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  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    how are those two things even tangentially related

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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    vermiculture wrote: »
    One of my regrets during the time I lived in Portland was that I never made it out to the supposed vegan strip club I heard about.

    Lesbians only?

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  • vermiculturevermiculture Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    vermiculture wrote: »
    One of my regrets during the time I lived in Portland was that I never made it out to the supposed vegan strip club I heard about.

    Lesbians only?

    :^:

    But I don't know! There are so many questions I have about a vegan strip club, which is why I regret not going. I guess they don't wear leather. (I guess they don't wear anything).

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  • MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Man because all my guy friends are fuck-wits and can't remember to get one night off, let alone how 'bout NOT planning vacations on the weekend we planned for my bachelor party, I have to change plans. Well, me and my best man have to change plans.

    So now instead of a campout with paintball, booze, and bonfires, we're gonna do a long-ass rafting trip. Longest I've ever done in a day. I haven't picked the spots 'cause there's some construction going on until ?, but it'll be along the Rogue River (but not wild and scenic section ... I don't want to die before the honeymoon sex. After, fine, but not before). Fiance's a tad miffed because now the trip's not overnight, she's insistent that I still can't come home that night because all the girls are crashing there, but I'm sure I can find somewhere to camp out.

    Also I'm going to have to try some shady shenanigans to get 3 of us guys, myself included, out of work on a single day, where there's only 7 of us in that particular department. I smell a stomach-flu outbreak ...

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  • Beef AvengerBeef Avenger Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    You should call off the marriage and tell your friends it's their fault for fucking up your bachelor party

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  • Beef AvengerBeef Avenger Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Alternative:

    Drown, and tell your friends it's their fault for fucking up your bachelor party

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  • KingMoleKingMole Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Goddammit this thread has reminded me that I need to organize a bachelor party for my friend.

    Shit.

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    MetroidZoid wrote: »
    Man because all my guy friends are fuck-wits and can't remember to get one night off, let alone how 'bout NOT planning vacations on the weekend we planned for my bachelor party, I have to change plans. Well, me and my best man have to change plans.

    So now instead of a campout with paintball, booze, and bonfires, we're gonna do a long-ass rafting trip. Longest I've ever done in a day. I haven't picked the spots 'cause there's some construction going on until ?, but it'll be along the Rogue River (but not wild and scenic section ... I don't want to die before the honeymoon sex. After, fine, but not before). Fiance's a tad miffed because now the trip's not overnight, she's insistent that I still can't come home that night because all the girls are crashing there, but I'm sure I can find somewhere to camp out.

    Also I'm going to have to try some shady shenanigans to get 3 of us guys, myself included, out of work on a single day, where there's only 7 of us in that particular department. I smell a stomach-flu outbreak ...

    Well to be fair, had you already told them that your bachelor party was going to be on that date?

    Cause if it isn't then fair enough.

    If not, then yeah, they're dicks.

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited February 2010
    aw hell yeah we goin to a scrip club

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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I just got invited to a bachelorette party

    it's apparently going to be a tiki-themed party

    uuuuuuuugh

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Australia

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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    honestly hanging out with a bunch of girls I don't really know is not my definition of a good time

    if I have to DRESS UP for it

    even less so

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited February 2010
    wooo yeah take these dollars

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Australia
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    Yes, Australia!

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Antimatter wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Australia
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    Yes, Australia!

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    honestly hanging out with a bunch of girls I don't really know is not my definition of a good time

    if I have to DRESS UP for it

    even less so

    COCONUT BRAS AND GRASS SKIRTS FOR EVERYONE

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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    They don't make coconuts big enough, SH.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    guess you gotta go topless, viv

    zip said so

    and he's a doctor.

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  • T. J. Nutty Nub T. J. Nutty Nub Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    guess you gotta go topless, viv

    zip said so

    and he's a doctor.

    its in his name for crying out loud

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  • FishmanFishman Put your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain. Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    At my Cousin's bachelor party last weekend, we (cross)dressed him up in one of those 'sexy nurse' outfits someone bought off an online auction site.

    To be fair, he is marrying an ER/heli/trauma nurse, so it was kinda themed, but mostly it was about making a clown out of him and having a damn fool time in town in the company of mates.

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    That's unbelievably cool. Your new name is cool guy. Let's have sex.
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