For nearly 25 years, the X-Men were the top of the charts, because everyone wanted to be (and somehow was) a mutant:
But these days have long gone, since the craziest one decided to go and say:
So now there's roughly 200 or so mutants left, and they all coincidentally turned out to be the ones we care to read about anyway.
They are off on Magneto's old Asteroid M that is sitting out in San Francisco Bay:
So let's join in the fun of seeing Cyclops try and hold everything together, Magneto trying to be a good guy (again), Namor being a dick, and Wolverine juggling 4 or 5 teams a week. Cue the Jim Lee art!