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The New Comic Thread for Monday, February 1, 2010

thorgotthorgot there is special providencein the fall of a sparrowRegistered User regular
edited February 2010 in Social Entropy++
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  • JAEFJAEF Unstoppably Bald Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Uh... is there a message system in ME2? I haven't played it at all. Do NPCs leave you mail?

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  • TAFKAPTAFKAP Warrior-Jumper Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Touch my four thousand tits!

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    THE HOLODONG

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  • redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    man

    i bet that cat is really cute

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  • Brodo FagginsBrodo Faggins Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Kinda wanna get in on that holodick action

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    TOUCH MY FOUR THOUSAND TITS!

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited February 2010
    I would give anything for a wholly-sentient copulator.

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    TOUCH MY FOUR THOUSAND TITS

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  • JAEFJAEF Unstoppably Bald Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Ah news post went up.. there is a woman who tells you that you have mail. What the fuck? Did the future do a loop back to AOL circa 1995?

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  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Ooooh, Asari on Asari.

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  • StaxeonStaxeon Buffalo, NYRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Holy shit. I bet there's a ton of comedy gold on the cutting room floor for this strip.

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  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    JAEF wrote: »
    Ah news post went up..
    Tycho wrote:
    We augured through their roster, boring them out, collecting useful compounds and expelling the rest as a greasy exhaust. Let me offer an excerpt from my own game: I drew my racket across him in the Diving Swallow Style, and the gash in his belly yawned, dumping five pounds of steaming chitlins on the floor. "Get your intestines and get out of here, " I said, gesturing at his intestines and then the door.

    I can tell he enjoyed taking his time writing this news post.

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  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Glorious.

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  • ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... ... and hard.Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    This is a great comic and a potentially legendary newspost.

    Ninja edit: To be completely honest this comic makes glad I've played the game. I'm not sure if this says anything about the game or not.

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  • LuxLux Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I don't think Gabe & Tycho got to the part of the game where you actually get e-mails like this. At least penis enlargement & Nigerian prince parodies.

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  • VladimerVladimer Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Yeah. There's actually spam in ME2. I fucking read an e-mail and got down to the last paragraph and it's all "please just foward 20,000 credits to reclaim your prothean items!" and I'm like "goddammit" (and I figure the whole point of the comic is to reflect that yes, they did get that far!)

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  • SabreMauSabreMau ネトゲしよう 판다리아Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I haven't played ME2, or even ME, so I went to go see what's up with this Commander Shepard.

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    Word on the street is he's a jerk.

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    SabreMau wrote: »
    I haven't played ME2, or even ME, so I went to go see what's up with this Commander Shepard.

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    Word on the street is he's a jerk.

    Damn Straight.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sy-eRfupYbA

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  • the cheatthe cheat Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2010
    laughed pretty hard at this one!

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  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Heh.

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  • JAEFJAEF Unstoppably Bald Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I hear google offers search suggestions

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  • EvilBadmanEvilBadman DO NOT TRUST THIS MAN Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    JAEF wrote: »
    Uh... is there a message system in ME2? I haven't played it at all. Do NPCs leave you mail?
    Expect mail from ME1 minor characters and scam emails. I am not kidding.

    Might be that I just beat the game myself, but I liked this comic a lot.

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    FyreWulff wrote: »
    I should note that Badman is fucking awesome
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  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    The spam mail and the Citadel advertisements were some of my favourite parts of the game

    Well, background wise that is, when I wasn't killing things or punching faces.

    The game salesman at that one Citadel stand had some good lines too [paraphrased]
    "You ever met anyone who plays that Third Coil game? Me neither! But it's always in the news!"

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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    The final suicide mission is actually forwarding that chain email

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  • EvilBadmanEvilBadman DO NOT TRUST THIS MAN Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Disappointed, failed mention of the Chik'Thar hive maiden. Actually, not surprised. Krogans possess 100 more breasts. </Mordin>

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    FyreWulff wrote: »
    I should note that Badman is fucking awesome
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  • CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    So I guess they won table tennis. Finally.

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    THE HOLODONG

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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    The Holodong is the Reaper god

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  • ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Mass Effect 2 is really good and if you haven't played it, shame on you

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  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Zzulu wrote: »
    Mass Effect 2 is really good and if you haven't played it, shame on you

    Pretty much

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  • Spectre-xSpectre-x Rating: AWESOME YESRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Holy shit, the newspost

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  • SticksSticks I'd rather be in bed.Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    God I'm getting so far behind. I'm still on my first play through of Dragon Age. I still haven't even opened Assassin's Creed 2.

    Do you think this personal assistant will cover my job for a week or two so I can catch up?

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    There is not quite this much spam in your inbox, but what is there is pretty excellent
    Hello friend I am Turian Prince and have 30 milin creditts on Citadel to which I am need small deposit fee to withdraw

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    The awesome thing is there really is a Nigerian Prince scam email in-game


    Also the hanar-Christian one.

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    The awesome thing is there really is a Nigerian Prince scam email in-game


    Also the hanar-Christian one.

    and an "enhancement" spam

    from Morlan, no less.

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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    TOUCH MY FOUR THOUSAND TITS!

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  • tallgeezetallgeeze Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Sticks wrote: »
    God I'm getting so far behind. I'm still on my first play through of Dragon Age. I still haven't even opened Assassin's Creed 2.

    Do you think this personal assistant will cover my job for a week or two so I can catch up?

    No, she just keeps tabs on the massive backlog you have and informs you of the eventual termination email you get from your job. She isn't paid enough to move away from her one spot on the ship.

    I haven't finished my playthrough, but I hope there is an option for me to give her the holodong.

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  • Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    What the hell happened to Shepard's nose

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  • ThawmusThawmus +Jackface Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I searched around the Citadel for the dude that had Prothean tech for 20,000 creds.

    When I realized it was spam, there was so much rage at myself for falling for something so obvious. :(

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  • RoyceSraphimRoyceSraphim Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I found out how you get laid in ME1 from the wiki and know what planet comes of it so I am avoiding it at all costs and sweeping the galaxy of all other quests first. I don't see myself getting to ME2 yet but still look forward to it.

    Now do I get any Shepard/Krogan female love scenes?

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