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Baconmania: A thread that used to be about Neville and his Gnocchi

Lady EriLady Eri Registered User regular
edited March 2010 in Social Entropy++
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Linguini in clam sauce is the best, seafood (or chicken in a pinch) fettuccine is also very very good.

Potato-based pastas with their funky name are also acceptable at fine dinners. Though they do mush on the top of your mouth.

Some sorts of lasanga, but not vegetable-based lasangas. Spaghetti is for the unwashed masses and whoever eats it voluntarily needs to die.

More laws on pasta to come forthwith.

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    Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JytbHDRG0U

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    AtheraalAtheraal Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Flour + eggs


    Gonna give a shout out here to my boy polenta

    Pasta of the north, word up

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    PeasPeas Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yhp_pLWHIvU

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    UmaroUmaro Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    My mom makes really good spaghetti. Pretty much the entirety of my experience with Italian food is my mom's spaghetti.

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    what's wrong with spaghetti :/

    it's not like Fettuccine is so much better just because it's wider

    tastes the same

    lady eri do you have a mouth

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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    ACCOUNT INACTIVE

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    UmaroUmaro Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    lady eri do you have a mouth

    Oh she does.

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Umaro wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    lady eri do you have a mouth

    Oh she does.

    apparently not because of the op!

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    FletcherFletcher Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    spaghetti sucks because it slips off a fork like nobody's business

    fettuccine is better because it clings to a fork like its life depends on it

    penne is the best pasta shape because you find little bits of sauce or cheese or whatever INSIDE IT (OH MY GOD)

    good tortellini is kickass also

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    Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    happy_camper69

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    FletcherFletcher Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    these are my pasta opinions and you are reading them

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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    ACCOUNT INACTIVE

    that's what GIS will get you

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    fletcher how do you not know how to twirl a fork

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    AtheraalAtheraal Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I love those shitty little Italian places that give huge cheap servings of mediocre pasta. Such deliciously greasy sauce

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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    damn I could go for an eggplant lasagna right about now

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    Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    ravioli is bomb as heck

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    i ate almost a whole lasagna the other day

    I was like


    awwww yeeeaaaaaaaa

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    FletcherFletcher Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    fletcher how do you not know how to twirl a fork

    i can twirl a fork, you rapscallion

    but if you hold a spaghetti fork at the wrong angle for even a second, your hard work is undone

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    i still get made fun of for saying "pah-stah"

    instead of "paw-stuh"

    durn america making me feel bad :(

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    SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2010
    Fletcher wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    fletcher how do you not know how to twirl a fork

    i can twirl a fork, you rapscallion

    but if you hold a spaghetti fork at the wrong angle for even a second, your hard work is undone

    That's why you chop spaghetti into small chunks and then just fork that shit up into your mouth.

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    penne is the worst pasta.

    THE WORST.

    Bucatini and Orecchiette are the best.

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    you people don't know how to eat spaghetti

    what

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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    guys wait

    wait
    Pasta Wheels

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
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    hellllllllllllll yeah

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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I.H.N.I.W.T.R. wrote: »
    guys wait

    wait
    Pasta Wheels

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    aww you guys didn't wait

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    UmaroUmaro Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Fletcher SUCKS at eating spaghetti.

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Also it's a special case but Gnocchi Alla Rosetta is my all time favourite pasta dish

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    Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    the spongebob mac and cheese owns

    oh and the blues clues one too

    some of the macaroni is blue!

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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited February 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    i still get made fun of for saying "pah-stah"

    instead of "paw-stuh"

    durn america making me feel bad :(

    you should pronounce all 'a's that way

    that'll show 'em

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Umaro wrote: »
    Fletcher SUCKS at eating spaghetti.

    it's true

    everyone point and laugh

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    TeufelblitzTeufelblitz Cap'n Brunch Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    SporkAndrew wrote: »
    Fletcher wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    fletcher how do you not know how to twirl a fork

    i can twirl a fork, you rapscallion

    but if you hold a spaghetti fork at the wrong angle for even a second, your hard work is undone

    That's why you use your bread or a spoon when bringing the fork to your face.

    fix'd

    you heathens

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Larlar wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    i still get made fun of for saying "pah-stah"

    instead of "paw-stuh"

    durn america making me feel bad :(

    you should pronounce all 'a's that way

    that'll show 'em

    larlar it's stuff like this that's why i don't have a full accent anymore

    :(

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Teufelblitz wrote: »
    SporkAndrew wrote: »
    Fletcher wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    fletcher how do you not know how to twirl a fork

    i can twirl a fork, you rapscallion

    but if you hold a spaghetti fork at the wrong angle for even a second, your hard work is undone

    That's why you use your bread or a spoon when bringing the fork to your face.

    fix'd

    you heathens

    or you realize that your hands are human hands and not those of a blithering ape and you eat it with just a fork because it's not hard

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    Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Man, I like spaghetti. The whole wheat stuff especially.

    So bring on the Erian death squads.

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    UmaroUmaro Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
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    I could eat soooo much of this.

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    Teufelblitz wrote: »
    SporkAndrew wrote: »
    Fletcher wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    fletcher how do you not know how to twirl a fork

    i can twirl a fork, you rapscallion

    but if you hold a spaghetti fork at the wrong angle for even a second, your hard work is undone

    That's why you use your bread or a spoon when bringing the fork to your face.

    fix'd

    you heathens

    or you realize that your hands are human hands and not those of a blithering ape and you eat it with just a fork because it's not hard

    yeah you use the spoon to twist but the fork is all alone when it comes to your face

    my three year old nephews can do this what the hell

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    SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2010
    Teufelblitz wrote: »
    SporkAndrew wrote: »
    That's why you use your bread or a spoon when bringing the fork to your face.

    fix'd

    you heathens

    Or you just jam your face in the bowl and eat what makes it into your mouth.

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    TeufelblitzTeufelblitz Cap'n Brunch Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    Teufelblitz wrote: »
    SporkAndrew wrote: »
    Fletcher wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    fletcher how do you not know how to twirl a fork

    i can twirl a fork, you rapscallion

    but if you hold a spaghetti fork at the wrong angle for even a second, your hard work is undone

    That's why you use your bread or a spoon when bringing the fork to your face.

    fix'd

    you heathens

    or you realize that your hands are human hands and not those of a blithering ape and you eat it with just a fork because it's not hard

    Really, the necessity for a spoon or bread depends more on the sauce than the pasta. Thinner sauces don't adhere to themselves well and a good al dente pasta will slide regardless of how careful you are.

    Of course, that just means someone makes crappy sauce, I suppose.

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Best Kraft Macaroni and Cheese is the Mario bros. one. Anyone who disagrees can go straight to hell STRAIGHT. TO. HELL.

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