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An-DAn-D EnthusiastAshevilleRegistered User regular
edited January 2010 in Help / Advice Forum
So, my friend and I are looking for a kind of epic/hard-to-get-to place to travel, and of course, Cuba came up. Its crazy difficult to get to Cuba, with tons of paperwork and whatnot needed from the US Government before you can even get on a plane. And once you get to Cuba, you're not allowed to spend money on any goods manufactured there (or something like that).

So (and I'm sorry if this crosses into that 'illegal advice' rule on this forum. If so, than just lock it), we were wondering if it is really a huge deal to just go to Mexico or a Central American country and than hopping on a plane/boat over to Cuba for a few days. From what we've read, when you get to Cuba, they won't stamp your passport and you get a Visa stapled to your passport (or something like that). When you leave Cuba, there is no trace that you were ever there.

Is that true? I know I've heard of Americans going to Cuba without all kinds of crazy official business going on. Has anyone tried/know anyone that does it? And will Customs really freak out on our way back into the United States? From everything I've read, that is the main obstacle (and why this might not be okay for the H/A forum)...there could be consequences for going to Cuba without "permission."

Any advice, PA?

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I dunno, it seems that trying to circumvent the laws of cuba is liable to get you thrown into a cuban jail

    which i would guess is the exact opposite of fun

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  • SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2010
    You have to apply for a visa in advance via the Cuban embassy. You can't just pick one up at the duty free.

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  • PracticalProblemSolverPracticalProblemSolver Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Raneados, there are no cuban laws against americans visiting, there's nothing illegal about it there.

    An-D, it's no big deal to go for a few days, just change your money to canadian in mexico(no usa debit/credit cards in cuba and usd is charged extra fee) and don't bring anything made in cuba back with you or say where you went when you return. Don't lie, just don't say anything.

    ps all other normal requirements for visiting a foreign country apply, plan it in advance, get shots/visa, etc etc

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  • SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2010
    Actually, I might be wrong. Hang on, doing some reading.

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Raneados, there are no cuban laws against americans visiting, there's nothing illegal about it there.

    An-D, it's no big deal to go for a few days, just change your money to canadian in mexico(no usa debit/credit cards in cuba and usd is charged extra fee) and don't bring anything made in cuba back with you or say where you went when you return. Don't lie, just don't say anything.

    ps all other normal requirements for visiting a foreign country apply, plan it in advance, get shots/visa, etc etc

    i never said there was

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  • VultureVulture __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2010
    It's not hard getting to Cuba at all if you're a Cuban American.

    And really there is nothing to see there anyway.

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  • useless4useless4 Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    It's like Absinth, once the US can legally go to Cuba again people will wonder what the big deal was in the first place.

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  • VisionOfClarityVisionOfClarity Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    it ays in the wiki that getting into Cuba without a license to do so is illegal and may be prosecuted and fined several thousand dollars
    U.S. citizens caught traveling to Cuba without a license will not be denied re-entry, but may be subject to civil penalties of several thousand dollars and/or criminal prosecution.

    so i'm pretty sure telling him HOW to do this is kinda a no-no

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  • WezoinWezoin Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Yeah, it should be mentioned - the Cuban government doesn't have a problem with Americans, the American government has just done everything in its power to cut Cuba off from the rest of the world out of fear of communism. Although I don't advise putting yourself in a situation where you are likely to get fined, Canada is also another option. There are daily flights from most major Canadian airports to Cuba.

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  • VisionOfClarityVisionOfClarity Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    So I looked at your website, you might be able to craft an academic/journalism mission.

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Wezoin wrote: »
    Yeah, it should be mentioned - the Cuban government doesn't have a problem with Americans, the American government has just done everything in its power to cut Cuba off from the rest of the world out of fear of communism. Although I don't advise putting yourself in a situation where you are likely to get fined, Canada is also another option. There are daily flights from most major Canadian airports to Cuba.

    Actually

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  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    When i was in the caribbean last there were always all these ads for american travel to cuba with things like saying no records no passport needed or some shit i forget it seemed sketchy

    but i'm sure people do this or there would be no business

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  • Iceman.USAFIceman.USAF Major East CoastRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Something about traveling to a country where the leader can say "You, IcemanUSAF are never leaving this place again. Ever." is really unsettling.

    Cuba is one of those places. Just sayin'.

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Something about traveling to a country where the leader can say "You, IcemanUSAF are never leaving this place again. Ever." is really unsettling.

    Cuba is one of those places. Just sayin'.

    america can do this as well you know

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  • adytumadytum The Inevitable Rise And FallRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    It's not a big deal.

    It's also not that interesting when you get there. Cuba is the Cancun of Canada.

    There are plenty of epic places you can go without the hassle.

