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Hi America. I'm not one of you but I am getting concerned.

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  • RynaRyna Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Michael Moore approves this thread

    ... and funnel cake sticks

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    this thread is now about donuts

    i like krispy kreme chocolate eclairs the best

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Tarranon wrote: »
    I adore beignets and funnel cakes and doughnuts but those funnel sticks are p. bad.

    This is my take on the matter.

    I've eaten some pretty unhealthy shit in my time, and even I'm going "Goddamn."

    Poorochondriac on
  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    And yet as terrible as all this shit is, screw it, I'm staying here. It could be a lot worse somewhere else.

    And it's not like Canada is all peaches and cream, unicorn farts and rainbows. At least our executive branch didn't just decide to shut down the entire legislative branch. And while Texas probably should, none of our states have tried to become their own separate country since 1865.

    i agree!

    This really wasn't meant to be a 'weh weh canada rules america drools' thread. I hate our current troubles but no one cares about Canada.

    I just noticed that no one seemed to be talking about these two subjects so I thought I'd bring them up.

    no i meant that i agreed texas should be independent. not sure why you said that, but whatever.

    (i don't really think it would be a good idea i just think it'd be cool)

    did you not learn shit in texas history class

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    And yet as terrible as all this shit is, screw it, I'm staying here. It could be a lot worse somewhere else.

    And it's not like Canada is all peaches and cream, unicorn farts and rainbows. At least our executive branch didn't just decide to shut down the entire legislative branch. And while Texas probably should, none of our states have tried to become their own separate country since 1865.

    i agree!

    This really wasn't meant to be a 'weh weh canada rules america drools' thread. I hate our current troubles but no one cares about Canada.

    I just noticed that no one seemed to be talking about these two subjects so I thought I'd bring them up.

    no i meant that i agreed texas should be independent. not sure why you said that, but whatever.

    (i don't really think it would be a good idea i just think it'd be cool)

    it was more in response to otaku

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  • RustRust __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2010
    Cloudman wrote: »
    this thread is now about donuts

    i like krispy kreme chocolate eclairs the best

    donuts, hot dogs, pie

    none are terribly good

    Rust on
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Cloudman wrote: »
    this thread is now about donuts

    i like krispy kreme chocolate eclairs the best

    me and like 5 other people in the world prefer dunkin donuts to krispy kreme

    this is one of those opinions I have that I cannot fault everyone else for not sharing

    Raneados on
  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    No, satansfingers, I did not learn shit in Texas History class, why don't you enlighten me?

    Dead Legend on
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  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    No, satansfingers, I did not learn shit in Texas History class, why don't you enlighten me?

    we weren't very good at being a country

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Rust wrote: »
    Cloudman wrote: »
    this thread is now about donuts

    i like krispy kreme chocolate eclairs the best

    donuts, hot dogs, pie

    none are terribly good

    fuck you and die forever

    this is THE most wrong thing anyone has said in AGES

    Raneados on
  • UmaroUmaro Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Rust wrote: »
    Cloudman wrote: »
    this thread is now about donuts

    i like krispy kreme chocolate eclairs the best

    donuts, hot dogs, pie

    none are terribly good

    You are a... a ridiculous goose.

    Umaro on
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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    Cloudman wrote: »
    this thread is now about donuts

    i like krispy kreme chocolate eclairs the best

    me and like 5 other people in the world prefer dunkin donuts to krispy kreme

    this is one of those opinions I have that I cannot fault everyone else for not sharing

    dunkin donuts is incredible but there aren't any in my city. i checked. multiple times

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  • RustRust __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2010
    it should be noted that i have a tongue made of charcoal

    Rust on
  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Rust wrote: »
    Cloudman wrote: »
    this thread is now about donuts

    i like krispy kreme chocolate eclairs the best

    donuts, hot dogs, pie

    none are terribly good

    world's silliest goose right here

    Balefuego on
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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    cloudman I think i have 4 dunkin donuts and 2 krispy kremes within walking distance

    Raneados on
  • Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    jim gaffigan says they love Dunkin Donuts in Boston
    I looove Krispy Kreme

    Lord Dave on
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  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    i had dunkin donuts yesterday and it was pretty fantastic

    satansfingers on
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    now i'm conflicted because i hate boston

    Raneados on
  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I hate Jim Gaffigan!

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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    krispy kreme is far superior to Dunkin Donuts

    Balefuego on
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  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    i haven't had a krispy kreme in a while

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    also also i like going into dunkin donuts and getting the old donuts for 75% off

    they need to learn that 10 hours old does not mean ruined donuts

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  • UmaroUmaro Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Rane's belly is where old donuts go to die, and dream of jelly pastures forevermore.

