But getting cops involved seems extreme.

Oden

Leli wrote:

Kong, probably Dark Iron where everybody else plays.

I just went outside to assess the "damage" and there's barely any. It's just rotated a few degrees and has a slight curved dent in it the size of a baseball bat. What should I do to this guy? This isn't the first time he's done something to me. Not to mention he broke up with me and we haven't talked in over two years. Also, my brother is a cop and already hates the guy from the first time my ex did shit to me. But getting cops involved seems extreme.

tell him to arrest the guy and go to work on him with a sack of sweet valencia oranges or even the yellowpages

Oden

Leli by not addressing me I get the feeling you are not taking my suggestions seriously.

Leli

Geez, this ain't a chat room. Don't be expectin' no asnwer right away. Anyway, I'm sure my brother would love to do that, however, he values his job more than that. I'm tempted to call his mother, but that seems a bit childish, but then at least I'd be playing at his level. Either that, or have my boyfriend talk to him about it. They used to be best friends.