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  • Iceman.USAFIceman.USAF Major East CoastRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    Something about traveling to a country where the leader can say "You, IcemanUSAF are never leaving this place again. Ever." is really unsettling.

    Cuba is one of those places. Just sayin'.

    america can do this as well you know

    How?

    Typically you have to do something wrong for that to happen.

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  • FubearFubear Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    What if you have a German passport and want to go to Cuba? No animosity between those two, right?

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  • WezoinWezoin Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    Wezoin wrote: »
    Yeah, it should be mentioned - the Cuban government doesn't have a problem with Americans, the American government has just done everything in its power to cut Cuba off from the rest of the world out of fear of communism. Although I don't advise putting yourself in a situation where you are likely to get fined, Canada is also another option. There are daily flights from most major Canadian airports to Cuba.

    Actually

    Although not really relevant to the OP, I take it you're suggesting that the embargo was a result of seizure of US businesses and property in Cuba, as opposed to a fear of communism. In which case you should probably brush up on what a communist revolution entails.

    Straight from Marx and Engel's Communist Manifesto:
    In this sense, the theory of the Communists may be summed up in the single sentence: Abolition of private property.

    In other words, the private sector is supposed to become public property - being seized by the government.

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  • DocDoc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    Something about traveling to a country where the leader can say "You, IcemanUSAF are never leaving this place again. Ever." is really unsettling.

    Cuba is one of those places. Just sayin'.

    america can do this as well you know

    How?

    Typically you have to do something wrong for that to happen.

    What makes it different than Cuba, then?

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  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    This is not a D&D thread, and advice should be restricted to legal means of travelling to Cuba.

    If you want to talk about who has embargoes against whom, or how the Cuban-American exiles are fucking retarded, feel free to start a D&D thread.

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  • VultureVulture __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2010
    To summarize, going to Cuba is neither hard nor epic. There's a million ways to get into it, an entire industry founded around it, and once you get there it's pretty "meh".

    I recommend going to either North Korea or Somalia

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  • kaliyamakaliyama Left to find less-moderated fora Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    It's not that hard to get into cuba. all you do is fly from mexico. i wouldn't do it b/c i'd like to get my clearance upgraded one day and violating export control laws by spending $$ there wouldn't help my case, but nobody cares and you, i'm sure, can either not get your visa in your passport or get it on a removable page. the odds of you being hassled about it are minimal but it's not worth the effort.

    north korea or tibet are the places i'd want to go for a sense of adventure, or if you are not a fatty, just do any intense nature experience in south america, alaska or southeast asia.

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  • RobmanRobman Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    a) fly to Canada
    b) fly to Cuba
    c) thank your deity/patron scientist of choice that Canadian privacy laws bar Canadian airlines reporting passengers to the American government

    Say you bought the souvenirs, cigars and rum in Canada. Don't get cute.

    EDIT oh yeah, don't be a moron and buy your ticket from Canada to Cuba with an American bank account/credit card. Get a Canadian friend to buy your ticket, and wire them the cash. Operate cash-only in Cuba.
    EDIT MK 2 Cuba is well aware that Americans love cigars and rum and cuban ladies er culture, so they give you a card to stick in your passport rather then a stamp.

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    robman that really sounds like you're helping him commit a crime

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  • PracticalProblemSolverPracticalProblemSolver Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    What crime?

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    american citizens traveling to cuba without a license allowing them

    i did quote it earlier

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  • RobmanRobman Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    robman that really sounds like you're helping him commit a crime

    What crime? I offer advice that is completely legal in Canada. I'm not aware of the details of American law.

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  • Iceman.USAFIceman.USAF Major East CoastRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Doc wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    Something about traveling to a country where the leader can say "You, IcemanUSAF are never leaving this place again. Ever." is really unsettling.

    Cuba is one of those places. Just sayin'.

    america can do this as well you know

    How?

    Typically you have to do something wrong for that to happen.

    What makes it different than Cuba, then?

    You don't have to do anything wrong for it to happen. I'm not saying it's likely to happen, but if the cops in Cuba say "You're staying in this prison" then you don't really have much recourse. Communist dictatorship and all.

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  • a5ehrena5ehren AtlantaRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Doc wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    Something about traveling to a country where the leader can say "You, IcemanUSAF are never leaving this place again. Ever." is really unsettling.

    Cuba is one of those places. Just sayin'.

    america can do this as well you know

    How?

    Typically you have to do something wrong for that to happen.

    What makes it different than Cuba, then?

    You don't have to do anything wrong for it to happen. I'm not saying it's likely to happen, but if the cops in Cuba say "You're staying in this prison" then you don't really have much recourse. Communist dictatorship and all.
    DHS can do that in the US, especially if you aren't a citizen.

