[wrestling] SEXY BOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Zen Vulgarity

I hear voices in my head

They talk to me

They tell me that

THIS IS BULLSHIT

Anyway this is the wrestling thread. Here we bitch about:



This terrible fucking company that has good wrestling and SHITTY AS FUCK booking



This company which has okay booking and okay wrestling and SHITTY AS FUCK woman's divison

Zen Vulgarity

Post reserved for Champion shit.

Here's what we currently have in the WWE:



THE CHAMP IS SWERVED



DOUCHEISTA - WWE Champ



Miz - US champ



Ezekiel Jackson - ECW Champ



OUR SAVIOR, CHRIS JERICHO - World Heavyweight Champion



DREW MCINTYRE- LILUHL PAHTEE CHAMPION



Show Miz - Tag Team Champions

Women's divisons are left off because no one gives a shit about them

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OH NO YOU CROSSED THE LINE, RUN



"The Phenomenal" A J Styles - World Heavyweight Champion


Eric Young - Global Champion (whatever the fuck that means)




"Supermex" Hernandez & "The Blueprint" Matt Morgan - Tag Team Champions



Amazing Red (Amazingly Bad Name) -X Division Champion



Tara - Knockouts Champion




Awesome Kong and Hamada (thank god they pushed her) - Knockouts Tag Team champions

ChillyWilly

Don't insult wrestling, bro.

It's still real to me, dammit.

elevature

so who will win the rumble? who should win?

I hope for Jericho or MVP, but I have a feeling it'll be Cena or HHH.

EvilBadman

Super awesome Impact spoiler:

A.J. Styles defeated Kurt Angle with an ankle lock. This match was described as an 'Orlando Screw Job'. Earl Hebner was the referee for this match and he had them ring the bell. Styles, Flair, and Hebner left the ringside area. After the match, Hulk Hogan came out and Angle spat in his face. Angle went to the announce table and took Mike Tenay's chair and throw it into the stage.

Bitching table for TNA has been set.

Balefuego

Zen why aren't the tag champs up there

Zen Vulgarity

I posted too soon

KurnDerak

This thread's awesome *clap clap clapclapclap*

Might as well put in TNA, if for nothing else then the Knockout division. That may be one of the few reasons to watch TNA right now, as long as the new people running the show don't kill that too.

Dyvim Tvar

Next TNA Knockout champion: Medusa. Or maybe Missy Hyatt.

Preacher

Christian is an ECW champ again? Good for Christian.

Xenogears of Bore

Preacher wrote: »

Christian is an ECW champ again? Good for Christian.

Definite upgrade over TNA World Champion.

Preacher

Xenogears of Bore wrote: »

Preacher wrote: »

Christian is an ECW champ again? Good for Christian.

Definite upgrade over TNA World Champion.

Captain Charisma is a solid wrestler who works a good match and his mike skills have always been solid. I still don't know what he did to piss off Vince though.

Legacy

EvilBadman wrote: »

Super awesome Impact spoiler:

A.J. Styles defeated Kurt Angle with an ankle lock. This match was described as an 'Orlando Screw Job'. Earl Hebner was the referee for this match and he had them ring the bell. Styles, Flair, and Hebner left the ringside area. After the match, Hulk Hogan came out and Angle spat in his face. Angle went to the announce table and took Mike Tenay's chair and throw it into the stage.

Bitching table for TNA has been set.

The only thing I can hope is that it's a false report made up to make people watch and see if it actually happens.

But then I remember that it's TNA. So...no. Why? I thought it was bad enough when WWE retreaded over it with Punk.

LBD_Nytetrayn

Kyougu wrote: »

TNA Spoilers, once again proving that they'll never be nothing more than a second rate WWE.

A.J. Styles defeated Kurt Angle with an ankle lock. This match was described as an 'Orlando Screw Job'. Earl Hebner was the referee for this match and he had them ring the bell. Styles, Flair, and Hebner left the ringside area. After the match, Hulk Hogan came out and Angle spat in his face. Angle went to the announce table and took Mike Tenay's chair and throw it into the stage.

This... has to be a lie. You're making this up... right?

Kyougu

One of the many things that bugs me is TNA's constant reffering to the WWE. It just makes them look really second rate.

Concentrate on your own product, god knows it needs it. I will admit though, that I like the idea of Styles and Flair. Styles is so fucking bland outside the ring, that hopefully he can pick up a few things from Flair.

ChillyWilly

Preacher wrote: »

Xenogears of Bore wrote: »

Preacher wrote: »

Christian is an ECW champ again? Good for Christian.

Definite upgrade over TNA World Champion.

Captain Charisma is a solid wrestler who works a good match and his mike skills have always been solid. I still don't know what he did to piss off Vince though.

He's not built like Batista, basically.

Zen Vulgarity

ChillyWilly wrote: »

Preacher wrote: »

Xenogears of Bore wrote: »

Preacher wrote: »

Christian is an ECW champ again? Good for Christian.

Definite upgrade over TNA World Champion.

Captain Charisma is a solid wrestler who works a good match and his mike skills have always been solid. I still don't know what he did to piss off Vince though.

He's not built like Batista, basically.

The Peep Show was fantastic and is sorely missed with the Abraham Washington Show taking its place

Also Christian has been ECW champ since fucking July.

