i used to have a horse that would come up behind me while i was cleaning the yard, put his butt up against me (until i'd pet him), then when i stopped, he'd turn around and lick my arm or shoulder repeatedly
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dangit what does this remind me of
made out of a horse
makes you wanna sing
good job, keith!
i used to have a horse that would come up behind me while i was cleaning the yard, put his butt up against me (until i'd pet him), then when i stopped, he'd turn around and lick my arm or shoulder repeatedly
it's okay we're here for you
i had to tone it down a bit
a condom big enough for a horse
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
and this mouse ain't helpin either!
sturdy
atlas spooked
stubby legged horse eats too much and it all goes to his thighs...what?
???
also NATEK DONT GET THE THREAD LOCKED
you new name is Dangerou-Dave
except now atlas is a horse and he saw a squirrel
Like Atlas Shrugged, only with horses
Which still wouldn't make it the worst book
edit: TAAAAAAM
But if it breaks, some poor girl is gonna be bearing your gifts.
I'm going to bed and when I wake up tomorrow you better have changed my name back!
You're right.
edit: TRY AND STEAL MY THUNDER AY NATEK!
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Marty I love you
Everyone knows their phobia is prairie dogs
Prairie dogs and the number thirteen
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
premature inaccurate horse drawing eight months in advance