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What a tool he was! [ME2]

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  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    In ME1 it does, I didn't really notice it in ME2.

    It was mostly brought up with conversations with Miranda.
    I was an Earth orphan, and she had a short speech about how I was superior to her even though she was genetically modified to be perfect when I had to fight tooth and nail for everything I ever got.

    There were one or two other references but that was the big one.

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    vsove wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    I lke the stuff with cerebus, but I hope in 3 more emphasis is put on you being a spectre. I miss that

    In Mass 3 you have to win the respect of the galaxy with your newly-formed dance troupe. Shuffle your way into their hearts.

    Well excuuuuseee me

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I like the line you use on Miranda about
    if you can admire her body even though technically she's genetically modified.

    "Can I admire your body now".

    He should have went with "Can I inject some DNA in you".

    Hunter on
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2010
    My Shepard is a Colonist/Ruthless. I thus roleplay my Shepard as hating the fuck out of Batarians. Anytime she has the opportunity to kill them, she takes it.

    Munkus Beaver on
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  • vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Hunter wrote: »
    I like the line you use on Miranda about
    if you can admire her body even though technically she's genetically modified.

    "Can I admire your body now".

    He should have went with "Can I inject some DNA in you".

    'I've got my own Lazarus project. In my pants.'

    vsove on
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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    My Shepard is a Colonist/Ruthless. I thus roleplay my Shepard as hating the fuck out of Batarians. Anytime she has the opportunity to kill them, she takes it.

    I will actually change focus on the battlefield if I notice a Batarian. Like I'll be trying to take out some guy over there and then nope, that four eyed fucker over to the left is getting a face full of incendiary ammo.

    Hunter on
  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Shepard just brush that dirt off your shoulder

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  • KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    My Shepard is a Colonist/Ruthless. I thus roleplay my Shepard as hating the fuck out of Batarians. Anytime she has the opportunity to kill them, she takes it.

    Yeah, I roleplay less hating Batarians


    and more hate Batarians.


    Those fuckers.

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Hunter wrote: »
    My Shepard is a Colonist/Ruthless. I thus roleplay my Shepard as hating the fuck out of Batarians. Anytime she has the opportunity to kill them, she takes it.

    I will actually change focus on the battlefield if I notice a Batarian. Like I'll be trying to take out some guy over there and then nope, that four eyed fucker over to the left is getting a face full of incendiary ammo.

    It's so easy to get them between the eyes

    Meissnerd on
  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    vsove wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    I like the line you use on Miranda about
    if you can admire her body even though technically she's genetically modified.

    "Can I admire your body now".

    He should have went with "Can I inject some DNA in you".

    'I've got my own Lazarus project. In my pants.'

    "You're so hot, I got a heat sink that I need to stick in you before you melt the ship"

    Hunter on
  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Hunter wrote: »
    My Shepard is a Colonist/Ruthless. I thus roleplay my Shepard as hating the fuck out of Batarians. Anytime she has the opportunity to kill them, she takes it.

    I will actually change focus on the battlefield if I notice a Batarian. Like I'll be trying to take out some guy over there and then nope, that four eyed fucker over to the left is getting a face full of incendiary ammo.

    "You're workin' too hard" is the best Batarian moment of all time

    Weaver on
  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Hunter wrote: »
    vsove wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    I like the line you use on Miranda about
    if you can admire her body even though technically she's genetically modified.

    "Can I admire your body now".

    He should have went with "Can I inject some DNA in you".

    'I've got my own Lazarus project. In my pants.'

    "You're so hot, I got a heat sink that I need to stick in you before you melt the ship"

    "Collect my balls"

    Meissnerd on
  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    vsove wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    I like the line you use on Miranda about
    if you can admire her body even though technically she's genetically modified.

    "Can I admire your body now".

    He should have went with "Can I inject some DNA in you".

    'I've got my own Lazarus project. In my pants.'

    "You're so hot, I got a heat sink that I need to stick in you before you melt the ship"

    "Collect my balls"

    "Assuming direct control"

    Meissnerd on
  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    vsove wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    I lke the stuff with cerebus, but I hope in 3 more emphasis is put on you being a spectre. I miss that

    In Mass 3 you have to win the respect of the galaxy with your newly-formed dance troupe. Shuffle your way into their hearts.

    Wrex doing the truffle shuffle

    Doing the robot

    Joker cossack dancing

    And Shepard... does tap

    Edcrab on
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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    uh oh

    i dont think i'll be around the make the next thread :(

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    vsove wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    I like the line you use on Miranda about
    if you can admire her body even though technically she's genetically modified.

    "Can I admire your body now".

    He should have went with "Can I inject some DNA in you".

    'I've got my own Lazarus project. In my pants.'

    "You're so hot, I got a heat sink that I need to stick in you before you melt the ship"

    "Collect my balls"

    "Assuming direct control"

    of dat azz

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Weaver wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    My Shepard is a Colonist/Ruthless. I thus roleplay my Shepard as hating the fuck out of Batarians. Anytime she has the opportunity to kill them, she takes it.

    I will actually change focus on the battlefield if I notice a Batarian. Like I'll be trying to take out some guy over there and then nope, that four eyed fucker over to the left is getting a face full of incendiary ammo.

