I hate how every 1l resume sample assumes you have actual work experience or something. I barely have any volunteer experience due to going through college in three years and generally being busing during that time.
Dugtrio is the best Pokemon. I got through the whole first game as a lad just with that one guy. Of course, that was before I found out you can do that with anyone.
Hm... 100g of gunpowder, a power drill, a small fragile glass container, some bourbon, an oily rag, and a lighter could be fun with that XBox.
What's the power drill for?
Because I totally have access to all that stuff.
Coke is an engineer, I am not certain.
Drill a hole in the XBox to put the gun powder so it explodes from the inside out, although I'm not sure how much oomph you'll get from 100g of gunpowder. You could use a fuse to ignite the gunpowder, but I figured a Molotov cocktail would be more entertaining.
Edit: I studied Electrical, for obvious reasons. If I went Mechanical I would be tempted to do very bad things.
Ok, I can find Arcade's for about $210. They are all bundles with useless crap though, I'll try to find some offer with just the console.
All you need is the arcade, just pop off your hard drive from the end of it, and pop it on to the arcade and bam xbox is back to the way it was. (if you have the wireless router you would also want to detach that of course).
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I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
Abra, should be in the grass by misty, but it's a bitch and a half to catch. Totally worth it though, completely overpowered in the originals (you doing the remake right).
Oh god, this is what the transformer neckbeards must feel like.
Hm... 100g of gunpowder, a power drill, a small fragile glass container, some bourbon, an oily rag, and a lighter could be fun with that XBox.
What's the power drill for?
Because I totally have access to all that stuff.
Coke is an engineer, I am not certain.
Drill a hole in the XBox to put the gun powder so it explodes from the inside out, although I'm not sure how much oomph you'll get from 100g of gunpowder. You could use a fuse to ignite the gunpowder, but I figured a Molotov cocktail would be more entertaining.
Edit: I studied Electrical, for obvious reasons. If I went Mechanical I would be tempted to do very bad things.
I can't remember how much more volume the gas from burning gupowder takes up, but it would at least make for a sparkly fire!
Hm... 100g of gunpowder, a power drill, a small fragile glass container, some bourbon, an oily rag, and a lighter could be fun with that XBox.
What's the power drill for?
Because I totally have access to all that stuff.
Coke is an engineer, I am not certain.
Drill a hole in the XBox to put the gun powder so it explodes from the inside out, although I'm not sure how much oomph you'll get from 100g of gunpowder. You could use a fuse to ignite the gunpowder, but I figured a Molotov cocktail would be more entertaining.
Edit: I studied Electrical, for obvious reasons. If I went Mechanical I would be tempted to do very bad things.
I can't remember how much more volume the gas from burning gupowder takes up, but it would at least make for a sparkly fire!
Just make sure you drill a big enough hole to allow the fire to reach inside. That would be my only concern about igniting it, unless you make a smaller fuse to ensure it goes up.
Well, my only concern except for the possibilities of personal injury, of course.
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THEY SHOULD BE. THIS ISN'T A GAME. THIS IS REAL LIFE.
The excuse I got from my friend that blew me off on sunday was that it was accident.
Yeah, it was a total accident you went to some whores house in NH and got shitfaced, completely forgetting about your other friend.
What's the power drill for?
Because I totally have access to all that stuff.
Coke is an engineer, I am not certain.
I left him with the daycare guy
And he's at 19!
I'm about to get my Gyarados
Sweet
So my lineup will be
29 Ivysaur
29 Dugtrio
29 Pidgeotto
20 Gyarados
Now where/who should I get for my psychic pokemon, peoples
Drill a hole in the XBox to put the gun powder so it explodes from the inside out, although I'm not sure how much oomph you'll get from 100g of gunpowder. You could use a fuse to ignite the gunpowder, but I figured a Molotov cocktail would be more entertaining.
Edit: I studied Electrical, for obvious reasons. If I went Mechanical I would be tempted to do very bad things.
All you need is the arcade, just pop off your hard drive from the end of it, and pop it on to the arcade and bam xbox is back to the way it was. (if you have the wireless router you would also want to detach that of course).
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Isn't Abra your only choice at that point?
"You need some protection when you're young!", I said.
"I'll remove it when you grow up!"
But it would never grow old.
So now, I have to remove the plastic from its cold and silent corpse. I should have seized the day.
That's really your only decent option in Gen1.
I don't think I removed that on my old one either... OH CRAP WE FIGURED OUT WHAT HAPPENED!
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You left him with a daycare? I trained my fucking Magikarp. HE SAW BATTLE.
It's a very good episode with some very sexy Alyssa Millano fantasy action.
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Ok thanks duders
There's only like four psychic guys in Gen1, so yeah. I totally prefer Hypno though.
If you get the good rod by then, Staryu may also be possible
I can't remember how much more volume the gas from burning gupowder takes up, but it would at least make for a sparkly fire!
I have a geforce 8500GT
3 gigs of ram
AMD Dual Core 64 4800+
i need to upgrade for mass effect. So uh. Just up everything or I could just do the vid card? Or would it be. . .cheaper to buy an ox box?
Hrm, Alyssa Millano/Stana Katic threesome? I'd do it.
Let's talk about how much my resume sucks.
Education:
College
Graduate School
Work:
...
...
Nothing, shit.
Volunteer:
Two things years ago.
Hopefully, they won't actually give a shit about the resume.
To do a meaningful upgrade you'd need to upgrade the motherboard, processor, RAM, and video card.
Just make sure you drill a big enough hole to allow the fire to reach inside. That would be my only concern about igniting it, unless you make a smaller fuse to ensure it goes up.
Well, my only concern except for the possibilities of personal injury, of course.
Yeah but I'd probably end up blowing it when half way through I'd scream "WHOS THE BOSS NOW BITCHES?!"
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See my resume is no college but a decent amount of work.
Neither one is all that great really.
Nah its the worst trek see if they have voyager, or enterprise.
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poop.
guess i'll buy an ox-box. play mass effect 2. then sell em both.
that is lame.
edit: you sure i need to upgrade the mobo too? i wouldn't mind doing it in increments.
I killed the Abra