Feral is a dashing fellow of two fingers above six foot, lithe and catlike in stature. His form seems to be constantly in flux, with flowing auburn hair that flirts with the lightest breeze, and his form obscured by an inky peacoat that ripples around his silhouette like shadow. His very presence is intimidating, with dark piercing eyes that stare directly into your soul...
...well, only if you're wildly hallucinating, that is. To the sober, he's a rather ordinary schlub, just another slightly pale, slightly paunchy white guy with brown hair with a beard. He's dressed in geek couture, three parts Target and one part Kid Robot: jeans and a button-down black shirt, a pair of black Doc Martens that really serve no functional purpose, and a dark blue hoodie adorned with art depicting the wireframe model of a generic anime mecha.
STATS
Primal Sexual Energy- 11
Moxy - 10
Persuasion (through triumphant argumentation) - 11
Well-Groomed Facial Hair - 6
Pop Music Lyrics- 4
General physical abilities like strength quickness reflexes whatever the fuck I don't really care - 8
TEAM 4CHAN
Quick Menu
Don't Stop
Believing
Hold Onto That Feeling
Guitar Solo
You are in CHICAGO. It is the BEST CITY in the WORLD.
Best I can remember, it says you realize you are fully attuned to the living force and you take up the ancient practices of the jedi in order to protect and preserve all life as a protector. I kind of just wrote the first two sentences and then kept on writing and writing and writing because I figured a block of Aurek Besh would look hilarious. The cost being that you have to provide your own robe and lightsaber and that Sith will become your natural enemy.
You FEEL THE FORCE SURGING THROUGH YOU. You feel A ONENESS WITH ALL LIVING THINGS. You HAVE A FUCKING LIGHTSABER.
STATS
Primal Sexual Energy- 11
Moxy - 10
Persuasion (through triumphant argumentation) - 11
Well-Groomed Facial Hair - 6
Pop Music Lyrics- 4
General physical abilities like strength quickness reflexes whatever the fuck I don't really care - 8
The Force - You're one with it
As per the WELL DEFINED RULES, if any PLAYER goes into NEGATIVE ELECTROBITS, any PLAYED CARDS are COPIED for ALL PLAYERS. However, the NON-CARD DEFINED SPECIFICS of the CARD are OPENED TO POPULAR SUGGESTION.
So, since VH is still in negative electrobits, doesn't that mean that everybody is now a Jedi?
When a player is in negative electrobits, are ALL cards copied for all players, regardless of who played them?
Maybe it just means we get the cards but not that we have played them yet.
Or we can all be jedis at the launch pad and skip a turn. Whatever works.
I would prefer that the rule only applied to the quick menu. otherwise there will be 48 of us at the launch pad all waiting for next turn, possibly having a huge jedi fight...
wait what the fuck am i talking about? Hell yes it should apply to all cards!
Edit: Really in all fairness, despite how epic it would be to the contrary, it should only apply to the card that was played.
Further Edit: Feral.. you have two quick actions still. Just a friendly reminder ( being last in the turn order is making me crazier than usual ).
As per the WELL DEFINED RULES, if any PLAYER goes into NEGATIVE ELECTROBITS, any PLAYED CARDS are COPIED for ALL PLAYERS. However, the NON-CARD DEFINED SPECIFICS of the CARD are OPENED TO POPULAR SUGGESTION.
So, since VH is still in negative electrobits, doesn't that mean that everybody is now a Jedi?
When a player is in negative electrobits, are ALL cards copied for all players, regardless of who played them?
The cost being that you have to provide your own robe and lightsaber and that Sith will become your natural enemy.
Not a problem. See that beard? See that paunch? See that weeaboo sweater? That's the kind of guy who owns a lightsaber.
My intention was for that only to apply to the player who has negative electrobits. But I see how the wording is unclear.
But you're right it is in the EXTREMELY WELL DEFINED AND UNCHANGEABLE RULES. I see no other option but to retroactively make both Ronaldo's and Feral's cards apply to all players.
You are about to EXPRESS A FEELING, however you decide to HOLD ON TO THAT FEELING for a moment, as you are SUDDENLY TRANSPORTED VIA RETROACTIVE RULE IMPLEMENTATION. You DECIDE that NOW IS A VERY GOOD TIME TO ROCK OUT.
Raised in the halcyon days of Compuserve and AOL, this troll has experience getting on peoples nerves. With his tactless wit, scathing prejudicial statements, and overall demeanor, he has made far more enemies than friends. Seen hanging around forums like Fark, and 4chan ( where he actually posts with a name ), he often brings out the worst in people.
STATS
Hp - 10
Verbal Defense - 10
Sarcasm - 5
Admin Friends - 5
Internet Celebrity - 5
Myspace Friends - 5
Hot Pockets - 5
Nagging Mom - 4
Basement - 1
The Force - You're one with it
Quick Menu:
Cut
First Aid
Charge Lazers
Initiate KIL-A-TRON Genocide Mode
You are at THE LAUNCH PAD. There are A NUMBER OF JEDI.