    "You're workin' too hard" is the best Batarian moment of all time

    god yes

    PiptheFair on
  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    uh oh

    i dont think i'll be around the make the next thread :(

    i guess a new one will be up in 2 days after

    Meissnerd on
  • HeavyVillainHeavyVillain Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    My Shepard is a Colonist/Ruthless. I thus roleplay my Shepard as hating the fuck out of Batarians. Anytime she has the opportunity to kill them, she takes it.

    I will actually change focus on the battlefield if I notice a Batarian. Like I'll be trying to take out some guy over there and then nope, that four eyed fucker over to the left is getting a face full of incendiary ammo.

    "You're workin' too hard" is the best Batarian moment of all time

    god yes

    Even when I'm trying to bea paragon I do that

    There's no reason not to

    HeavyVillain on
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    fuck batarians

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  • HeavyVillainHeavyVillain Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    What do you call a batarian slaver

    Anything you want, we set them on fire with incendary rounds and then pulled them into an abyss


    What Im saying is theyre dead so they can't hear you

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  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    My Shepard is a Colonist/Ruthless. I thus roleplay my Shepard as hating the fuck out of Batarians. Anytime she has the opportunity to kill them, she takes it.

    I will actually change focus on the battlefield if I notice a Batarian. Like I'll be trying to take out some guy over there and then nope, that four eyed fucker over to the left is getting a face full of incendiary ammo.

    "You're workin' too hard" is the best Batarian moment of all time

    god yes

    Even when I'm trying to bea paragon I do that

    There's no reason not to

    Even though my playthrough was paragon I tended to opt for renegade actions when I was dealing with mercs and criminals.

    I was only nice to you if you weren't a dick.

    Speed Racer on
  • HeavyVillainHeavyVillain Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    My Shepard is a Colonist/Ruthless. I thus roleplay my Shepard as hating the fuck out of Batarians. Anytime she has the opportunity to kill them, she takes it.

    I will actually change focus on the battlefield if I notice a Batarian. Like I'll be trying to take out some guy over there and then nope, that four eyed fucker over to the left is getting a face full of incendiary ammo.

    "You're workin' too hard" is the best Batarian moment of all time

    god yes

    Even when I'm trying to bea paragon I do that

    There's no reason not to

    Even though my playthrough was paragon I tended to opt for renegade actions when I was dealing with mercs and criminals.

    I was only nice to you if you weren't a dick.
    I love the one on miranda's loyalty mission

    I can kiss babies and save kitens but that fucker always gets his neck snapped

    HeavyVillain on
  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    My Shepard is a Colonist/Ruthless. I thus roleplay my Shepard as hating the fuck out of Batarians. Anytime she has the opportunity to kill them, she takes it.

    hey Munkus

    hey
    hi5

    Indie Winter on
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  • jwalkjwalk Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I did that on my 1st run, ended up 100% paragon 35-30% renegade.

    Now I'm doing my Space Jesus run, just to see how fast I can max out paragon. Somehow I got 1% renegade somewhere probably clicking thru shit too fast...

    jwalk on
  • No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I am never not killing batarians

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    i kinda want a batarian squad mate next game. like the guy i helped in Mordin's quest or something.

    Melding on
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    the first time a batarian talked to me I kinda wondered where the "FUCK YOU (SHOTGUN)" option was

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    The Renegade option for the Batarian Bartender in Afterlife is the fucking best thing ever.

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  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I didn't remember the Batarians from ME1 at all and just assumed they were a new race.

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    The best renegade interupts are all on Tuchanka
    Blowing up that asshole with his horrible long winded speech?

    HEADBUTTING A MOTHERFUCKER

    Clint Eastwood on
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I didn't remember the Batarians from ME1 at all and just assumed they were a new race.

    that is because they were off in the terminus systems kidnapping and raping humans

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  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Cloudman wrote: »
    The best renegade interupts are all on Tuchanka
    Blowing up that asshole with his horrible long winded speech?

    HEADBUTTING A MOTHERFUCKER
    On the first one, I didn't pull the trigger immediately, but it stayed on the screen for a while and he just wouldn't stop talking.

    Speed Racer on
  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Man

    My sense of time is all messed up today because I got up way earlier than I usually do.

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    One of my favorites is the one on Thane's recruitment mission.

    HOW ABOUT GOODBYE

    Then Jacob chips in, "So when do we read him his rights?"

    Although to be honest I was kind of hoping for one on Horizon
    Fuck you Kaidan, I wanted to punch you in the face so bad

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2010
    Cloudman wrote: »
    The best renegade interupts are all on Tuchanka
    Blowing up that asshole with his horrible long winded speech?

    HEADBUTTING A MOTHERFUCKER
    On the first one, I didn't pull the trigger immediately, but it stayed on the screen for a while and he just wouldn't stop talking.
    I was actually nodding off when I went through there

    it was amazing to see shepard go "You talk too much" before blowing up the guy.

    Nerdgasmic on
  • 101101 Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    The Renegade option for the Batarian Bartender in Afterlife is the fucking best thing ever.

    yes
    , i did this. Guy had it coming.

    101 on
  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    the paragon route isn't bad either.

    Melding on
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