    Umaro on
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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    No, satansfingers, I did not learn shit in Texas History class, why don't you enlighten me?

    we weren't very good at being a country

    yes that's why


    (i don't really think it would be a good idea i just think it'd be cool) = sarcasm

    but then again it's not like we're very good at being a state either with all the fucking retards in the legislature and goddamn fucking rick perry at governor

    KINKY 4 LIFE

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    send kinky to missouri so he can replace kit bond later this year, please

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Umaro wrote: »
    Rane's belly is where old donuts go to die, and dream of jelly pastures forevermore.

    ooh no jelly donuts

    no thanks

    and no nuts or coconut

    everything else into my mouth

    Raneados on
  • Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    And yet as terrible as all this shit is, screw it, I'm staying here. It could be a lot worse somewhere else.

    And it's not like Canada is all peaches and cream, unicorn farts and rainbows. At least our executive branch didn't just decide to shut down the entire legislative branch. And while Texas probably should, none of our states have tried to become their own separate country since 1865.

    i agree!

    This really wasn't meant to be a 'weh weh canada rules america drools' thread. I hate our current troubles but no one cares about Canada.

    I just noticed that no one seemed to be talking about these two subjects so I thought I'd bring them up.

    no i meant that i agreed texas should be independent. not sure why you said that, but whatever.

    (i don't really think it would be a good idea i just think it'd be cool)

    did you not learn shit in texas history class

    I spent a few of my primary school years in Texas
    One year we watched a movie dramatizing the battle of the Alamo
    We won

    Lord Dave on
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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    sometimes i wonder if a disgruntled krispy kreme employee has ever ejaculated into the donut glaze.

    doesn't stop me from eating them though

    Clint Eastwood on
  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    i

    love

    donuts

    One day your metabolism is gonna just shut off.
    Gainin' 50 lbs a day.

    neville on
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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    And yet as terrible as all this shit is, screw it, I'm staying here. It could be a lot worse somewhere else.

    And it's not like Canada is all peaches and cream, unicorn farts and rainbows. At least our executive branch didn't just decide to shut down the entire legislative branch. And while Texas probably should, none of our states have tried to become their own separate country since 1865.

    i agree!

    This really wasn't meant to be a 'weh weh canada rules america drools' thread. I hate our current troubles but no one cares about Canada.

    I just noticed that no one seemed to be talking about these two subjects so I thought I'd bring them up.

    no i meant that i agreed texas should be independent. not sure why you said that, but whatever.

    (i don't really think it would be a good idea i just think it'd be cool)

    it was more in response to otaku

    I didn't think it was a canada is awesome thread either, I was just saying that everywhere has problems. And I had not heard of the two you mention, which suck, but thank you for posting them. Now I can gnash my teeth in rage in my sleep.

    The Otaku Suppository on
  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Cloudman wrote: »
    send kinky to missouri so he can replace kit bond later this year, please

    robin carnahan is a pretty good lady

    satansfingers on
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    neville wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    i

    love

    donuts

    One day your metabolism is gonna just shut off.
    Gainin' 50 lbs a day.

    i shall tape that

    Raneados on
  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Also an independent Texas reminds me of Chrononauts which might just be the best card game ever.

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Cloudman wrote: »
    send kinky to missouri so he can replace kit bond later this year, please

    robin carnahan is a pretty good lady

    oh right her, i don't know much about her except that she has a (D) after her name and that her dad died

    Clint Eastwood on
  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Cloudman wrote: »
    Cloudman wrote: »
    send kinky to missouri so he can replace kit bond later this year, please

    robin carnahan is a pretty good lady

    oh right her, i don't know much about her except that she has a (D) after her name and that her dad died

    she had breast cancer, also

    i dunno i have some friends who work for her

    satansfingers on
  • .avi.avi regular
    edited January 2010
    so........ alex jones was rihgt after all....

    .avi on
  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    oh god there's a guy in G&T with a jonah fucking goldberg quote for his signature

    UGGGGGH

    Clint Eastwood on
  • UmaroUmaro Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Cloudman wrote: »
    oh god there's a guy in G&T with a jonah fucking goldberg quote for his signature

    UGGGGGH

    Jonah who?
    Wikipedia wrote:
    He is the author of Liberal Fascism, which reached #1 on the New York Times Best Seller list.[3]
    ...
    Goldberg has publicly admitted to disliking France or, as he writes, being in the "frog-bashing business," using the derogatory term "frog" to designate the French: "the frog-bashing business has changed a lot since I first started just a few years ago".[14] He has also called for "the total destruction of France"; he later clarified his statement as meaning "the destruction of France as an idea".[15]

    So when are they giving this guy a half-hour show on FOX? Hurhurhurhur.

    Umaro on
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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    i want to KILL YOU

    kill you as an idea

    because that makes sense

    Raneados on
  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    jonah goldberg is the hackiest of hacks

    his appearance on the Daily Show to promote that rag you mentioned in your post was hilarious. watch it on youtube if you can find it, it's a real classic.

    Clint Eastwood on
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