So the thread is pretty straight forward. I got a pair of jeans that I really like a couple months ago- I was trying not to wear them too often since I tend to end up doing a lot of random outside work and I didn't want to get dirt/grease on them.
Anyway, I've worn them about 3 times so far and this 3rd time out I realized that, when I was walking, the fly would fold over and leave the zipper in plain view. Out side of something drastic like sowing the fly shut for good, is there a good solution to this problem?
possibly tl:dr : Fly on my jeans doesn't cover a closed barndoor!
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Your junk is so huge the fly turned into an outtie? Just walk around with a smug smile.
or you could try to return them if you kept the reciept.
While you're not wearing them, also check and make sure it's not simply a defect of the jean and the fabric isn't sewn properly. If it's extremely stiff right now, work it in with your hands for a good 5 minutes before your starch/iron it too.
And, while I usually just leave my shirts tucked, they only cover about 1/2 of the zipper at most. Even if most people won't notice i'd feel awkward about it.
While I would like to blame the situation on my enormous crotch that sadly isn't the problem. It seems like the fabric needs to be stiffer to just hold its place (like their might be a little bit too much fabric... but not enough to where it's unsolvable). In all, the fabric is pretty thin and flexible.
I'll try to track down an Iron and see if that works.
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