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Libidinous Logophilia Herein: An Open Letter
PerXes
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Libidinous Logophilia Herein: An Open Letter to Tycho Brahe
Most Sexcellent Tycho,
Should it befall that your level of arousal is abysmal after scanning
the subject, here are some sexy words to get you in the mood:
Defenestration. Genetotrophic. Gynaecomorphous. Boustrophedon.
Quaquaversal.
To avoid much laborious periphrasis, I'll get to the point.
Long ago, in a distant AIM conversation, the subject of Half-Life 2
was discussed. I was in the process of informing my chum Krypzzo of
the various pitfalls of this game. The most vexing of which was how
my "helpers" repeatedly got in my fucking way when I was trying to get
through a goddamn doorway. Our souls established a rapport on the
issue, and he referenced a Penny Arcade comic that to this day I have
never seen. In the comic, the situation was much like what we had
discussed, with Gordon being blocked by his nub "helpers". He asked
me if I had seen it, and I replied, "I don't think so." We both
searched through every comic in the archives, only to discover two
Half-Life 2 comics. One with headcrabs, the other with Gordon
throwing bottles. We dismissed the incident as Krypzzo making up the
comic, and thought nothing of it until one fateful day. On this day,
Zak mentioned the comic. At this point, we had no doubt that the
comic was real. Either that, or Krypzzo went back in time and
impregnated Zak's head with the comic. So the question I submit to
you is: does this comic truely exist in this realm, or by some cosmic
event was the comic summoned from the aether? Any information
you can provide on this subject will cause me to have the most mind blowing
orgasm ever in the history of mankind.
Awaiting the orgasm,
PerXes
P.S. Quaquaversal! Quaquaversal!! Quaquaversal!!!!!!!!!!!!!
P.P.S. This email took me an hour and a half to write.
Most Sexcellent Tycho,
Should it befall that your level of arousal is abysmal after scanning
the subject, here are some sexy words to get you in the mood:
Defenestration. Genetotrophic. Gynaecomorphous. Boustrophedon.
Quaquaversal.
To avoid much laborious periphrasis, I'll get to the point.
Long ago, in a distant AIM conversation, the subject of Half-Life 2
was discussed. I was in the process of informing my chum Krypzzo of
the various pitfalls of this game. The most vexing of which was how
my "helpers" repeatedly got in my fucking way when I was trying to get
through a goddamn doorway. Our souls established a rapport on the
issue, and he referenced a Penny Arcade comic that to this day I have
never seen. In the comic, the situation was much like what we had
discussed, with Gordon being blocked by his nub "helpers". He asked
me if I had seen it, and I replied, "I don't think so." We both
searched through every comic in the archives, only to discover two
Half-Life 2 comics. One with headcrabs, the other with Gordon
throwing bottles. We dismissed the incident as Krypzzo making up the
comic, and thought nothing of it until one fateful day. On this day,
Zak mentioned the comic. At this point, we had no doubt that the
comic was real. Either that, or Krypzzo went back in time and
impregnated Zak's head with the comic. So the question I submit to
you is: does this comic truely exist in this realm, or by some cosmic
event was the comic summoned from the aether? Any information
you can provide on this subject will cause me to have the most mind blowing
orgasm ever in the history of mankind.
Awaiting the orgasm,
PerXes
P.S. Quaquaversal! Quaquaversal!! Quaquaversal!!!!!!!!!!!!!
P.P.S. This email took me an hour and a half to write.
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