Ray: What if you fell down dead and no one knew what service to plan for you?
Roast Beef: You can discreetly work my remains into the ashtrays at the bowling alley, and then pour an eight ounce of Coors out into an unclaimed pair of Stride Rites.
Ray: You want a reading or anything?
Roast Beef: I would like a huge sassy black lady to point at a portrait of me and exclaim 'fuck THIS guy!'
Right on cue, thirteen ugly children roll gutterballs.
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[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] Spun uncontrollably skyward... Driven brutally into the ground
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I hate children so much.
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Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
Munkus BeaverYou don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPAregular
i want to make a webcomic so badly but i dont know what about
this has been in my head for like 5 years now
its like really needing to sneeze but not being able to
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i want to make a webcomic so badly but i dont know what about
this has been in my head for like 5 years now
its like really needing to sneeze but not being able to
i want to make a webcomic so badly but i dont know what about
this has been in my head for like 5 years now
its like really needing to sneeze but not being able to
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WHO IS HE
/eyebrows/
Roast Beef: You can discreetly work my remains into the ashtrays at the bowling alley, and then pour an eight ounce of Coors out into an unclaimed pair of Stride Rites.
Ray: You want a reading or anything?
Roast Beef: I would like a huge sassy black lady to point at a portrait of me and exclaim 'fuck THIS guy!'
Right on cue, thirteen ugly children roll gutterballs.
the lesson here is don’t try to plan anything fun
don’t talk about it, don’t think about it. just rush into it!
this is the only way to truly enjoy things
also to end up with cool stories about your recent injuries/death
edit: damn resizing DAMN YOU TINY PIC
much better
handled that shit
handled the shit out of that shit
tell that to ms. beaton
He is touched to receive an apology after so many years
Munkus is secretly Mr. Bear.
You hate everything.
So much.
sal you are the kate beaton to my ugly teacher
how Cornelius never shuts the fuck up and is a huge asshole
I hate that guy
this has been in my head for like 5 years now
its like really needing to sneeze but not being able to
MAKE A WEBCOMIC ABOUT ME AND MY CRAZY ADVENTURES
ROLO COMIXX
I've been waiting for to load for like 2 days
Frank Sinatra Comics
do they both like video games and have questionable hair
and a robot
and PORNO HOT girlfriends