I pay the cost of making the AWFUL SEQUEL, by calling on some of my ADMIN FRIENDS, and use my INTERNET CELEBRITY to release THE HIGHLANDER 2: THE HIGHLANDING Starring STEVE GUTTENBERG
After equipping myself with a SWORD and a SHIELD and becoming THE HIGHLANDER, I INITIATE KIL-A-TRON GENOCIDE MODE, turn to face the group of JEDI on the LAUNCH PAD, and CHARGE LAZERS. I clearly make the announcement, that I am SITH, and scream "DEATH TO ALL JEDI SCUM!".
STATS
Health Points - 15
Mana Points - 8
Ineffective Weaponry - 6
General Knowledge - 5
Common Sense - 4
British Charm - 4
Cynicism - 4
Gravitas - 3
Chance of Success - 1
The Force - You're one with it
Quick Menu:
Be
Not be
Suffer outrageous fortune
Retrieve arms
You are at THE LAUNCH PAD. There are A NUMBER OF JEDI and a PARTICULARLY KIL-A-TRONIC FELLOW.
You MAKE A PURPOSEFULLY DISTASTEFUL JOKE AT THE EXPENSE OF WOOKIES. The OTHER PLAYERS have been DESENSITIZED BY 4CHAN and find if MILDLY AMUSING. They REWARD you with ONE EXTRA QUICK ACTION THIS TURN. DRSWORDS OBTAINS 2/3 of an EXTRA QUICK ACTION.
However, a POLITICALLY CONSCIOUS WOOKIE OVERHEARD YOU. You DECIDE it is BEST to BE ELSEWHERE.
You BE ELSEWHERE. You SUFFER OUTRAGEOUS FORTUNE to FIND YOURSELF in THE ARMORY.
RMS OCEANIC is AWARE that no RAVE is COMPLETE without BINGE DRINKING, so DECIDES TO DO SO.
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cptruggedI think it has something to do with free will.Registered Userregular
edited January 2010
Just a friendly reminder that the quick menu has an upkeep of 2 electro bits. When this upkeep must be paid is beyond comprehension. Well defined rules and all...
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You are FERAL.
Feral is a dashing fellow of two fingers above six foot, lithe and catlike in stature. His form seems to be constantly in flux, with flowing auburn hair that flirts with the lightest breeze, and his form obscured by an inky peacoat that ripples around his silhouette like shadow. His very presence is intimidating, with dark piercing eyes that stare directly into your soul...
...well, only if you're wildly hallucinating, that is. To the sober, he's a rather ordinary schlub, just another slightly pale, slightly paunchy white guy with brown hair with a beard. He's dressed in geek couture, three parts Target and one part Kid Robot: jeans and a button-down black shirt, a pair of black Doc Martens that really serve no functional purpose, and a dark blue hoodie adorned with art depicting the wireframe model of a generic anime mecha.
STATS
Primal Sexual Energy- 11
Moxy - 10
Persuasion (through triumphant argumentation) - 11
Well-Groomed Facial Hair - 6
Pop Music Lyrics- 4
General physical abilities like strength quickness reflexes whatever the fuck I don't really care - 8
TEAM 4CHAN
Quick Menu
Don't Stop
Believing
Hold Onto That Feeling
Guitar Solo
You are in CHICAGO. It is the BEST CITY in the WORLD.
If I'm a Jedi can I use the force to decipher this fucking card?
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
That's the first 3 lines. The hell if I'm decoding the rest. This is a bastard of a card.
Edit: Also that is a mean fucking Raichu. The cute factor is being outweighed by the discontent on his face.
I can only imagine what my quick menu will be.
You FEEL THE FORCE SURGING THROUGH YOU. You feel A ONENESS WITH ALL LIVING THINGS. You HAVE A FUCKING LIGHTSABER.
STATS
Primal Sexual Energy- 11
Moxy - 10
Persuasion (through triumphant argumentation) - 11
Well-Groomed Facial Hair - 6
Pop Music Lyrics- 4
General physical abilities like strength quickness reflexes whatever the fuck I don't really care - 8
The Force - You're one with it
You have TWO QUICK ACTIONS LEFT.
*Must crank up Dethklok... *
So, since VH is still in negative electrobits, doesn't that mean that everybody is now a Jedi?
When a player is in negative electrobits, are ALL cards copied for all players, regardless of who played them?
Not a problem. See that beard? See that paunch? See that weeaboo sweater? That's the kind of guy who owns a lightsaber.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
Or we can all be jedis at the launch pad and skip a turn. Whatever works.
I would prefer that the rule only applied to the quick menu. otherwise there will be 48 of us at the launch pad all waiting for next turn, possibly having a huge jedi fight...
wait what the fuck am i talking about? Hell yes it should apply to all cards!
Edit: Really in all fairness, despite how epic it would be to the contrary, it should only apply to the card that was played.
Further Edit: Feral.. you have two quick actions still. Just a friendly reminder ( being last in the turn order is making me crazier than usual ).
First, Hold on to that Feeling (and add my Pop Music Lyrics skill for EXTRA feeling!)
Second: Guitar Solo!
Jedi guitar solo!
