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This Candy Heart has a Penis on It.

JordynJordyn Really, Commander?Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
edited February 2010 in Social Entropy++
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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I'm guessing Valentine's Thread?

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    five stars

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Viscount Islands wrote: »
    I'm guessing Valentine's Thread?

    I don't know, I just found this candy heart at work today.

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  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Hello Jordyn!

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  • unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Hi Jordyn

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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Mori was tempted to buy me Twilight themed candy hearts

    apparently one just said 'sparkle' on it

    EDIT: But they sold out

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    i'd pop that in my mouth

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited February 2010
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homeboys_in_Outer_Space

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  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    It's a flame and a half-moon.

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    The lady from the mail machine place gave me a big of candy.

    and there was a penis heart in it.

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  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    lostwords wrote: »
    i'd pop that in my mouth

    What wouldn't you pop in your mouth?

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited February 2010
    also that's a dog penis going into a vagina

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  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Keith wrote: »
    also that's a dog penis going into a vagina

    What wouldn't you pop in your mouth?

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  • WimbleWimble Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    jordyn's mind is the gutter

    everyone else is in jordyn's mind when they look at that candy heart, except for platypus beirut (he has an innocent soul)

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  • bowtiedsealbowtiedseal Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    does anyone actually like eating those little candy hearts? I think they taste like chalk.

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    bowtiedseal wrote: »
    does anyone actually like eating those little candy hearts? I think they taste like chalk.

    i love them! i also love smarties. its more acceptable than eating spoonfuls of sugar, which they basically are

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  • unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    lostwords wrote: »
    bowtiedseal wrote: »
    does anyone actually like eating those little candy hearts? I think they taste like chalk.

    i love them! i also love smarties. its more acceptable than eating spoonfuls of sugar, which they basically are

    but smarties are delicious milk chocolate
    what does that have to do with this

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Wimble wrote: »
    jordyn's mind is the gutter

    everyone else is in jordyn's mind when they look at that candy heart, except for platypus beirut (he has an innocent soul)

    My mind is in the gutter.

    all of the time.

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    unintentional wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    bowtiedseal wrote: »
    does anyone actually like eating those little candy hearts? I think they taste like chalk.

    i love them! i also love smarties. its more acceptable than eating spoonfuls of sugar, which they basically are

    but smarties are delicious milk chocolate
    what does that have to do with this

    silly canadian, these are smarties in the us:

    smarties.jpg

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  • WimbleWimble Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    you created the gutter, jordyn

    you were the first impure thought in the universe

    my mom won't let me hang out with you

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  • bowtiedsealbowtiedseal Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    lostwords wrote: »
    bowtiedseal wrote: »
    does anyone actually like eating those little candy hearts? I think they taste like chalk.

    i love them! i also love smarties. its more acceptable than eating spoonfuls of sugar, which they basically are

    I like smarties! I just really do not like these, they don't even taste sweet to me

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    i was riding on a coach yesterday, one of those ones similar or bigger than a normal bus, and the driver came up the back to tell people to put seatbelts on because the airbrakes are really powerful even if he only lightly taps them

    and told us how some 140kg (fat) guy was sitting up the back one day when he had to use those brakes
    the guy rolled down the bus like a potato (pronounced pohtahto)
    and broke the windscreen

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  • unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    lostwords wrote: »
    unintentional wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    bowtiedseal wrote: »
    does anyone actually like eating those little candy hearts? I think they taste like chalk.

    i love them! i also love smarties. its more acceptable than eating spoonfuls of sugar, which they basically are

    but smarties are delicious milk chocolate
    what does that have to do with this

    silly canadian, these are smarties in the us:

    smarties.jpg

    what the fucking fuck?
    those are rockets.
    rockets.jpg

    smarties are the M&M knockoffs!
    smarties.jpg

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  • Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Janson wrote: »
    Mori was tempted to buy me Twilight themed candy hearts

    apparently one just said 'sparkle' on it

    EDIT: But they sold out

    I didn't think it was possible for any sort of candy heart to sell out

    they make enough to give every third world country in the world love-themed diabetes.

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  • Fort1tudeFort1tude Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    at least the penis isn't inside the candy

    that would be awkward, having to find who it belongs to and returning it

    or i guess you could just keep the tiny penis, it's probably candy flavored at this point anyways

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    unintentional wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    unintentional wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    bowtiedseal wrote: »
    does anyone actually like eating those little candy hearts? I think they taste like chalk.

    i love them! i also love smarties. its more acceptable than eating spoonfuls of sugar, which they basically are

    but smarties are delicious milk chocolate
    what does that have to do with this

    silly canadian, these are smarties in the us:

    smarties.jpg

    what the fucking fuck?
    those are rockets.
    rockets.jpg

    smarties are the M&M knockoffs!
    smarties.jpg

    gemsbox.jpg

    Air on
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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom try The Substance it changed my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    did somebody say PAYNIS

    i came as soon as i could

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited February 2010
    look at what i got at work

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    That's excellent Keith. Well done.

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  • FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Outstanding work, all around.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited February 2010
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKP2RNrFZoc

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom try The Substance it changed my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    keith what are you doing

    what is this side of you that i've never seen before

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    It looks like a flip-flop

    That could also look, questionably, like a penis.

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Look I ran this by everyone at the office and they all agreed that that is a cock.

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom try The Substance it changed my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    no jordyn

    it's a PAYNIS

    there's a distinct difference

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  • FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Jordyn, the Flash has something to tell you

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    Jordyn, the Flash has something to tell you

    he best be naked for this

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  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Keith wrote: »
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKP2RNrFZoc

    omg is anyone doing this but with a dog pooping yet?

    Cause that's the roll Bacon was born for

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  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Somewhere out there, there must be a candy heart with a vagina on it. It's a Disney Channel movie waiting to happen.

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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    To dude who said Smarties are M&M knock-offs:

    SMARTIES CAME FIRST (as far as i know)

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