THEPAIN73

Well it is certainly establishing him as a main event star isn't it?

Zen Vulgarity

Christian already was a main event star. Edge and Christian were one of the hottest tag teams in the past decade or so.

Preacher

Zen Vulgarity wrote: »

Christian already was a main event star. Edge and Christian were one of the hottest tag teams in the past decade or so.

For sure, they won most of the TLC crazyness. Cut the best promos etc. I'd say they were THE best tag team of the attitude era.

JustinSane07

I think Christian is the longest running champ right now.

Maybe Miz as US champ.

Personally I'd like to see Christian pushed into the main event on RAW or Smackdown but I don't see any room for him on either show. Which might be good for him career wise. He's the man on ECW and he does a great job working with the younger guys.

If it wasn't for the crappy Abraham Washington segment, ECW might be the best of the 4 wrestling shows going.

THEPAIN73

Zen Vulgarity wrote: »

Christian already was a main event star. Edge and Christian were one of the hottest tag teams in the past decade or so.

While I agree. When they gave him his Cena feud in 2005 but he was an after thought to the Jericho/Cena feud. Then when he was getting too popular they cast him off to Smackdown in the draft.

Then he quit around Taboo Tuesday, after realizing they weren't doing anything with him so he left. At the next TNA ppv he debuted and was given the title at the Against All Odds ppv in February 2006.

Clearly he was ready for a higher spot on the card but TNA really made WWE believe he could carry a show. That is why he is on ECW. It is a test. They want to see if the people will care enough about him.

And yes Edge and Christian is the best tag team of the past 15 years. They were fantastic.

Preacher

He was hardly pushed in the TNA main event though, more of an after thought after his initial appearance. I would hope he's being pushed as ECW champ to rebuild that brand, get some young workers in there with a charasmatic champion. I mean the show already has their best announce team, now it just needs the wrestlers.

ChillyWilly

Preacher wrote: »

Zen Vulgarity wrote: »

Christian already was a main event star. Edge and Christian were one of the hottest tag teams in the past decade or so.

For sure, they won most of the TLC crazyness. Cut the best promos etc. I'd say they were THE best tag team of the attitude era.

I would agree with this.

Zen Vulgarity

So what the fuck is with DX

They're tag champs and now there's a possible break-up? Why the fuck give them the belts? Unless it's all part of the CEREBRAL ASSASSIN'S tactics to make Taker/Michaels a reality.

JustinSane07

Did they even come out with the belts last night?

Preacher

Zen Vulgarity wrote: »

So what the fuck is with DX

They're tag champs and now there's a possible break-up? Why the fuck give them the belts? Unless it's all part of the CEREBRAL ASSASSIN'S tactics to make Taker/Michaels a reality.

Honestly I wish Shawn would just walk, don't go to TNA, just retire and let Hunter have some other crony carry his jock. Shawn is no more than hunters stooge at this point (my how the worm turns) and its kind of sad.

Zen Vulgarity

Well when you play the game make sure you cup the balls if you want to win

THEPAIN73

JustinSane07 wrote: »

Did they even come out with the belts last night?

I didn't watch the main event but throughout the night they didn't even have them on.

What did happen last night anyway?

What did 'Aitch tell Shawn?

Zen Vulgarity

Trips is in the rumble and he's declaring himself victor

THEPAIN73

Sounds shitty.

Will watch next week

JustinSane07

He spent the whole fucking night trying to tell Shawn this, but he wanted to do it in private and they kept getting interrupted.

So at the end of the night, Triple H tells Shawn infront of the live + TV audience. Like, I know what you guys were going for, but you didn't need to pretend it was so secret and personal.

Zen Vulgarity

Well so did The Big Show and Cena

Although The Miz Show sounds like a tempting tag team

JustinSane07

The Big Miz sounds like a male pornstar.

Zen Vulgarity

Which is why I said Miz Show

Preacher

JustinSane07 wrote: »

The Big Miz sounds like a male pornstar.

I dunno didn't val venis already indiciate the big show is more like the small show?

THEPAIN73

Keep Miz out of tag team action.

He is fine as a singles wrestler. We saw him in the Mizorrison tag team and they were fantastic but still, no more tag teams for him. While we are at it, no more tag teams for Big Show either. None will live up to Jeri-Show. I yearn for more.

I like to think if Edge hadn't gotten injured the Rated Y2J team would have been fucking epic, but alas he did and we still got a team of some worth from it.

Made me care about Big Show which is hard to do.

Oh obligatory "I miss Edge". It is a new thread after all.

Zen Vulgarity

You think you know him.

Preacher

I think we all miss Edge, he's one of their best heels/jerks. Funny both him and orton are great heels but they are made of fucking glass (but edge's probems are neck related right? aren't those like really difficult to fully recover from?)

THEPAIN73

Well it isn't so much that he's made of glass it's the many ladder/TLC/Table/Hardcore matches this man has gone through.

They do take a toll on a body.

Preacher

THEPAIN73 wrote: »

Well it isn't so much that he's made of glass it's the many ladder/TLC/Table/Hardcore matches this man has gone through.

They do take a toll on a body.

There is that, unlike Orton, Edge actually wrestled at a time where they were killing themselves to get over.