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I hate you all.

carbon13carbon13 Registered User regular
edited January 2007 in Games and Technology
Yep you heard me. I hate you all. Every single one of you fuckers. And this is why.

I'll make a list.

1) Shadow of the Collossus. You made me buy this, and make it my most favourite game ever. Everything else pales in comparison. Thanks for ruining Zelda.

2) The DS Lite. I had no interest in hand-held gaming, after picking up a cheap Gameboy Colour on ebay i thought i was set for life. Thanks for making me spend money i didn't really have. And don't get me started on games; advance wars, trauma centre (which is like rape, only i keep going back for more), mario kart, the list goes on.

3) Switching to Apple. You utter bastards were the straw that broke the camel's back. After being tempted for a little while i decided to take the plunge a few months ago. My see my macbook more than my girlfriend. Curse you Mac thread.

4) All the games i've been forced to buy. Did i need timespliters:fp? No. Did i buy it? Yes. And it's all your collective faults. The list goes on. The entire silent hill series too. Owning a ps2 for years and never went near them. First topic here about the silent hill movie and i dusted off SH1, before buying the rest. Fucks.

The list goes on and on. Thank you G&T for making my life so much poorer, though slightly happier.

Anyone else been conned into buying excellent games, systems or other technology from this god forsaken hell hole?

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    People here kept talking about Condemned so damn much it condemned me to purchase it. Mwuhahahah.

    Great game, too.

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  • SamphisSamphis Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Okami and Dragon Quest 8.

    And the XBox 360.

    And Viva Pinata, Lego Star Wars, Oblivion, Chibi Robo, Super Princess Peach, a PSP (yeah, not always right, this group is) among others.

    Red Steel. Also, not always right.

    And Contact, Cooking Mama, Jungle Beat, Donkey Konga, etc.

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Oh yeah, Viva Pinata too. I thought it looked silly as shit from the demo/advertisements, but I find it delightful. You could say the forum whacked some sense into me there.

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  • DarkHawkeDarkHawke Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    The fucking GBA micro. I can't put it down now, it's like it's glued to my hands!

    And I'm another victim of Shadow of the Colossus.

    Penny Arcade has also damned me to purchase God Hand and Okami.

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  • Rabid_LlamaRabid_Llama Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    The two worst forum influenced purchases I have made are a PSP and X3: The Reunion. X3 probably wasn't bad, but I couldn't get into it just for the shear fact that I would have to teach myself to play.

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  • tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Shadows of the Colossus - the hype on this board made me buy it. I don't even have a PS2.

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  • Target PracticeTarget Practice Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
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    OUUEEEEENDAAAAAAN!!!!

    Cost me fifty bucks. I don't even like paying fifty bucks for console games, let alone handheld games.

    It was worth it, though.

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  • ShimShamShimSham Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Hooray for making your own decisions! :o

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  • gilraingilrain Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I must toss in my wallet's dismay at having been introduced to the DS and its library of crystal meth. I mean, games. Also, Dwarf Fortress, which consumed many of my earthly hours, of which I have limited number. I shall also blame upon these forums the time and money spent upon EVE, in which I participate in the upper echelon of an elite culture of mercenary space pilots.

    You bastards. If I know you guys, it won't stop here, either. There will be furth atrocities and demands upon my monies and times.




    <3

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  • ArtoriaArtoria Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I had no interest in Disgea or Shadowhearts. this forum showedme the errors of my ways.

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  • taliosfalcontaliosfalcon Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    ShimSham wrote:
    Hooray for making your own decisions! :o
    why would i do a crazy thing like make my own decisions if G&T can do it for me?

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  • Dr_KeenbeanDr_Keenbean Dumb as a butt Planet Express ShipRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I'm not sure if it was 100% but this forum certainly played a part in my getting a DS Lite and then buying about a million games for it.

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  • LavaKnightLavaKnight Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    carbon13 wrote:
    Thank you G&T for making my life so much...happier.

    You're very welcome good sir!

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  • Lindsay LohanLindsay Lohan Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    The DS. I bought it based soley on lurking the DS thread. I have now decided that if it keeps up and the rate it's going it will be my all-time favorite console ever. I can't ever recall enjoying a purchase like I've enjoyed my DS.

    Ouendan: My first import title. Not only did I pay $50 for a handheld game, but it's also like crack, now I want to import everything I see on yesasia!

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  • VaLiantineVaLiantine Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I too am a victim of SotC and soon to be a victim of the DS Lite and EBA.

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  • mausmalonemausmalone Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Screw you G&T for making me try PN03. You were so wrong about that one.

    Oh wait... were these supposed to be sarcastic?

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  • AroducAroduc regular
    edited January 2007
    ShimSham wrote:
    Hooray for making your own decisions! :o

    Hooray for impulse control.

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  • EtericEteric Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Carbon, go out and get it a Wii. It is pretty awesome.

    Get it.

    Like, now.

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  • BallmanBallman Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    If you don't love Guitar Hero, you're not poor enough yet.

    I mean, you do have a ps2 already.

