We didn't start the war, and we're not here to end it.
Post under construction.
THE TRUE ENEMY IS NOT THE GETH
THE TRUE ENEMY IS THE REAPERS
__________NEW THIS MONTH_______
Blood Armor - Buy dragonage
Collector's Armor - Buy a CE version of the game
Collector's Rifle - " "
The Cerberus Card - Pay content, but every new game comes with on in pack! Saves you fifteen dolla!
Inferno Armor - Pre-order code from whomever you bought it from
Black Hole Gun - Gamestop only preorder gun.
ROMANCE FAQ (plot spoilers here):
Who can I romance?
Male Shepard can romance Tali, Kelly, Miranda, Jack
Female Shep can romance Jacob, Garrus, Kelly, Thane
When do we get to banging it?
All romances end prior to the start of the suicide mission. Except for Kelly. She won't bed you unless you have beaten the suicide mission, saved the entire crew, and not romanced another character.
ENDGAME FAQ (Because you will have questions):
Do the Normandy Upgrades actually help?
Yes! If you don't upgrade your ship, you will lose: Grunt, Jack, Tali, Legion, and Thane. Immediately, prior to landing on the collector base.
Does loyalty matter?
It is the singlemost important aspect to determining the survival of a party member. It's a given that any low loyalty members will die at some point and/or cause others to die.
WHY DO MY MEN KEEP DYING!?!?!
Using the following, I was able to complete the mission without trouble:
1st choice: Miranda (or Garrus) leads the group, Legion (or Tali) is the technician.
2nd choice: Grunt leads the crew to the ship, Miranda (or Garrus) leads the secondary group, the Asari or Jack provides the biotics (NOTE: I am pretty sure that the biotic user will die here if you take too long to get through)
3rd choice: Mordin died if I didn't bring him along on the final assault. While it may be possible that this is necessary, what is more likely is that taking too long on the final boss will cause you to lose a teammate.
PLEASE NOTE: Sometimes the person that gets killed is not the person who did their job poorly. I lost Legion and Tali during my first two attempts because the persons leading the secondary team were not competent enough (the Merc and Thane)
Does anybody choose to keep the base?
Only pussies.
SUPER SPECIAL BONUS LINKS!!!
MASS EFFECT 1 SAVE FILES
Pissed off that Bioware won't let you choose how to make a new shepard? Want to get the benefits of an imported Shep but want to save the council? Check out:
http://www.annakie.com/me/home.htm
They have compiled a lot of ME1 save files, so you can download and import them over. This is very useful for anyone who has burned their ME1 files to the ground and salted them.
MASS EFFECT 2 FACE CODES
Did you know you can input a code at the bottom of the character customization screen and it will make a face? This is how you can share your horrendous (or beautiful) Shep with the world! A collection of such codes is found here:
http://www.masseffect2faces.com/
For example, the code for my FemShep's face is: 743.W9G.1M7.F8A.JDQ.62Q.1DA.711.966.413.2G6.276
*WORK IN PROGRESS*
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It's not quite as convincing when you post that in every thread.
Also, I just noticed that Jack seems to have a leather top under her straps... this is not the case in game.
So pumped.
Alternate outfit? Why would you want to cover up her ink like that? Blasphemy.
On the black screen
sometimes we call each other and giggle about boys
Why won't they like me?
On the black screen
I laughed when she was all "You sound like a pussy!"
Also, does anyone know if I could register the Cerberus Network card under my XBL account and if that would still allow Rachel to access the DLC and such?
only if she played on your profile
if she played on hers, then no
Well that's kinda shitty
oh well I'll just let her register it under her profile (I'm currently playing the PC version anyhow)
I'd take that as a challenge if I didn't actually want to keep posting here.
God damn you and your quickness, I was about to do that.
If you're talking about the OP's picture, it's actually very related to the ending of the game.
I believe it was a comment on quality rather than content.
an agency patrols hospitals measuring each newborn child's facial radius with calipers
if it is found unfit
it is surrendered to the huntsman program
Biscuit molds lead to face binding.
Fox news investigates if this has adverse effects on the infant's brain development.
Man that was badass.
Holy shit you guys
Game of the Year for all years
FUCK YOU COLLECTORS YOU AIN'T SHIT
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From the last game, they were represented as this rogue alliance black ops unit that operated in the background, trying to keep a low profile.
The general public would only know that they are classified as a rogue group by the alliance and that they are bad. Most would never question whether that information is propaganda or not.
The books get into this.