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  • musanmanmusanman Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Pick up the latest issue of cigar aficianado there are some very easy directions to doing it if you're so inclined. They make the point that many of the guys (with no journalism credentials) do it several times a year with no problem.

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  • kaliyamakaliyama Left to find less-moderated fora Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    american citizens traveling to cuba without a license allowing them

    i did quote it earlier

    It isn't illegal to travel to cuba w/o a license, it's illegal to spend $ - giving cubans hard currency is why, essentially - if you don't have a license issued by the treasury. you break no laws by travelling to cuba. http://travel.state.gov/travel/cis_pa_tw/cis/cis_1097.html explains it. it's pretty easy to get a license if you really want one.

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  • RobmanRobman Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    musanman wrote: »
    Pick up the latest issue of cigar aficianado there are some very easy directions to doing it if you're so inclined. They make the point that many of the guys (with no journalism credentials) do it several times a year with no problem.

    It is one of those things that`s extralegal, so illegal but largely tolerated. Just know that if you travel there, it will come up if you are trying to get something like a Top Secret clearance to do work for a Defense contractor.

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  • An-DAn-D Enthusiast AshevilleRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    We would be leaving from North Carolina, so...we're pretty much half-way there, and we'd like to avoid jumping up to Canada first. Would leaving from Mexico or (god forbid :mrgreen: ) the Bahamas be much different?

    I read about the removable page-thing and no-stamp deal, which is super cool.

    And the reason Cuba was picked, is that my friend and I are moving to Asia (China and South Korea) for a year or so this coming summer. We'll have plenty of chances to try to get into NoKo or Tibet while we are there. So, we're kind of keeping it in this hemisphere.

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  • musanmanmusanman Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    An-D wrote: »

    And the reason Cuba was picked, is that my friend and I are moving to Asia (China and South Korea) for a year or so this coming summer. We'll have plenty of chances to try to get into NoKo or Tibet while we are there. So, we're kind of keeping it in this hemisphere.

    Do not, for any fucking reason, try to get into North Korea.

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  • ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... ... and hard.Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    North Korea? Really?

    While I can't control what you do with your travel dollars, you should be aware that you can only visit there on a guided tour designed solely to make North Korea look good while prying away your cold, hard cash that goes straight to Kim Jong-Il's coffers. Oh, and if you screw up on the tour (i.e., you don't bow hard enough to a statue of the glorious leader) you could get deported and your guide punished, which at a minimum usually means they get thrown in jail.

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  • Iceman.USAFIceman.USAF Major East CoastRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    ASimPerson wrote: »
    North Korea? Really?

    While I can't control what you do with your travel dollars, you should be aware that you can only visit there on a guided tour designed solely to make North Korea look good while prying away your cold, hard cash that goes straight to Kim Jong-Il's coffers. Oh, and if you screw up on the tour (i.e., you don't bow hard enough to a statue of the glorious leader) you could get deported and your guide punished, which at a minimum usually means they get thrown in jail.

    Yeah, North Korea is a bad idea.

    It's basically the same point I was trying to make with Cuba.

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  • SammyFSammyF Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    The DPRK's an even worse idea than Cuba because at least there are individual Cuban citizens who'd like to do business with you, and they actually have things to sell you. North Koreans are too scared of you or the government to want to do business with you, and in any case, you can't sell famine.

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  • adytumadytum The Inevitable Rise And FallRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Trying to sneak into North Korea is just dumb. Look at what trouble the journalists who were just *near* the border got into. You think you, random dumbass American, will fare better? You'll have been breaking rocks for 20 years before anyone bothers to finds out what happened to you.

    Look, going to Cuba is all well and good. But don't think you're going somewhere EPIC or EXTREME. It's a party destination for most of the rest of the world. People go there specifically because there are no Americans. Yes, you're doing something illicit by visiting. But so did the thousands of people that went before. There are sections of mass-market guidebooks written on how to do it. Whoop-de-do.

    There are loads of more interesting and dangerous places you can go, that are actually adventurous. Go find a country that doesn't even have a real guidebook written on it, where they don't have tourists, and where people will look at you like you have two heads because why the fuck would anyone ever want to come here unless they had to?!?!

    I've done it, repeatedly. It's fun if you can handle it.

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  • BladeXBladeX Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Yeah, if anyone is seriously trying to compare Cuba to NK, well you're just a silly goose man.

    To the rest of the world, we really don't see what the big deal about Cuba is besides an American free vacation spot. I can walk into a travel agents office, get an all expenses paid trip to Cuba for a week for less then a grand Canadian. Not exactly an EXTREME place to visit. If I were to somehow get into NK, you would never hear from me again.

    Typical Cuban resort:

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    The only hotel constructed in North Korea which was never finished because honestly, WHO THE FUCK IS GOING TO STAY THERE?!:

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