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  • ForarForar #432 Toronto, Ontario, CanadaRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Things I checked out at least in part due to PA threads and forums;

    Final Fantasy Tactics Advance
    City of Heroes
    World of Warcraft
    Civilization 4
    All things Silent Hill
    Eternal Darkness

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  • LockeColeLockeCole Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Drez wrote:
    Oh yeah, Viva Pinata too. I thought it looked silly as shit from the demo/advertisements, but I find it delightful. You could say the forum whacked some sense into me there.

    Please stop that Drez.

    But yeah, viva pinata is one of the great games that I won't admit to owning to anyone I know in real life.

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  • jonxpjonxp [E] PC Security Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Herby wrote:
    The DS. I bought it based soley on lurking the DS thread. I have now decided that if it keeps up and the rate it's going it will be my all-time favorite console ever. I can't ever recall enjoying a purchase like I've enjoyed my DS.

    Ouendan: My first import title. Not only did I pay $50 for a handheld game, but it's also like crack, now I want to import everything I see on yesasia!

    This is me as well.

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  • CyberJackalCyberJackal Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I have also been convinced to make purchases based on word of mouth from these forums.

    My results have not been as positive as yours seem to be... :?

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  • AccualtAccualt Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    The 360 guys have all but emptied my wallet on several occasions.

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  • Dodge AspenDodge Aspen Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I made a couple of forum pressured decisions early in my G and T days. I grabbed Advance Wars after much raving. It turns out strategy games aren't my cup of tea. It was a very good game in a genre I just don't enjoy. Since then, though, I make my own decisions.

    Of course, if there is a game I already want, these forums usually make me want it more than I already do.

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  • MenaceMenace regular
    edited January 2007
    My purchases because of PA:

    Guitar Hero 1/2
    DS Lite
    EBA
    Phoenix Wright
    Trauma Center
    Wii (to a lesser extent)
    Killer7
    Katamari Damacy

    And I'm sure there are more.

    Damn, you guys cost me a lot of money.

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  • ShimShamShimSham Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Aroduc wrote:
    ShimSham wrote:
    Hooray for making your own decisions! :o

    Hooray for impulse control.
    I should have said "Hooray for money management"

    That's kind of what I meant.

    Yeah.

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  • MastervastereMastervastere Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I'm also a victim of SOTC...but I hated it.

    Thanks a fucking bunch G + T.

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  • RenzoRenzo Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I bought Phoenix Wright and Gitaroo Man because of PA, and I didn't like either one. But hey, now I know that I don't like adventure games. And even though I like music games, I discovered that the music has to be good for me to enjoy it.

    So it was a learning experience. I'm trying to be positive here.

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  • MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Fuck you.

    In a soft and gentle way.

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  • WilDPanthA05WilDPanthA05 Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Well lets see:

    Katamari Damacy & We Loooooove Katamari (I had never even heard of them before)
    La Pucelle Tactics
    Ico
    Shadow of the Colossus
    Grim Fandango

    and most importantly ... a Wii

    I would give a big hearty fuck you to G&T but it all just felt so damn good

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  • FireflashFireflash Montreal, QCRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    G&T made me buy:

    -A 360+ geometry wars
    -Shadow of the Collossus
    -City of Vilains
    -Katamari Damacy
    -Beatmania
    -Ouendan Import
    and probably a few other titles.

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  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    You people forced me to buy Katamari Damacy! And I was persuaded to buy Lego Star Wars at gunpoint! You should all be ashamed of yourselves!

    [spoiler:fcf002037f]I loved them both.[/spoiler:fcf002037f]

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  • DirtyDirty Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    This forum has pretty much become my primary source of gaming news. Honestly, if I read an article on IGN, eToy or whatever gaming website is out there, its probably because someone here linked to it. And usually, there's no reason to even follow the link because the OP included all the important info.

    However, I can only think of a few games that would have flown under my radar had it not been for PA.

    -Katamari Damacy
    -Guitar Hero
    -Gitaroo-Man
    -Zone Of The Enders: The Second Runner

    Before PA, when I saw games like those on the shelf at the game store, I'd ask the clerk about it, who would be clueless (because its not made by EA), then I would make a mental note to look up the game later, and ultimately forget. Even if I remembered to look at a review, I would be hesitant to actually buy it because reviews are not to be trusted, and these oddball games aren't on the shelf at Blockbuster/Hollyood Video.

    But then I come into G&T and see the dedicated splooge threads for these games and I felt a lot more confident buying games I never played myself.

    Now I just use Gamefly to avoid the poor selection of B&M video stores, but G&T is a pretty big influence on what goes on my rental list.

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  • WillyFourEyesWillyFourEyes Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Nothing here, as I haven't been a part of the forums long enough to be persuaded into buying anything.

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    WE ARE CONSUMER WHORES

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  • GoombaGoomba __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2007
    WE ARE CONSUMER WHORES
    I've only bought 6 games this year, though.

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Goomba wrote:
    WE ARE CONSUMER WHORES
    I've only bought 6 games this year, though.
    Wow...I bought at least 50. This was a great year for gaming.

    Er: unless you are talking about 2007.

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Goomba wrote:
    WE ARE CONSUMER WHORES
    I've only bought 6 games this year, though.
    It's only been this year for a week!

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