I'm Charmander Shepard, and this is my favorite POKÉMON center on the Citadel.

Kuribo's Shoe

this is where I would put an art of charmander as shepard, bulbasaur as wrex and squirtle as garrus, if I were an art guy, and a silly goose

SO YEAH POKEMON, THAT SURE IS A THING HUH



yeah so these games are coming out on the 14th of March, they are remakes of the old gold and silver games for the game boy.

HERE'S SOME THINGS THAT ARE IN THEM:

BUG CATCHING CONTESTS!



THAT ONE GYM THAT LOOKS LIKE A CLEFAIRY



THE ABILITY TO LET ONE OF YOUR POKEMON WALK AROUND OUTSIDE OF ITS POKEBALL LIKE IT IS NOT PROPERTY OR SOMETHING



THIS WEIRD PEDOMETER THING (PEDO IS RIGHT)



so who's excited? to keep this thread relevant for the three weeks until this game arrives, I will be glad to record any friend codes people would care to share in case they want to TRADE UP or GET FIGHT

you can't have mine, all my pokemon suck

GO FORTH

Sweeney Tom

you put way too much time into making that creative title i can tell

also WOAH HOLY SHIT DO THOSE FUCKING POKEMON HAVE WINGS THAT IS SO COOL

Speed Racer

Man what the hell.

Kuribo's Shoe

I forgot to mention the CRAZY DOG THINGS

Sweeney Tom

WOAH CRAZY DOGS HOLY JEEZUS CONSIDER MY MIND BLOWN

i'll assume they're the toughest mofos in the game

Kuribo's Shoe

toughest to catch, anyway

lousy fuckers

Sweeney Tom

pshaw

you're just obviously playing as a wimpy-ass catcher

Garlic Bread

Gold/Silver/Crystal are easily the best of the series and I can't wait for these

Beasteh

GSC was the best generation

so glad the reboot is imminent

(Tyranitar is the most boss)

edit ^5 Keith

Dichotomy

gonna play the shit out of some heart gold

FERALIGATR IS BEST

Kuribo's Shoe

Keith wrote: »

Gold/Silver/Crystal are easily the best of the series and I can't wait for these

you are correct

I am pretty jazzed

are you getting gold or silver or both

I am starting with gold and will likely end up with both

Beasteh

Dichotomy wrote: »

gonna play the shit out of some heart gold

FERALIGATR IS BEST

this is the correct opinion to have



will fuck yo shit up

Macera

Dichotomy wrote: »

gonna play the shit out of some heart gold

KABUTOPS and/or PINSIR IS BEST

Why yes this is correct

Antimatter

looking forward to this, getting Soul Silver, starting with Totodile because Dichotomy is in fact right

Sweeney Tom

pinsir sucked whatchu talkin bout macera

Kuribo's Shoe

Pinsir is not as best as Scyther, and I suggest that you may be on drugs

Beasteh

what really confuses me right

over the many years that Pokemon has been around

why didn't they ever give Pinsir Megahorn?

(or make Flareon not suck)

Kuribo's Shoe

yes pinsir needs megahorn and flareon needs flare rush or blaze kick or SOMETHING

Macera

Sweeney Tom wrote: »

pinsir sucked whatchu talkin bout macera

It's funny, you're typing English, but what you're saying doesn't make sense

Dichotomy

pinsir basically got his game stolen by Heracross

scizor, however, is a chump, and scyther remains a brutal killing machine

Kuribo's Shoe

Dichotomy wrote: »

pinsir basically got his game stolen by Heracross

scizor, however, is a chump, and scyther remains a brutal killing machine

the correctitude of this post could shatter mountains

Beasteh

Flare Blitz would be both suitably powerful and thematically pleasing for Flareon to have

my brother got an Aeroblast Dragonite from the NYC Pokécenter a good few years back, it's still kicking around on my Emerald cart

