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Baconmania: A thread that used to be about Neville and his Gnocchi
Lady Eri
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Linguini in clam sauce is the best, seafood (or chicken in a pinch) fettuccine is also very very good.
Potato-based pastas with their funky name are also acceptable at fine dinners. Though they do mush on the top of your mouth.
Some sorts of lasanga, but not vegetable-based lasangas. Spaghetti is for the unwashed masses and whoever eats it voluntarily needs to die.
More laws on pasta to come forthwith.
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Gonna give a shout out here to my boy polenta
Pasta of the north, word up
This will be here until I receive an apology or Weedlordvegeta get any consequences for being a bully
it's not like Fettuccine is so much better just because it's wider
tastes the same
lady eri do you have a mouth
Oh she does.
apparently not because of the op!
fettuccine is better because it clings to a fork like its life depends on it
penne is the best pasta shape because you find little bits of sauce or cheese or whatever INSIDE IT (OH MY GOD)
good tortellini is kickass also
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that's what GIS will get you
I was like
awwww yeeeaaaaaaaa
i can twirl a fork, you rapscallion
but if you hold a spaghetti fork at the wrong angle for even a second, your hard work is undone
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instead of "paw-stuh"
durn america making me feel bad
That's why you chop spaghetti into small chunks and then just fork that shit up into your mouth.
THE WORST.
Bucatini and Orecchiette are the best.
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
what
wait
hellllllllllllll yeah
aww you guys didn't wait
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
oh and the blues clues one too
some of the macaroni is blue!
you should pronounce all 'a's that way
that'll show 'em
it's true
everyone point and laugh
fix'd
you heathens
larlar it's stuff like this that's why i don't have a full accent anymore
or you realize that your hands are human hands and not those of a blithering ape and you eat it with just a fork because it's not hard
So bring on the Erian death squads.
I could eat soooo much of this.
yeah you use the spoon to twist but the fork is all alone when it comes to your face
my three year old nephews can do this what the hell
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
Or you just jam your face in the bowl and eat what makes it into your mouth.
Really, the necessity for a spoon or bread depends more on the sauce than the pasta. Thinner sauces don't adhere to themselves well and a good al dente pasta will slide regardless of how careful you are.
Of course, that just means someone makes crappy sauce, I suppose.