If you had all the money in the world[NSF56K]

spookymuffin

I'd buy Subway, the entire franchise. That way, no matter where I was, I could walk into a Subway in my underwears and go behind the counter to make my own sandwich. What are they going to do? I own the place.

Then, I'd build a compound. All the big celebrities have compounds. One of the buildings would house my fully operational giant robot. The other buildings would house my friends' robots. We would fly around and blow shit up, and then form Voltron. I'll form the head.

Gorilla Salad

spookymuffin wrote:

I'd buy Subway, the entire franchise. That way, no matter where I was, I could walk into a Subway in my underwears and go behind the counter to make my own sandwich. What are they going to do? I own the place.

Then, I'd build a compound. All the big celebrities have compounds. One of the buildings would house my fully operational giant robot. The other buildings would house my friends' robots. We would fly around and blow shit up, and then form Voltron. I'll form the head.

...

that is fucking awesome.

bongi

i'd have frank gehry design me a house

i'm not sure if i'd want much else (aside from rad stuff to fill it with)

MA17

I'd pay to have all the planets and major constellations renamed. Names like asshole or douche-pool so that when people gave psychic readings they'd have to tell people that the shitsmear is in the tenth house with buttfuck ascending or whatever.

MA17

WHY wrote:

I see getting rid of the chat thread has solved the whole "clique" situation.


Yessirree.

There's nothing short of murder that can get people to quit bitching about it though.

Cantido

I'll take an F-A 22 Raptor, please.

Fuck it, I'll take an Air Force please.

Gorilla Salad

Buy every single olive garden. Give it to hobo's. When olive garden is filled with hobo's, light it on fire. Pee on ashes.

Jinx

I would tie stormy up with his own cabling so he stops stealing my consoles to take pretty pictures with. It leaves me nothing to brag about.

Then I'd buy a door for the front of my PC, and 3 more video cards. And a 30" monitor, I think. And a new mousepad. Yeah...

current setup:

Except that box is a spare now because i have a big freaking tower next to it.

Drez

Elisha Cuthbert.

Wait, I'm in G&T.

My answer, then, is Elisha Cuthbert.

Tiemler

Cantido wrote:

I'll take an F-A 22 Raptor, please.

Fuck it, I'll take an Air Force please.

If I had to go to war in it, I'd take a Raptor. For shits & giggles and stomach-churning aerobatics, Flanker all the way. The navalized version, with the canards and extra-sturdy landing gear to handle all the hard landings I'd make in my inexperience. :P

And of course, it'd have a refreshment system.

Dusda

Drez wrote:

Elisha Cuthbert.

Wait, I'm in G&T.

My answer, then, is Elisha Cuthbert.

Dublo7

Just got my new HDTV today. God, on 1080i it's amazing.




It's a Panasonic TX-32LX60A.

Aumni

I would buy all the the weapon plants in the world, destroy all the bombs/nukes/guns/bio weapons, then I would destroy the people who knew how to make said weapons.

Then I would go North Korea and South Korea and give them black outfits with red bandannas for NK, and Blue for SK. I would train them in the martial arts, and how to use swords and stuff.

I will construct a huge tower in the middle of the boundary between the two on which I will sit. In said tower there will be refreshments and naked women. I will command the two to fight for 100 billion dollars, light up the biggest cigar ever, and watch the two Koreas go at it.

Barcardi

I dont know whats up with you people

but i would buy a gaming HOUSE, hire a top architect to build it. Then i would have him add a movie theater size room with all the game boxes hidden and build (custom, even older controllers) into each and every theater seat.

The seats themselves would be beyond comfortable at about 10k per. The left and right walls would be windowed with tinted glass that is programmed to allow light in by touch.

It would also be built on top of the space needle.

Furthermore i would elect myself president and make blowjobs a national pastime. Vote barcardi in 2008.

Raslin

I would invest into products, company's, and technologies I want to see progress further.

I would hire the largest mercenary army ever, and take over Morocco. Then I would fund massive construction projects, and bring it into the first world. Then I would create a communist nation out of it, with the best and brightest in the world to consult me on how to completely change a culture over time to accept such a thing.

