I have been shaving my business for a while now, but stopped the past few weeks to let it grow in long enough for me to try other options.
I hate shaving my balls 3-4 times a week to keep them smooth. It sucks.
I would love to get a treatment of some sort that lasts for a few weeks, that won't cause a chemical burn or rip my sack open.
Does anyone have advice in this area? Is sugaring better than waxing? Does Nair burn your testicles? Inquiring minds want to know.
PS: Live in NYC, so going to get shit professionally done is an option here, if there is a boutique or fancy option.
PPS: Not shooting lasers at my balls either.
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If hurting the area makes you cringe, don't go near it with that.
As far as good options, the old adage of "no pain, no gain" is pretty apt.
The options will either hurt, be expensive, or a mix of both.
Electrolysis is one of the better methods to keep hair from coming back in a place, but is moderately painful from what I hear and can be expensive, unless you get a home kit.
A boutique may do waxing/etc, although that will -definitely- hurt.
Brief and sharp pain I am fine with.
Tearing my scrote open... not so much. I have heard horror stories regarding waxing, which is why I am curious about the whole sugaring thing.
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Trimming close is just irritating to me. I am a pretty hairy guy, and I am not going scorched earth on myself... I dont want to be hairless anywhere but the scrote, the taint and the shaft. Well, mostly because it feels wonderful, the woman likes it, and its an easier place to clean as a result.
Shaving is just too time consuming (10 minutes 3-4 times a week? blech).
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Man, you have some crazy ass ball hair. Min is pretty fine and shaving them smooth is easy peasy. I am so sorry for your condition.
Take a painkiller before you go, not so much for the pain involved (it's really not as bad as people say) but to keep inflammation down. Good luck.
edit: I'll come back and post how it turns out here. No pics, I promise.
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I thought it would merely weaken the hair and eventually taunt it into submission, instead I now cannot have children the way god intended me to. Thank god I froze all that sperm before I went to Mexico.
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It takes you ten minutes to shave your beanbag? Really? It takes me maybe thirty seconds to do the same general area.
You know why they call it the taint, right?
Cause it ain't your balls, and it ain't your asshole.
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Getting my back hair waxed is one of the most painful experiences I have gone through--it is so not worth it. Laser, on the other hand, is a glorious thing. Hurts about the same, but at least it's permanent after about 5 appointments. I think they have new "pain-free" lasers too.
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That might not be from shaving.
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Nair is more caustic than oven cleaner.
Saying this I know a dude that uses it on his sack.
Diff'ent strokes and all that.
If you do want to try it out, for God's sake do not just later up the entire area and see how it feels.
Get the sensitive version put a small amount (half a penny size), closish to your junk and wait the alloted time, wash off and wait 20 minutes, it can still burn for a while afterwards
If that feels ok put the same amount on your balls.
(have a big bottle of aloe to go if it does hurt)
Wait the alloted time wash off and check out the area. If it's ok wait a day and check out the area, see if it damaged anything, if it does, then obviously all bets are off.
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This is super quick and easy, you can use it anywhere. Waterproof and self sharpening blades. Great product.
It was a very calm environment, the tech was clinical in her work, and while it hurt a little bit, it was not the life-altering pain people make it out to be.
I have some flaking / drying of the skin today (2 days out), but absolutely nothing has grown back, so this is quite the awesome thing, IMO (and a little moisturizer fixes that small issue. If it lasts for the next couple of weeks, then it was totally worth it.
All told, it cost me around 70-80 bucks.
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I mean who wants pubic hair in your teeth after deepthroating?
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yes. Male waxing is a bizarre process it seems; you have to basically help the technician out, spreading and holding things in place so that their hands are free to do the work. It was very clinical, and despite the tech being a very attractive woman, there was no arousal or response of any kind from me... possibly out of nervousness for what was happening, and mostly because she was just super professional.
Another day out, the dryness is gone, and things are still smooth and wonderful. By now, had I shaved, I would absolutely need to shave again because shit would be getting itchy downstairs.
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I got the pubic area above the shaft trimmed down to a very neat shortness, the inner thigh, shaft, scrotum and crack were waxed. All told, it took about 30 minutes of tech time.
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According to the chart on that page it does not have self-sharpening blades. It is a product I'm curious about, although I had to stop using an electric shaver on my face because it irritated my neck so much, and I can't imagine my ballskin is sterner stuff than my throat.