Dichotomy

in platinum I picked up a Scyther early in the game and she quickly became my team's most important member
she swept entire gyms by herself

hit up the Elite Four
scyther kills every single one of the bug dude's pokemon with a single blow

last pokemon he sends out
scizor
scyther strikes first
the scizor is crippled, but shockingly, still standing
scizor lands its hit: scyther is wounded, but her bloodlust is untamed

the two stare each other down
unmoving, each having only raw hatred for the other
suddenly, there is a flash, and a SCHWING noise
scyther stands on the other side of her opponent
scizor falls to one knee
falls in half
and explodes

Beasteh

my Togekiss does hella rapes when I fight people over wifi

paraflinch hax with self healing HE HE HE

natek

this release really snuck up on me

gonna buy these games so hard

well, one of them

Owenashi

Beasteh wrote: »

Dichotomy wrote: »

gonna play the shit out of some heart gold

TYPHLOSION IS BEST

this is the correct opinion to have



will fuck yo shit up

Speed Racer

I'm gonna enjoy using a bunch of my favorites that aren't actually good enough to use "for real."

Like Stantler and Mareep.

Not even evolving Mareep 'cause Ampharos is retarded as hell.

BahamutZERO

I'm not really into pokemons


pfffft yeah just kidding I love pokemon

Speed Racer

And at the end of it, I get to teach Kingler Agility and have him fuck everything sideways!

This is gonna be a good game.

Garlic Bread

Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »

Keith wrote: »

Gold/Silver/Crystal are easily the best of the series and I can't wait for these

you are correct

I am pretty jazzed

are you getting gold or silver or both

I am starting with gold and will likely end up with both

nah I'm just getting Gold

PiptheFair

all bidoof team all the time

that is hoe pokemans masters play

Kuribo's Shoe

normally I go with what I perceive to be the secondary color, blue, pearl, sapphire, etc

but I LOVE ME SOME DAMN HO-OH

Speed Racer

Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »

normally I go with what I perceive to be the secondary color, blue, pearl, sapphire, etc

but I LOVE ME SOME DAMN HO-OH

I'm the opposite, so I get Ho-Oh without betraying my ideals

unintentional

Ditto fight

Kuribo's Shoe

look, it's my duty as an American to go for the gold

Antimatter

I've gone Blue/Yellow/Silver/Ruby/Diamond in the past

unintentional

if two pokemon use Mean Look, and then baton pass to dittos, is the fight over

BahamutZERO

Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »

normally I go with what I perceive to be the secondary color, blue, pearl, sapphire, etc

but I LOVE ME SOME DAMN HO-OH

I'm the same way except I like Lugia more than Ho-oh. So no problem for me!

The dittos could theoretically use transform until they ran out of PP and then struggle each other to death.

unintentional

BahamutZERO wrote: »

Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »

normally I go with what I perceive to be the secondary color, blue, pearl, sapphire, etc

but I LOVE ME SOME DAMN HO-OH

I'm the same way except I like Lugia more than Ho-oh. So no problem for me!

The dittos could theoretically use transform until they ran out of PP and then struggle each other to death.

No, because when you transform you get 5/x PP for all of your opponents moves.

I looked it up and transform fails on transformed foes

BahamutZERO

unintentional wrote: »

BahamutZERO wrote: »

Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »

normally I go with what I perceive to be the secondary color, blue, pearl, sapphire, etc

but I LOVE ME SOME DAMN HO-OH

I'm the same way except I like Lugia more than Ho-oh. So no problem for me!

The dittos could theoretically use transform until they ran out of PP and then struggle each other to death.

No, because when you transform you get 5/x PP for all of your opponents moves.

I looked it up and transform fails on transformed foes

then they would both transform into dittos, fail to use transform 5 more times then struggle each other to death as I suggested.
Or one would transform and the other would fail to, same result in the end though.

Dichotomy

but if a Ditto uses transform on a Ditto

does it fail

or does it work perfectly?