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Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worsebefore it gets any better.Registered User regular
edited February 2010 in Social Entropy++
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o22eIJDtKho

THIS IS THE THREAD FOR THOSE AMONGST US THAT MAY, IN FACT, BE COUNTRY AS HELL.

Rednecks

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Hillbillies

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Bumpkins.

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Whatever you call us, we remain the salt of the earth, the backbone of America and the soul of its people.

Rednecks enjoy country music!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67GSo3MxGi0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-McrpNfOzQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fgn9klW8wE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7vaYOIKWYY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRIRTQ_k-Sg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9Z3If3Xyi8


And sometimes, bluegrass!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2vJUadjdmo


And trucks!

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Now, to understand "hillbillies", you have to understand that most of the south was populated with poor-ass Scotch/Irish immigrants who really had nowhere else to go, so the went into the hills and started growing rad beards.

Fellow country boys and girls, let us gather round and ruminate upon our roots.

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  • Run Run RunRun Run Run __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2010
    The South, your country's national shame.

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Run Run Run wrote: »
    The South, your country's national shame.

    A German talking about national shame, eh?

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  • Fire TruckFire Truck I love my SELFRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I love bluegrass

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    while run is his country's national shame

    typical german efficiency

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  • bongibongi regular
    edited February 2010
    lets not forget fundamental religiosity and racism

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  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    racism only exists in america, true

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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Metz you post that wall of country and no Cash?

    what the hell is wrong with you

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Balefuego wrote: »
    Metz you post that wall of country and no Cash?

    what the hell is wrong with you

    even a short list might take all day

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  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    this thread directly led to me throwing on some miranda lambert

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  • KazakaKazaka Asleep Counting SheepRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    satansfingers wrote: »
    racism only exists in america, true

    A-yup.

    (Not counting Europe though, right? Not counting Europe?)

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  • bongibongi regular
    edited February 2010
    i was born in the country

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  • Run Run RunRun Run Run __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2010
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    while run is his country's national shame

    typical german efficiency

    See, instead of a whole region sucking, we got all the horribleness concentrated into one person!

    ...


    oh wait


    ...


    damnit.

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  • ShimShamShimSham Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I love eating small lobsters that we pull out of the mud.

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  • CrashmoCrashmo Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I sound pretty country on these boards

    but to real country people I am very city

    I feel like a mixed race baby in the 60s :(

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  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    i am terrible at eating crawdads

    it is very difficult

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  • [Michael][Michael] Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    southern food is the best food. But I don't really like crawfish.

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  • celandinecelandine Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Can I be half country?
    My mom grew up in the middle of nowhere, Indiana, and got out only to be called the "token hillbilly" by her advertising coworkers in New York.

    I think they were in error, and she was, in fact, the token redneck. There are no hills in Indiana. Discuss.

    Anyhow, I love old-school country music, and don't like my fellow latte-sippin' coastal elitists to pick on country folks.

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    CASH ADDED TO OP CRISIS AVERTED.


    Also, yes bongi all country folk are racist religious zealots just like all gays are mincing queers who talk like john waters.

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  • bongibongi regular
    edited February 2010
    born and raised in a village

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  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    village more like suburb

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    bongi wrote: »
    born and raised in a village

    itt bongi reveals that he is from the 1300's

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  • bongibongi regular
    edited February 2010
    satansfingers wrote: »
    village more like suburb

    :x

    you went in my house!

    you saw that it was all villagey and wooden

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  • ZephosZephos Climbin in yo ski lifts, snatchin your people up. MichiganRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I once had a roomate that hated country so much he punched a hole in the wall one night while me, my girlfriend, and my other roomate were listening to garth brooks. True Story.

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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Garth Brooks isn't country

    Garth Brooks is just awful

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  • ShimShamShimSham Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    [Michael] wrote: »
    But I don't really like crawfish.

    What how?

    ... how?

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  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    bongi wrote: »
    satansfingers wrote: »
    village more like suburb

    :x

    you went in my house!

    you saw that it was all villagey and wooden

    i don't remember the charles dickens story about watching doctor who and eating curry

    <3

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  • ShimShamShimSham Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Balefuego wrote: »
    Garth Brooks isn't country

    Garth Brooks is just awful

    Garth Brooks is awesome, but he's also the epitome of modern Pop-Country, which aside from a few common instruments isn't very much like classic country at all.

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  • bongibongi regular
    edited February 2010
    satansfingers wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    satansfingers wrote: »
    village more like suburb

    :x

    you went in my house!

    you saw that it was all villagey and wooden

    i don't remember the charles dickens story about watching doctor who and eating curry

    <3

    it was called

    'the village'

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  • A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Garth Brooks has some good stuff and some bad stuff. Even if he did start the avalanche of pop country, I will still sing along with Rodeo any old time I hear it.

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  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    bongi wrote: »
    satansfingers wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    satansfingers wrote: »
    village more like suburb

    :x

    you went in my house!

    you saw that it was all villagey and wooden

    i don't remember the charles dickens story about watching doctor who and eating curry

    <3

    it was called

    'the village'

    by m night shyamalan

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  • celandinecelandine Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Pop country I don't get.

    Classic country (of the Johnny Cash, Merle Haggard, Patsy Cline variety) is basic American music, like the blues.

    Anything with a banjo or fingerpicking makes me happy beyond belief, because I'm a depraved folkie like that.

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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    pop country is america's long national nightmare

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  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    johnny cash and willie nelson tunes make me unreasonably happy

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  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    i love taylor swift

    can't really speak to any other pop country

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  • [Michael][Michael] Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    ShimSham wrote: »
    [Michael] wrote: »
    But I don't really like crawfish.

    What how?

    ... how?



    Well I haven't tried them since I was about 10 years old. Maybe I'd like them now. I went to a crawfish boil/family reunion when I was maybe 3 or 4, and the crawfish looked really scary at the time. I thought they'd just resurrect and slice me up with their claws or something, I dunno. Maybe my dislike of crawfish stems from that.

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  • A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I've been on a Patsy Cline and Hank Williams kick recently. Also Johnny Rivers, but that is neither here nor there.

    I still like quite a few new guys. Eric Church, Gary Allan, Dierks Bentley. Hell, I even like Taylor Swift.

    However, I'll always return to my one true love.

    King George

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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    damn it Metz

    you picked Hurt? really?

    I mean that cover and that album is a whole is fucking incredible but


    not exactly classic Cash

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  • ZephosZephos Climbin in yo ski lifts, snatchin your people up. MichiganRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    satansfingers wrote: »
    i love taylor swift

    can't really speak to any other pop country

    hey no disrespect to taylor at all or anything but beyonce had the best video this year.

    kanye-west-2%5B1%5D.jpg

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  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Zephos wrote: »
    satansfingers wrote: »
    i love taylor swift

    can't really speak to any other pop country

    hey no disrespect to taylor at all or anything but beyonce had the best video this year.\

    kanye-west-2%5B1%5D.jpg

    :|

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  • ShimShamShimSham Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    [QUOTE='[Michael]Well I haven't tried them since I was about 10 years old. Maybe I'd like them now. I went to a crawfish boil/family reunion when I was maybe 3 or 4, and the crawfish looked really scary at the time. I thought they'd just resurrect and slice me up with their claws or something, I dunno. Maybe my dislike of crawfish stems from that.[/QUOTE]

    Oh man you should go to one now. Drink a lot and get ready for your lips to burn for a day or two.

    They're the main reason I get so excited for spring time.

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