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Do Stupid Shit Outside My House Day
Leli
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Okay, so apparently someone felt like trying to smash my mail box today. They did a pretty shitty job. All they managed to do was rotate it a few degrees. I caught a glimpse of the cars of the "vandals" and I think it was my dickhead ex-boyfriend who broke up with me over two years ago.
So now I'm standing guard listening to see if he's going to come back so I can catch him in the act when I hear another care pull up and park in front of my mail box. So I peek outside and a guy gets out and pees right in front of my mail box. What the fuck is that about? Then he gets back in the car, and I think he was having sex with someone. They just drove off. What an interesting night for my mail box.
What idiotic pranks have befallen your humble abode in the past?
So now I'm standing guard listening to see if he's going to come back so I can catch him in the act when I hear another care pull up and park in front of my mail box. So I peek outside and a guy gets out and pees right in front of my mail box. What the fuck is that about? Then he gets back in the car, and I think he was having sex with someone. They just drove off. What an interesting night for my mail box.
What idiotic pranks have befallen your humble abode in the past?
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turns out we TPed the wrong house
You must have some sort of fucked up life, I reckon.
sometimes i think i drink too much. others not enough.
Just because you enjoy acting like a retard, running around in circles in front of your house, and peeing on your mail box does not make it normal for everyone else.
the kid was a douche
this was a long time ago
Whaaat? oh man what hour is it where you are? Is it early or late Saturday?
I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!
that dick was my mom's boyfriend
I am 80% sure it was my ex. Not the peeing guy. I think that was just some random guy who wanted to bang his chick in his car but had to pee first. Hm, I'm not sure whether or not I should confront him and tell him to leave me the fuck alone. I think that would just antagonize him more, especially if it wasn't really him.
see now, what? did you wipe your ass and just leave the toilet paper there? Or take it with you? Or just pull your pants back up over your shit-stained asshole and run off?
that wasn't the sort of stupid shit I was referring to, but hey, whatever floats your boat.
I've always wondered that about people who shit on other people's ________.
Wow. Your ex-boyfriend really showed you, huh?
I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!
you date brilliant men
Also, Riggs, did you prepare for this shit? Or did you just randomly thought, hey, I kinda have to shit, why not do it here?
Brodo, the ex I'm talking about is a white boy. I don't why I dated him.
buy a paintball gun
fuck up his ride next time he comes by
when you gotta go you gotta go
I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!
I think it might have killed some people, but I don't know. It always gets back to its spot in front of my house before I can notice that it's missing.
trent; I'm not much of a going out person, but I always stay up this late. I had just said good night and hung up with my current boyfriend when I heard it.
Great, more thunking, this time from a side of the house I can't see from my window. Time to investigate.
what you need to do is call up your ex and demand he come over to do the nasty then when he pulls up start lobbing bricks at his car
hmm
open it up real quick, if less than a couple pints of blood pour out, it is probably not a man-eater or vampire
it could just be.. you know..
menstruating
Man, that fucking pisses me off, and then they go on to /spit. MAN.
MAN.
/driveby
/piss
bur
i've seen that tag before
what server do you play on
I just went outside to assess the "damage" and there's barely any. It's just rotated a few degrees and has a slight curved dent in it the size of a baseball bat. What should I do to this guy? This isn't the first time he's done something to me. Not to mention he broke up with me and we haven't talked in over two years. Also, my brother is a cop and already hates the guy from the first time my ex did shit to me. But getting cops involved seems extreme.
tell him to arrest the guy and go to work on him with a sack of sweet valencia oranges or even the yellowpages