Then I'd buy sex, super good video games, whatever. I'm happy with communism, and other than small stuff for myself, I would try not to inflate the world economy much more.

spookymuffin

Raslin wrote:

I would invest

Invest what? You have all the money in the world.

I like how everyone has "I'd get mad blowjobs" and shit like that. Really makes me feel like we're on the same level.

darleysam

Dusda wrote:

Drez wrote:

Elisha Cuthbert.

Wait, I'm in G&T.

My answer, then, is Elisha Cuthbert.

can i borrow her for the weekends?

on a small scale, i would turn one room of this house into a 'frickin sweet' gaming room, complete with many consoles and large tvs and comfy beanbags.

And then i thought "all the money in the world". So scaled it up to a house, not just a room. I'm the king of good ideas.

spookymuffin

darleysam wrote:

Dusda wrote:

Drez wrote:

Elisha Cuthbert.

Wait, I'm in G&T.

My answer, then, is Elisha Cuthbert.

can i borrow her for the weekends?

on a small scale, i would turn one room of this house into a 'frickin sweet' gaming room, complete with many consoles and large tvs and comfy beanbags.

And then i thought "all the money in the world". So scaled it up to a house, not just a room. I'm the king of good ideas.

And then I realized "all the money in the world" and made it a whole freaking STATE, complete with blackjack and hookers. Everyone gets their own multimillion dollar home and a couple hundred acres of land, and we're all connected by this awesome tube system like the ones they have at bank drive throughs. And while you're travelling in the tube, you're getting a blowjob.

THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT.

JJ

I'd engineer the perfect woman.

Then clone her and staff my whole palace with her.

Marlor

spookymuffin wrote:

Raslin wrote:

I would invest

Invest what? You have all the money in the world.

Well, you may have all the money in the world, but do you have any assets?

You could easily have all the money in the world, yet no assets. Then everyone else decides that since you are hogging all the money (and since we have a fiat monetary system), they will simply adjust the value of existing cash to zero, and create their own new monetary system - pegged to the gold standard or something. Then all your money is worthless.

Or maybe that's overthinking things.

darleysam

Marlor wrote:

spookymuffin wrote:

Raslin wrote:

I would invest

Invest what? You have all the money in the world.

Well, you may have all the money in the world, but do you have any assets?

You could easily have all the money in the world, yet no assets. Then everyone else decides that since you are hogging all the money (and since we have a fiat monetary system), they will simply adjust the value of existing cash to zero, and create their own new monetary system - pegged to the gold standard or something. Then all your money is worthless.

Or maybe that's overthinking things.

this is why you don't invest, you concoct an evil scheme to enslave the world and rule with an iron fist.
Duh.

Sunday_Assassin

I would pay Hugh Laurie to be House for the remainder of his life, and be my personal doctor. Then I would never die.

bombardier

That poster is awesome Dublo.

Dashui

If I had all the money in the world I would probably be assassinated and my funds seized so the dead economy could be restarted.

Mr_Grinch

Why does storm have a tap above his projector screen?

Cantido

If I had to go to war in it, I'd take a Raptor. For shits & giggles and stomach-churning aerobatics, Flanker all the way. The navalized version, with the canards and extra-sturdy landing gear to handle all the hard landings I'd make in my inexperience.

Is a Flanker the one where those douches in the Yellow Squadron in AC4 point up and stop in midair? And then I fly past them and get raped from behind?

Because I'd have that plane wiped from existence.

Elendil

Sunday_Assassin wrote:

I would pay Hugh Laurie to be House for the remainder of his life, and be my personal doctor. Then I would never die.

House wouldn't do it and you goddamn know it.

Garlic Bread

JJ wrote:

SE people are scary.

Take Bibble for example. Or perhaps Kieth

Holy fuck what's going on with that!?

And that's just a small taste. It gets worse.

fuck, don't compare me to bibble

stigweard

Drez wrote:

Elisha Cuthbert.

Wait, I'm in G&T.

My answer, then, is Elisha Cuthbert.

I just can't see that. She will forever in my mind be the skinny little dork on Popular Mechanics for Kids.