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
Also known as the Han Solo.
BOOOO
GET OFF THE STAGE
My intention was for that only to apply to the player who has negative electrobits. But I see how the wording is unclear.
But you're right it is in the EXTREMELY WELL DEFINED AND UNCHANGEABLE RULES. I see no other option but to retroactively make both Ronaldo's and Feral's cards apply to all players.
You are about to EXPRESS A FEELING, however you decide to HOLD ON TO THAT FEELING for a moment, as you are SUDDENLY TRANSPORTED VIA RETROACTIVE RULE IMPLEMENTATION. You DECIDE that NOW IS A VERY GOOD TIME TO ROCK OUT.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVjiESZ1614
SHIT IS ABOUT TO GO DOWN.
You are DRSWORDS.
Raised in the halcyon days of Compuserve and AOL, this troll has experience getting on peoples nerves. With his tactless wit, scathing prejudicial statements, and overall demeanor, he has made far more enemies than friends. Seen hanging around forums like Fark, and 4chan ( where he actually posts with a name ), he often brings out the worst in people.
STATS
Hp - 10
Verbal Defense - 10
Sarcasm - 5
Admin Friends - 5
Internet Celebrity - 5
Myspace Friends - 5
Hot Pockets - 5
Nagging Mom - 4
Basement - 1
The Force - You're one with it
Quick Menu:
Cut
First Aid
Charge Lazers
Initiate KIL-A-TRON Genocide Mode
You are at THE LAUNCH PAD. There are A NUMBER OF JEDI.
RMS has that card :P.
He better use it.
I pay the cost of making the AWFUL SEQUEL, by calling on some of my ADMIN FRIENDS, and use my INTERNET CELEBRITY to release THE HIGHLANDER 2: THE HIGHLANDING Starring STEVE GUTTENBERG
After equipping myself with a SWORD and a SHIELD and becoming THE HIGHLANDER, I INITIATE KIL-A-TRON GENOCIDE MODE, turn to face the group of JEDI on the LAUNCH PAD, and CHARGE LAZERS. I clearly make the announcement, that I am SITH, and scream "DEATH TO ALL JEDI SCUM!".
You EQUIP SWORD and SHIELD and INITIATE KIL-A-TRON GENOCIDE MODE. You BEGIN to CHARGE your LAZER.
...you get the idea.
You GAIN +5 to VERBAL DEFENSE and +5 to ATTACK.
Your LAZER is at 10% POWER.
STATS
Hp - 10
Attack - 5
Verbal Defense - 15
Sarcasm - 5
Admin Friends - 5
Internet Celebrity - 5
Myspace Friends - 5
Hot Pockets - 5
Nagging Mom - 4
Basement - 1
The Force - You're one with it
Lazer - 10%
Rebel 3
It is Daius' turn!
STATS
Health Points - 15
Mana Points - 8
Ineffective Weaponry - 6
General Knowledge - 5
Common Sense - 4
British Charm - 4
Cynicism - 4
Gravitas - 3
Chance of Success - 1
The Force - You're one with it
Quick Menu:
Be
Not be
Suffer outrageous fortune
Retrieve arms
You are at THE LAUNCH PAD. There are A NUMBER OF JEDI and a PARTICULARLY KIL-A-TRONIC FELLOW.
I say something appalling about Wookies. I am however rewarded due to 4Chan being in play. I target Drswords to take backlash.
I then SUFFER OUTRAGEOUS FORTUNE (Preferably by Force-Jumping the hell out of there) and then continue to BE.
You MAKE A PURPOSEFULLY DISTASTEFUL JOKE AT THE EXPENSE OF WOOKIES. The OTHER PLAYERS have been DESENSITIZED BY 4CHAN and find if MILDLY AMUSING. They REWARD you with ONE EXTRA QUICK ACTION THIS TURN. DRSWORDS OBTAINS 2/3 of an EXTRA QUICK ACTION.
However, a POLITICALLY CONSCIOUS WOOKIE OVERHEARD YOU. You DECIDE it is BEST to BE ELSEWHERE.
You BE ELSEWHERE. You SUFFER OUTRAGEOUS FORTUNE to FIND YOURSELF in THE ARMORY.
You have ONE REMAINING QUICK ACTION.
ALL OF THEM.
SILLY GOOSE, you ALREADY HAVE YOUR ARMS.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEMANTICS
STATS
HP: 15
Wisdom: 15
Knowledge (General): 15
Motivation: 5
The Force: You're one with it
TEAM 4CHAN
Quick Menu:
Push buttons randomly
One Liner
Flee
Binge Drinking
You are at THE LAUNCH PAD. There is A NUMBER OF JEDI and an INCENSED WOOKIE.
and i love it.
ps- 2 quick menu choices. i am proud of myself. thanks shakespeare and journey.
This is the BEST GAME.
I love you so much.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
You PUSH RANDOM BUTTONS on your LIGHTSABER. Suddenly, it BEGINS TO STROBE.
This ENGENDERS STRANGE FEELINGS in EVERYONE AROUND.
EVERYBODY RAVE.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3jrhfZzOeg&feature=related